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Hey y'all, I know some of you have been wondering where l've been these past few days. Before I explain everything, I want to be honest — I did try to end my life again.

Hey everyone @/erib0w.bsky.social has been gone for a few days now without any contact

I and multiple other people have tried to contact get ahold of him and we’re unsure if he’s ok, if anyone has any information about him please dm me on discord

Underrated players in ITZ today, 96/Bow/Glooga/Carbon legit nice try

lol tysm that comp was so troll

Watching chocopero play vpro is hilarious sometimes he’s the final boss of dart spamming

and by cheap i mean CHEAP because i'll edit a vod down into a highlight reel for $10 per hour of footage!

My usual rates for cutting down vods is around $15, but I wanna support the community more and give a little 33% off sale for yall specifically :)

DM me if you're interested!!

run vac charger instead

I BELIEVEEEEE
it did so good last time, i can’t wait to see what it can do after the buffs

i’m predicting a vac team does rly good tmrw in area cup. there’s no way somebody doesn’t after the buffs

they didnt Believe in me... i had to play an equally free weapon instead

One of us is an owl won biggest school in the sea 5!!

me: "literally day 1 bucket why tf is this weapon free"
@scribys.bsky.social "leashed"
@rubyzym.bsky.social "go my scribulous"
mecog: "scribys needs to put their L's up"
cinnamon: "hello my name is mecog"
@djhprfresh.bsky.social aura carry

and people say vac is bottom tier

lowkey better than chump bamboo cuz it covers bad matchups

in sz bamboo is also better at the objective than every charger except pen and it’s even if u run chump bamboo
also ppl completely underestimate how good vbamboo is into one shot chargers, if ur running that the matchup is significantly easier

i’m not saying to just play ur best and expect ur xp to rise, obv u have to have self reflection on if ur making the right plays, but if ur doing that and gaining points then the changes ur making to ur gameplay r right
if u try to play differently and u start losing xp ur playing worse

u won’t consistently gain points if ur getting lucky wins though (at least in tako top 2k leaderboard) so if ur consistently climbing ur def improving too
obv vod reviewing is the best but it takes a ton of time and xp is the most objective way to quantify ur improvement apart from vod reviews

ah ok, ye i totally agree

i meant it more as the xp gains reinforce u making correct decisions n playing better so u cant ignore ur xp

the goat

bamboo doesn’t get screwed over
there’s many very high xp bamboo players, maybe it’s tougher but if ur not here for a challenge why play x

i don’t think x rank is unfair. if ur good enough u r able to win 99% of ur tickets
stuff being out of ur control means that u have to adapt and do stuff u normally don’t, so saying “u only need to do what u can” kinda sounds like ur blaming stuff u could overcome if u think outside of the box

the point is to get a higher xp bc if ur gaining xp ur improving as a player

Apparently there is x rank discourse now so daily reminder that it is never your fault and if you blame your teammates that is a sign of very high skill

I’m Slow — LocalThunk Hello people, long time no chat! I have some unfortunate news: The promised 2025 Balatro 1.1 update isn’t going to come out in 2025. I know, I announced that it would, but it has become clear now th...

I wanted to give an update on the Balatro 1.1 release date:

localthunk.com/blog/im-slow

TL;DR is that it will not be coming out in 2025, it is still coming out for sure, and I'm sorry. The new timeline is "it's done when it's done"

Please read the blog post for more details

RETURN OF THE COG GOT 2ND IN CROBATTLE!! WELCOME BACK MECOGGGG!!!!!! :DDD

mecog(no bsky) "Guh"
@scribys.bsky.social "skipped out on math hw for this"
@rubyzym.bsky.social "im soggy"
cinnamon(no twitter) "i really dunno tbh"
me "vacuum is busted, v96 meta soon"

lmfao good luck beating anyone

u literally don’t know vac works at all u just want to shit on it

criticizes someone else’s gameplay, about a special u have no idea how it works,,, ppl tell u ur wrong,,,,, “i ain’t reading all that”
ty for ur wisdom nemesis

plus, if u pop vac then the expectation is that ur team plays with it, which do u think sounds like a safer way to push, someone being vacc’d, making them fucking invincible while pushing the sword, or 2 normal players walking into a stamper