hey im josh [commissions open]

dude until we’re at 2027, its fair game to critique any potential candidate.

also the dude has screwed over the homless and trans ppl. he also takes a lotta money from real estate firms.

he’ll throw anyone under the bus if it’s convenient

fascists ruin everything

new #gif #animation

title is “talk back”

me:

A mostly blank white image. In the bottom right is a badly drawn picture of Luigi sitting rigidly. He says “uh, ‘weeji tyme”

y’all i found this old doodle i dont remember drawing from like 5 yrs ago

s’pretty good

screenshot from an article from the american society of nutrition that says: Just 7% of adults meet fiber recommendations, raising risk of chronic diseases Rockville, Maryland (June 7, 2021) — Only 5% of men and 9% of women are getting the recommended daily amount of dietary fiber, according to a study being presented at NUTRITION 2021 LIVE ONLINE. Insufficient fiber intake is associated with a higher risk of heart disease and diabetes, two of the most common diseases in the U.S.

only 7% of americans get their daily fiber needs and i rly think this is why we’re so aggressive.

folks are constapated and making it other ppl’s problems

a selfie of me, a large bearded man in his 30’s wearing a newsie cap and over-the-ear headphones. i have in a robe with vaguely south asian patterns on jt and a long beaded necklace

selfie of me, a large bearded man with tattoos. i have on a goldenrod hoodie with the hood up, a flat bill cap, and a long string of beads as well as retro looking reflective sunglasses. my tongue is sticking out. in my hand i have two boxes of girl scout cookies and a large iced latte. the items are precarious and look like they could fall at any moment

whats wild is bc i’m a bald bearded white man with tattoos, bigots often think i’m in their team

imagine seeing me, dressed like a mix between lily tomlin and a gorrillaz character, and thinking i’m a good ol’ boy

Image 1: A person in an inflatable green frog costume stands facing a line of heavily armed and armored police officers at night. The scene takes place on a city sidewalk with bystanders and protest signs in the background. The frog costume looks oversized and comically out of place amid the tense standoff, illuminated by streetlights and camera flashes. Image 2: The view is from behind the person in the frog costume, showing the rounded top of the costume’s head with its black spots and small protruding eyes. Ahead, a group of tactical police officers walks away under a lit archway, their figures receding down a paved alley or courtyard. The contrast between the cartoonish frog and the militarized officers gives the scene an absurd, surreal tone.

Image 1: A person in an inflatable green frog costume stands facing a line of heavily armed and armored police officers at night. The scene takes place on a city sidewalk with bystanders and protest signs in the background. The frog costume looks oversized and comically out of place amid the tense standoff, illuminated by streetlights and camera flashes. Image 2: The view is from behind the person in the frog costume, showing the rounded top of the costume’s head with its black spots and small protruding eyes. Ahead, a group of tactical police officers walks away under a lit archway, their figures receding down a paved alley or courtyard. The contrast between the cartoonish frog and the militarized officers gives the scene an absurd, surreal tone.

Portland bringing flair to the party

The world is profoundly evil and you have to keep on truckin'

me, a large bearfed man in a red ball cap and a long sleeve shirt with a vaporwave logo i am at a museum and behind me is a large photo of a thunderstorm

me drunk af in a dive bar bathroom. i have on the same red hat in the previous video, but you can clearly read “bulma” on it, a reference to bulma from dragon ball

me in the same hat, driving a fake car in dollywood

i do semi-regularly wear a red six panel hat- but its clearly dragon ball streetware, and i’ve had it since 2013 so i had it before the image was tainted

my coworker told me yesterday that i looked like some1 on tv who teaches fractions to elementary school children bc of my bright colors

idk how to make it any clearer that i am not MAGA, but i suppose folks in the rural southeast see what they want to see and ignore clear evidence to the contrary

brad pitt, best known for his role as fitness instructor chad fieldmeir in burn after reading

fanart of Melinoe from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (dark jeans, orange top), she has a big tattoo on her right arm, and is about to tie her hair with a hair band (is this how it's called in english ?) her eyes are closed, she has nice arm muscles and looks extremely lesbian

fanart of Nemesis from Hades 2, wearing a modern outfit (red jeans, black crop top with the Hades sigil as a pattern on it), moon shaped necklace, tattoos on her left arm and pecs, as she's about to tie her hair using a green hairband, her eyes closed (green light on her right side cause she's standing next to Melinoe's glowing arm, off camera)

