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Professional Gremlin โœฆ Mostly chickens โœฆ Sometimes I do other stuff

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McDonald's playplace vs today

McDonald's playplace vs today

Look what they took from us

24.03.2025 05:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 531    ๐Ÿ” 104    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 33    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

I contracted as a paid media strategist at agencies for many years, basically auditing efficiencies for PPC clients. Throughout 24-25, they axed me because various AI tools made my job โ€œunnecessaryโ€. Seeing this contextualizes the โ€œhowโ€™ve you beenโ€ text I got from a former colleague last week lol

15.02.2026 03:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1159    ๐Ÿ” 216    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...

13.02.2026 22:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7355    ๐Ÿ” 2148    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 43    ๐Ÿ“Œ 84
Frog and toad looking at each other and carrying a kite with the words โ€œyouโ€™re the frog to my toadโ€

Frog and toad looking at each other and carrying a kite with the words โ€œyouโ€™re the frog to my toadโ€

youโ€™re the frog to my toad :) โค๏ธ

14.02.2026 16:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1477    ๐Ÿ” 524    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

13.02.2026 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 22795    ๐Ÿ” 5706    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 159    ๐Ÿ“Œ 170

your roflcopter suddenly looks a lot less impressive, as i roll up in my luxurious lmaousine

13.02.2026 02:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3244    ๐Ÿ” 1423    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
A gay hero wielding the mighty yaoi paddle before the monstrous conglomerate biff tannin president bastard king trump in memory of final fantasy 7

A gay hero wielding the mighty yaoi paddle before the monstrous conglomerate biff tannin president bastard king trump in memory of final fantasy 7

hits a little different in 2026

12.02.2026 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 526    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

โ€œI donโ€™t like Bad Bunny because I canโ€™t understand Spanish.โ€

You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they donโ€™t understand in Japanese for decades.

09.02.2026 20:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2512    ๐Ÿ” 912    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 51    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
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Yeah we've got AIโ€” and Actually Interesting piece of art made by a real human! This fan-favorite tee from @athanuki.bsky.social is back and here to stay in our online mart! Get yours today: zurl.co/MTmID

10.02.2026 21:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 124    ๐Ÿ” 52    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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The kids actually made animals that don't exist. The AI just put a bunch of stuff that already exists together into a polished slop blender. You can't get a better illustration of why AI can't create anything new while human creativity is bottomless.

10.02.2026 06:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1493    ๐Ÿ” 485    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 22    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

A. Nonsense. There are doubtless billions of people whose names are not in the epstein files and large numbers of those could invent cool things, write cool books, or be competent senators.

B. Don't threaten me with a good time, tho.

10.02.2026 21:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 166    ๐Ÿ” 46    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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i hope that the start to your year has been bright โœจ horses have always been something i love to draw and have had this sketch laying around for a while. so the year of the fire horse feels like a great energy to bring into 2026 ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ”ฅ

09.02.2026 08:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 184    ๐Ÿ” 70    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me with discord

10.02.2026 04:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3234    ๐Ÿ” 892    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 28    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18
A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?"
And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards."
And you know what? He is.'
Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

A post on threads from user stephens_bens. It reads 'I'll always remember an interview with Steve Buscemi on Bulleye, Jesse Thorn asked him "As an actor with many decades of varied and outstanding roles across your career, does it ever bother you that one of the things you will most be remembered for is a 3-second gif in which you're wearing a backwards baseball cap and carrying a skateboard?" And without missing a beat, Buscemi replied "I'm carrying *two* skateboards." And you know what? He is.' Below that is a screen cap of Buscemi's famous "fellow kids" moment.

I never noticed this either.

08.02.2026 19:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16233    ๐Ÿ” 3926    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 92    ๐Ÿ“Œ 155
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congratulations to the Seahawks, who are technically named after the gorgeous Osprey โ€” a great victory for birders everywhere!

below is my rendition of an Osprey soaring to victory, drawn with full attention to detail. and no, this is not a photo!

