Alfref

A double espresso with a cigarette resting on its saucer.

同志们，周一开摆！

the movie Office Space but instead of siphoning money from financial transactions it's just anime girl skins

"We kicked out or backstabbed everyone who wasn't happy with the resident scheming pedo and have no one left to lead the party"

A screen shot from the Guardian which reads - and I am so serious - "Sex and snacks, but no seat at the table: the role of women in Epstein's sordid men's club."

🗣️MORE. 🗣️WOMEN. 🗣️PEDOPHILES.

I stand by the Uncut Gems method to dying happy

local hipster cinema called Come And See

Spanish guy went crazy on the thumbnail for this one

it is time to join the Belt And Road Initiative

2026 really is the year of the Big Walk

I think provably using Threads should be a bannable offence on here

Epstein's man constantly badgering every UK journalist, leaking tax policy during Gordon Brown and personally overseeing Labour candidate selection in 2024

in light of all the mandelson stuff, it really does seem that Eyup Lovely was right about Everything

Quite a moment. Artemis 2, Long March 10A with Mengzhou, and Starship V3 all undergoing preparations, all with big implications for lunar ambitions.

Somewhere out there is an Emily Thomas I desperately need to tell "reaching level 1000 in the Offline Games - No Wifi test tube game is really impressive and you shouldn't rely on external validation to feel good about yourself"

getting mad and writing a 22 post thread about the netflix God Hand adaptation where they cast Caleb Landry Jones as the protagonist

First week of interning at a space company in Hangzhou capped off by a visit to the Zhejiang provincial museum and a plate of Texas BBQ

mental that Starmer has renewed domestic warhead development in the UK, even approving the development of tactical nuclear weapons yet we get bullshit like this in our newspapers

EGG HEAD - “Skibadee, skibadanger! I am the rearranger!”

keir starmer has done exactly one good thing in his entire career and the worst cartoonist alive is here to tell you why it is bad

Space veggies

Keir Starmer Beijing pics first impressions

A guy yesterday was like "my English name is Frieza." I thought that was so cool but I showed him the DBZ guy and he was like "I don't know who that is". So I asked if he meant Frasier but he spelt it out for me FRESUR

I like the bit where he says they are gonna get the UK's unemployed population hooked on the techno psychosis machine

Keir Starmer in Beijing reportedly asking Xi how he can give pesky Mancunians the "Lin Biao treatment"

Now I'm on a train to Hangzhou to do some space stuff

Boromir is having doubts at this point and tries to seize the ring, falling on his sword in the process. This alerts Gothmog, the Mouth of Sauron and the King of the Nazgul who are waiting at the top of Mt Doom. An epic battle ensues and almost everyone dies but the ring is destroyed.