Cory B

If you wanna do a real Roman Gesture

Kiss your bros

“Don’t be a sore winner
Don’t be a sore winner
Don’t be a sore winner “

I say as I send 17 screenshots of how bad off a nemesis is doing

The way I know id serve so much cunt on a warhorse

Me (Gluteus Maximus) to my sister (Gluteus Minimus) who didn’t inherit any ass

fUNk sOL brUVA

I am not here to argue that diehard is a Christmas movie, I am here to argue that the polar express is a horror movie

Every day I’m not in my 20’s isn’t that bad of a day. Nothing will ever be worse than that

All I ever think about anymore is The Farseer Trilogy.

I’m on Ship of Magic just yearning for Fitz, Night Eyes, and The Fool.

Althea is gunna be a bad bitch though. I can feel it.

I wanna go to karaoke but without the theater kids witnessing my chagrin after 4 beers and three rounds of ABBA covers