09.02.2026 03:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1315    ๐Ÿ” 259    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 18    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10
Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Official Video)
YouTube video by Miike Snow Miike Snow - Genghis Khan (Official Video)

Watching the "Genghis Khan" video for anxiety relief upon waking

07.02.2026 08:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 316    ๐Ÿ” 78    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 19

unigiri ๐Ÿ™

02.02.2026 22:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4721    ๐Ÿ” 1448    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

pick up the ash and berries

06.02.2026 21:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5595    ๐Ÿ” 2082    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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happy friday

06.02.2026 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 127    ๐Ÿ” 35    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5
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"I can't leave Twitter for xyz reason" girl how bad does it have to get

05.02.2026 00:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 552    ๐Ÿ” 210    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 11    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3
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Bookshop.org Teams with Draft2Digital The online bookselling platform has partnered with the self-publishing company to allow self-published authors to sell e-books on its site.

For so long Amazon has had a monopoly on selling self-published books. Good to see that @bookshop.org is ready to compete in the space! www.publishersweekly.com/pw/by-topic/...

04.02.2026 17:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 457    ๐Ÿ” 152    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
Burnt CD-Rom in an external CD-Rom drive with "Flash" written on it

Burnt CD-Rom in an external CD-Rom drive with "Flash" written on it

A virtual machine of Windows XP running on an iMac with Macromedia Studio 8 and the Macromedia Flash 8 InstallShield Wizard running

A virtual machine of Windows XP running on an iMac with Macromedia Studio 8 and the Macromedia Flash 8 InstallShield Wizard running

The Macromedia Flash 8 splashscreen on an iMac running a virtual machine of Windows XP

The Macromedia Flash 8 splashscreen on an iMac running a virtual machine of Windows XP

A Cintiq screen with Flash open on it. My hand is drawing a beautiful rat

A Cintiq screen with Flash open on it. My hand is drawing a beautiful rat

A cunning ploy, Adobe, but you forgot one thing *slides jewel case out of my sleeve*
My highschool computing teacher was my friend's Dad

03.02.2026 03:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3789    ๐Ÿ” 874    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 50    ๐Ÿ“Œ 14
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Insect women

02.02.2026 22:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2845    ๐Ÿ” 564    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Google with AI buttons

Google with AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

Google without AI buttons

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for
* Google AI Summaries
* YouTube Ask button & chat summaries
* GitHub Copilot
* Facebook AI chat
* X's Grok buttons
* Deviantart DreamUp
* Booru AI images
* And more

github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

03.02.2026 00:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 18712    ๐Ÿ” 9329    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 248    ๐Ÿ“Œ 166
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From: Jeffrey Epstein
To: Cain From The Bible
Date: March 7th, 3000BC
Subject: Re: Thinking of killing my brother? ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€

go for it it wouljld be extremlry sexy to invenf thr cornvept of murder snd yherefore curse mankind fur eternkity ;) ;)

31.01.2026 14:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6879    ๐Ÿ” 1222    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

A news report screenshot. There's a grim reaper. The chyron says "Yikes! Stay tuned."

Me every morning in this fucking country

30.01.2026 15:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4308    ๐Ÿ” 1143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12
A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has 
H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3.

A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

A set of four cake pops that read HAPPY VALENTINES DAY; The first has H, VA, and D; The second has A LEN A; the third has PP TIN Y; the last has Y ES <3. A cartoon below shows a very sad hamster holding up the one that reads PP TINY

I have been laughing at this for a solid five minutes.

29.01.2026 16:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 19006    ๐Ÿ” 6031    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
โ€œScreenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: โ€˜Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18โ€“25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.โ€™ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text โ€˜TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.โ€™ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a โ€˜Learn Moreโ€™ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.โ€

โ€œScreenshot of a promoted Reddit post by u/AYAGDOS. The post reads: โ€˜Navigating gender dysphoria? Join our confidential, cross-country study of 18โ€“25 year olds to tell your story, challenge preconceptions, and have YOUR experience reflected in the science.โ€™ Below is a banner graphic with the Northwestern University logo and the text โ€˜TRANS OR GENDERQUEER? SHARE YOUR STORY.โ€™ The image shows a close-up of a hand with light pink nail polish, partially painted blue, held up against a blurred background. A link to ayagdos.org and a โ€˜Learn Moreโ€™ button appear at the bottom, along with Reddit vote and share icons.โ€

If you see this, don't participate. It's a rigged study by Lisa Littman and unethical researcher J. Michael Bailey meant to undermine access to care. Spread the word.

30.01.2026 17:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9023    ๐Ÿ” 7425    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 62    ๐Ÿ“Œ 112

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