fanart of Eris, from Hades 2, she's sitting, right leg with her knee bent, in front of her right hand on her right foot, left hand on her face, framing her left eye between two fingers she's wearing big sneakers, micro shorts, some sort of sweater with stripes showing her shoulders she has apple tree branch tattoos on her thigh and left shoulder

fanart of Medea from Hades 2, but wearing modern clothes (tiny leather shorts with double belt, red/purple leather crop top), a nose ring, necklaces, also big tattoo covering the entire left arm (a snake, a moon crescent, flowers and leaves) She's sitting, resting on her left hand, her right hand next to her face, conjuring some plague magic that bathes her in green light

hades gals 💀🌸

#freelink

Treez, a green haired alt femme, in a BeetleJuice Cosplay. they are sending outside on a patio in front of a black gate with a spiderweb decoration. Treez has their hands on their hips and ping their lips towards the camera. The Beetlejuice cosplay hugs Treezs curves divinely.

Treez is leaned forward to the camera with a big wide smile and big eyes to match. They have their hands out to the sides as if they’re saying the infamous line “ITS SHOWTIME” from the movie BeetleJuice. Treez has long green hair, a grossly painted face to match the character and is in a black and white stripped suit

It’s SHOWTIME 🪲🖤🤍

vomiting my posts into your feed like ur a baby bird
say peep peep thank u mommy

Bob Ross paintings to be auctioned to support public TV stations after federal funding cuts All profits will help public TV stations with licensing fees for popular programs that include "The Best of Joy of Painting" and "America's Test Kitchen."

Thirty paintings created by the bushy-haired, soft-spoken Bob Ross will soon be up for auction to defray the costs of programming for small and rural public television stations suffering under cuts in federal funding. https://to.pbs.org/4nEQMrw

🗣️GET YOUR FUCKINF COVID AND FLU VACCCINES PEOPLE

Digital illustration of a pale, humanoid figure wearing a muted, red cloak standing among autumn-colored foliage.

A digital illustration depicting a frontal bust of a pale, humanoid figure. Vines with reddish leaves resembling small hands surrounds the character.

A digital illustration in the style of a vintage storybook. A pale, humanoid figure wearing a red cloak is in the middle of a dark forest. The trees surrounding her have circular patterns carved into their bark. She stands on the edge of a pit that is filled with a tangled mass of worm-like creatures. Below the illustration reads "The worms wriggled endlessly in the pit."

A digital illustration in the style of a block print. A humanoid figure wearing a red cloak stands next to a long, segmented creature that resembles a carrot. The creature’s body weaves in-and-out of dark bushes.

My character Doppel throughout the years

(Oct. 2018 / Mar. 2020 / May 2021 / Nov. 2022)

my first thought too

Two mermaids embracing underwater.

Mermaids 🥺

inktober illustration of a woman in ornate armor putting on her helmet

[inktober day 7] final round

a picture of a really weird primate named slow loris. i honestly dont even know how to describe these dudes

well if they’re named after this weird lil fella, i like them already

I hope you can see this, because I am doing it as hard as I can.

YouTube video by Stanzi Charlie Kirk died #shorts

I love her

a selfie of me, a large bearded man in his 30’s wearing a newsie cap and over-the-ear headphones. i have in a robe with vaguely south asian patterns on jt and a long beaded necklace

selfie of me, a large bearded man with tattoos. i have on a goldenrod hoodie with the hood up, a flat bill cap, and a long string of beads as well as retro looking reflective sunglasses. my tongue is sticking out. in my hand i have two boxes of girl scout cookies and a large iced latte. the items are precarious and look like they could fall at any moment

whats wild is bc i’m a bald bearded white man with tattoos, bigots often think i’m in their team

imagine seeing me, dressed like a mix between lily tomlin and a gorrillaz character, and thinking i’m a good ol’ boy

(:

damn i didnt kno the president’s daughter was a short stack

a drawing of a woman in a hellow bikini taking selfies. the sketches are stylistic and the lines are warbly. flat colors, no shading. her skin is a sort of desaturated bubblegum color

throwback #art from 2021

model’s name was loki i believe. i cant find their socials tho this was 4 yrs ago