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After a lengthy appeals process and productive discussion with the Blue Sky safety team I will no loinger be sending George Thorogood lyrics to beautiful women on here via DM. Thank you all

04.02.2026 17:02 — 👍 19236    🔁 2946    💬 295    📌 131

i'm going to miss food when they stop it

26.11.2025 08:04 — 👍 51    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Kermit faces off with Hopper in The Muppet Movie

Meanwhile in #Portland

10.10.2025 13:33 — 👍 9147    🔁 2192    💬 53    📌 41

did the dryer shrink my shirt or am i fat

11.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 54    🔁 6    💬 6    📌 1

the balls are the trick and the dick is the treat

08.10.2025 03:19 — 👍 56    🔁 7    💬 2    📌 0

Great, I am now BANNED from submitting suggestions to the Library of Congress, just because every single day I send them an email asking them to archive Jerma Streams The Simpsons: Hit & Run.

06.08.2025 01:48 — 👍 742    🔁 144    💬 14    📌 1

When I'm done using this app, I head on over to the X The Everything App to see Cat videos and Fox News

11.02.2025 12:03 — 👍 3    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

One Evening on Crack

27.07.2025 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

Five Nights at Cancer

27.07.2025 14:35 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
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15.07.2025 04:04 — 👍 40    🔁 4    💬 2    📌 0
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am i doing it right?

05.06.2025 22:44 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 5    📌 0
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just invented an unbeatable chess move, i'm calling it 2 horses 1 queen

04.06.2025 05:53 — 👍 49    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 1
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a cartoon character says take a hike you bum while another character looks on ALT: a cartoon character says take a hike you bum while another character looks on
29.05.2025 01:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

whos there

29.05.2025 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

yo do they got jokes on this thing im trying to laugh

24.05.2025 02:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

cocking my colon like a shotgun before i blast the shit out my ass

15.05.2025 05:37 — 👍 92    🔁 12    💬 3    📌 0

slut test (male ) Q1: have you ever been sucked off wearing a Tuxedo

08.04.2025 09:21 — 👍 2816    🔁 310    💬 40    📌 28

gonna do an inverse goatse where i shove my butt cheeks into my ass hole

08.04.2025 09:05 — 👍 82    🔁 13    💬 2    📌 0

SAD DAY FOR MY PENIS

08.04.2025 19:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

you know how you can gargle water in the back of your throat, i can do that with diarrhea in my butt

18.03.2025 06:55 — 👍 33    🔁 5    💬 6    📌 0

perp walking my poop to the toilet

13.03.2025 02:03 — 👍 63    🔁 5    💬 1    📌 2

what a fuckin dogshit cocksucking misery factory of a planet

18.03.2025 20:20 — 👍 72    🔁 9    💬 2    📌 0

I imagined how goofy the shoulders would end up looking, giggled, then immediately drew it because I needed to see it made real

23.02.2025 08:27 — 👍 10307    🔁 3608    💬 139    📌 72
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here's a photo of my ugly chud cousin

11.02.2025 11:54 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
2 panel illustration, 1st panel, a frizzy haired, bearded man sits at a computer, smoking and typing. text on screen: poke 234729,255 2nd panel, the man is looking at his screen, no longer typing, his hand rested with the smoke in it. the screen translates to: i would bet it rains.

2 panel illustration, 1st panel, a frizzy haired, bearded man sits at a computer, smoking and typing. text on screen: poke 234729,255 2nd panel, the man is looking at his screen, no longer typing, his hand rested with the smoke in it. the screen translates to: i would bet it rains.

illustration (1984) archive.org/details/todo...

10.02.2025 12:42 — 👍 46    🔁 9    💬 0    📌 0

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