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@agentkaz.bsky.social

cute cyberpunk rivethead with melon. weird internet creature. cool text roleplayer. back on my metalocalypse bullshit. also sonic, deus ex, mgs, stuff. aroace, agender. any pronouns. 34. pittsburgh. www.agentkaz.com icon by @keithstack.com

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Super Mario Bros. Deluxe includes a calendar that goes all the way to the year 3000. Ironically, this reaches much further than typical modern computer and smartphone calendars. As such, even now Super Mario Bros. Deluxe remains a good option to keep track of far future dates.

07.12.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1318    πŸ” 376    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 19
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New Tangle & Whisper decals have been discovered through data mines in #SonicRacingCrossWorlds! #SonicNews

06.12.2025 16:18 β€” πŸ‘ 290    πŸ” 102    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story

"TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL

DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS"

Rated E for Everyone

get N or get out

12.21.1997

www.yoshi64.com"

crude parody of 90s ad for Yoshi's Story "TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL DEVOUR YOUR WAY THROUGH MPORE THAN 20 JUICY LEVELS" Rated E for Everyone get N or get out 12.21.1997 www.yoshi64.com"

05.12.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5200    πŸ” 2060    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 26
A pixelated face of Austin Powers is in the corner of an all black screen. Text in the center of the screen says "It is now safe to turn off your Game Boy Color!"

A pixelated face of Austin Powers is in the corner of an all black screen. Text in the center of the screen says "It is now safe to turn off your Game Boy Color!"

Austin Powers: Oh, Behave! (GBC, 2000)

20.07.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 185    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2
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The World, by Seeming 11 track album

Seeming: The World
our 4th LP

This record was hard to make. It wriggled, bit, shapeshifted, ran away from home, yelped from bad dreams, scared off friends and family, and refused to play nice. But kicking and screaming, it is born today. Welcome to the World.

seeming.bandcamp.com/album/the-wo...

05.12.2025 14:39 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 13
facebook marketplace listing for four full-size sit-down Daytona USA arcade cabinets

"$17,000 for 4 machines OR $10,000 for 2

Perfect Xmas Gift - Daytona USA Arcade Japanese Version"

facebook marketplace listing for four full-size sit-down Daytona USA arcade cabinets "$17,000 for 4 machines OR $10,000 for 2 Perfect Xmas Gift - Daytona USA Arcade Japanese Version"

closeup on "Perfect Xmas Gift"

closeup on "Perfect Xmas Gift"

the ideal stocking stuffer!

05.12.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 309    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 8
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Promotional photos of My Chemical Romance lead vocalist Gerard Way with Mario from a 2007 interview in the Japanese Crossbeat magazine. He is quoted as saying "I'm drawn to works that are innovative and try new things", which evidently includes Mario.

04.12.2025 15:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1875    πŸ” 510    πŸ’¬ 20    πŸ“Œ 24

hey how come you never see a moondreamers reboot

04.12.2025 13:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
very misshapen yoshi toy

very misshapen yoshi toy

really good yoshi on a vending machine

04.12.2025 00:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
very small snowman on a pillar in front of the river

very small snowman on a pillar in front of the river

came across a tiny snowman

03.12.2025 14:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Rod Serling

Rod Serling

There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys

02.12.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 4076    πŸ” 859    πŸ’¬ 54    πŸ“Œ 22
Mirrorshades

From 2 years ago.
Free MIRRORSHADES! Weirdly this epic cyberpunk antho doesn't exist as an ebook. So we turned it into a free online webpage. Happy reading, and may ye wax gnarly and punk and dirty and ecstatic and intricate and all that good shit. Happy cybermonday. rudyrucker.com/mirrorshades/

02.12.2025 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 68    πŸ” 42    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 9

i don't know if any band has ever had a better name than "dr. teeth and the electric mayhem"

02.12.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards

30.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 936    πŸ” 174    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 5

johnny: oh hey ur back from dino's bar 'n' grill early
this chick that used to dance a lot: the boys are back in town
johnny: what?
that chick: *loading a pistol and getting back on motorcycle* the boys are back in town

19.07.2023 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 242    πŸ” 78    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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🐊 𝗑𝗒 π—–π—›π—”π—Ÿπ—Ÿπ—˜π—‘π—šπ—˜π—¦ 🐊

30.11.2025 06:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2437    πŸ” 951    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 4

You gotta be silly, dude. At least a little bit. You gotta have a spring in your step and a smile in your heart or else none of this matters

30.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1400    πŸ” 594    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 3
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An honest misunderstanding.

30.11.2025 06:29 β€” πŸ‘ 59    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
an ad for the new series β€œwelcome to derry” with the tagline β€œgo back to where IT all beganβ€œ, except somehow, they highlighted the word β€œtoβ€œ instead of β€œitβ€œ

an ad for the new series β€œwelcome to derry” with the tagline β€œgo back to where IT all beganβ€œ, except somehow, they highlighted the word β€œtoβ€œ instead of β€œitβ€œ

"oh, don't forget to highlight, in bright red, the two-letter word in the tagline! the two letter word that's kind of the whole point of this clever ad campaign! the two letter word that links this show to the horror movie of the same name!"

"no problem boss. i'm on it"

29.11.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 10272    πŸ” 2053    πŸ’¬ 97    πŸ“Œ 92
a stylized 3d render of bunsen honeydew and beaker from the muppet show in a lab. beaker has his head stuck in a flask. i'm back on my muppets shit

a stylized 3d render of bunsen honeydew and beaker from the muppet show in a lab. beaker has his head stuck in a flask. i'm back on my muppets shit

muppet labs πŸ§ͺ

29.11.2025 19:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4649    πŸ” 1206    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 6
TAS restaurant

TAS restaurant

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

28.04.2025 14:46 β€” πŸ‘ 3412    πŸ” 1536    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 8
A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."

A cartoon drawing of a podcast audience in an auditorium. A speech bubble leading off screen reads "we have a segment on this podcast called 'safety third." In the foreground, an anthropomorphic fox wearing a shirt that says "you're boeing to die" side-eyes an anthropomorphic airliner weearing a shirt that reads "I'm boeing to kill you."

29.11.2025 07:13 β€” πŸ‘ 7349    πŸ” 1739    πŸ’¬ 71    πŸ“Œ 21
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I guess some Core Design development stuff leaked and this screenshot from an Indiana Jones prototype for PSP is absolutely delightful

27.11.2025 01:05 β€” πŸ‘ 188    πŸ” 50    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs

26.11.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3789    πŸ” 1469    πŸ’¬ 22    πŸ“Œ 17
plushie of trogdor the burninator from homestar runner

plushie of trogdor the burninator from homestar runner

a burninator you can hug

25.11.2025 23:14 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Oh wait. nm

25.11.2025 18:30 β€” πŸ‘ 269    πŸ” 37    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

a rather well-known planet was named after its tendency towards jupiting

25.11.2025 12:56 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
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"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace

25.11.2025 00:59 β€” πŸ‘ 8309    πŸ” 2092    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 137

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