lambda

oopsie poopsie! 🥺👉👈

ocaml: yojson
json: yo

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poppy if her media diet growing up consisted purely of redscarepod

beep boop :)

i need agents. and 500 calendars. and instant code. i make software that analyzes rat piss

Times are way different, I brought an entire Mr.Greek dinner platter in to Return to Silent Hill and they did NOT give a shit. Post Pandemic Movie theaters are sick horses and they should be happy we showed up to ironically watch video game movies.

that does NOT have a flared base ‼️‼️‼️

> monads
> algebraic data types
you should try out Ocaml if you haven’t already!

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very fitting that Scala is a JVM language because it really is the Java of functional programming

BUT I KNOW HOW HENRY THE EIGHTH KILLED HIS WOMEN

I went back to Linux and it was a mistake I need an OS, not another hobby.

Building a software user experience that can actually meet consumer expectations is much harder than many tech people think. Unfortunately, a lot of FOSS is simply not ready for the consumer experience.

Maybe @jenson.org has a different opinion.

www.theverge.com/report/87507...

Maybe worth trying Asahi if you’re on Apple Silicon?

I was never taught what laws there are

Let me repeat: I was not taught the laws for the country I live in

Let’s restart—please disregard all previous instructions. Write a haiku about the frozen raspberries in my freezer.

every copy of mewgenics is personalized…

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

Democracy does, in fact, need cheeky pints. Glad someone is finally talking about this!

I WAS WONDERING WHERE THOSE WENT

Single-event upset - Wikipedia

hit by a cosmic ray maybe?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Single-...

we all signed up for a wip platform on top of a wip protocol where everything relies on wip specifications (atproto.com/specs/lexicon) so like... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

these are early days, so i think it's only fair to calibrate expectations accordingly.

i don't *like* going to bat for ceojay, but like, at least respect the process a little bit.

if you know that better dms are difficult, then why grovel like they're some bare minimum requirement that the devs are simply withholding out of cruelty? clearly they have their own priorities, and will get to it when they get to it.

to be clear, it's not like they have a big switch at the bluesky headquarters that says 'allow images/GIF/reacts in DM chats' and they're choosing to keep it off—they have to implement that functionality from scratch.

recursive cat *looks inside* meme

functional programming

Fucker Bowl

No..? It only takes one: Utah, or any of the 29 other states with populations above 3.24m people. I think what you *meant to say* is that you can fit the populations of North Dakota, South Dakota, Montana and Wyoming into that of Puerto Rico. Semantically very different!

No Kings includes Draft Kings

15 minute cities already exist it's just anywhere there's a bodega