Ernest Deadfold

gee no wonder Hillary lost in '16

truth hurts

the lesson here: Never stop posting.

it's her fault she lost

nobody buys your hasbara anymore

he should abolish your shitty paper

CHOTINER: So Harry, you're the butcher at the Busytown Supermarket?

HARRY: That's right.

CHOTINER: You sell pork at your store?

HARRY: Certainly, We sell the best pork ever!

CHOTINER: Seems your customers agree, but I couldn't help but notice, you're also a pig, right?

HARRY: Yes.

yep

1. not a no true scotsman

2. you're doing a fallacy fallacy.

*EXTREMELY LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER SOUND*

I call him a "modern day James Buchanan" for a reason!

democrats preserving the fillibuster just for trump to direct republicans to get rid of it was for nothing. democrats should have done this day one in the biden administration but their biggest downfall was assuming that political “norms” were restored after biden won

trillion times zero is zero

i did have one covid scare back in late 2021 when a friend of mine tested positive the day after i hung out with him, and i was super worried that i was going to get sick, but i ended up testing negative, and didn't get sick.

i've gotten boosters every year since the first round of shots and AFAIK i still have not gotten covid, so i'll be taking this W tyvm.

either i completely forgot about Astead or this is the first time i've ever heard of him, but i then saw that he works for the New York Tmes and i was like "yeah, that makes sense"

sometimes i do things for clicks, just so i can feel something

better things are not possible!

"Everyone Needs To Drive A Vehicle, Even The Very Tall"

"Marge, I'd Like To Be Alone With The Sandwich For A Moment"

"My newest hobby is finding lines from The Simpsons that could pass for Morrissey song titles." I took this image from somewhere else and can't write all of these out on my phone, so if you're reading this because you need the alt-text, take the opportunity to brainstorm some good ones of your own.

oh my god

i’m a poster, not a cop

delete your account

you don’t have either of those

they’re currently screaming at people who criticize Gavin Newsom

Hi, I'm a freelance Democratic party strategist in your mentions. After we protect trans rights by banning them from sports, we should move on to protecting abortion rights by restricting bodily autonomy. Next, we'll reign in ICE by getting tough on the border.

>gaslighting

lmao

The problem comes on the back end.

If you indefinitely put off people's priorities after they vote for you over and over, they likewise have zero incentive to help you eventually.

If you engage in endless triangulation instead of movement politics, you're doomed in this loop.