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Meghann Humphries

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Mum to 2 amazing adults, Nanny to 2 gorgeous girls, Florist & small (tiny-I pretty much do everything!) business owner, Cancer Survivor. She Her.

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Why does Auckland City Council need to build 2 million more dwellings?

30.08.2025 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The big, beautiful madness.

30.08.2025 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Her to realise her mistake.

30.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of the store. She had to walk past all the toys & costumes to reach the books. Much to the amusement of the sales assistants. Her first thought was that they were all paperbacks. It wasn’t until she picked one up that she realised she was in a sex shop. Her husband stood on the street waiting for

30.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My mother came to visit me in Auckland. She & her husband took my then 4 year old out for a day of shopping/sightseeing. They were walking down KRd when mum, an avid reader spotted books. β€œOooh books!” She said & took my daughter’s hand & entered the shop. Weirdly, all the books were right at the

30.08.2025 03:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine what you could do with the black sand from NZ’s west coast beaches!

30.08.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I am very familiar with hump-free jokes.

21.06.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy birthday!

08.06.2025 07:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love it!

06.06.2025 06:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did they say the same about Tori Whanau?

01.06.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I knew a guy who ate so many carrots he turned orange. And I’m not talking about the current orange felon.

30.05.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Seeing DS get his hair washed made my skin crawl.

28.05.2025 18:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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β€˜We cried for the loss β€” then for the kindness’: Food bank devastated by theft, overwhelmed by support A Christchurch food bank once packed with food for struggling families, was wiped bare by thieves.

This really sucks. Stealing from people who are doing good for the community! Also shows that despite there being some real shitheads in this world, there are still good people who care.

www.thepress.co.nz/nz-news/3607...

27.05.2025 18:55 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s definitely one of the perks of my job to get to go into some truly beautiful spaces.

27.05.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yesterday I turned 63. There was cake. There’s still cake. Eat all the cake you desire & happy birthday.

24.05.2025 07:01 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was stupidly working in jandals (flip flops/ thongs) making bouquets. I had recently recovered from COVID so I wasn’t myself. Dropped my very dirty snips & watched in slow motion as they impaled my foot. Luckily they missed tendon & I only required a tetanus shot & a course of antibiotics.

20.05.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After watching Deadwood I’m now immune.

12.05.2025 04:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It stresses me out when my mum, coming up 92 & still in her own place, worries about the cost of living. Fortunately, my brother takes care of all her bill payments now. So it’s less in her face. She’s worked hard her whole life. She should not have to worry about turning on the heating!

11.05.2025 03:08 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
The SweethyTable at Markovina has 2 floral arrangements in white & blush pink. One on the floor in front of the table & a smaller 1 sitting on the table in front of the Bride & Groom. Flowers include standard & spray Roses in white & blush pinks, white spray Stock (Matthiola), Baby’s Breath ( Gypsophilla) & Eucalyptus Baby Blue foliage.

The SweethyTable at Markovina has 2 floral arrangements in white & blush pink. One on the floor in front of the table & a smaller 1 sitting on the table in front of the Bride & Groom. Flowers include standard & spray Roses in white & blush pinks, white spray Stock (Matthiola), Baby’s Breath ( Gypsophilla) & Eucalyptus Baby Blue foliage.

The Head table & Mantelpiece at Tui Hills have floral runners of mixed reds & pinks. The couple chose the addition of the neon β€œ Til Death” sign attached to the front of the mantelpiece. Flowers include Black Magic, Something Special & Quicksand Roses, red Gladioli, burgundy Sweet William, Strong Love Tulips, peach Chrysanthemums, pale pink  Alstroemerias, Callicarpa berries & Ruscus Milano foliage.

The Head table & Mantelpiece at Tui Hills have floral runners of mixed reds & pinks. The couple chose the addition of the neon β€œ Til Death” sign attached to the front of the mantelpiece. Flowers include Black Magic, Something Special & Quicksand Roses, red Gladioli, burgundy Sweet William, Strong Love Tulips, peach Chrysanthemums, pale pink Alstroemerias, Callicarpa berries & Ruscus Milano foliage.

The groom at the Markovina wedding built an arch for their ceremony. The flowers on the front of the arch cover the cross beam. The arrangement is made in the same style as the ones in the reception area. Flowers include white & blush pinks standard & spray Roses, white spray Stock ( Matthiola), Baby’s Breath (Gypsophilla) & Eucalyptus Baby Blue.

The groom at the Markovina wedding built an arch for their ceremony. The flowers on the front of the arch cover the cross beam. The arrangement is made in the same style as the ones in the reception area. Flowers include white & blush pinks standard & spray Roses, white spray Stock ( Matthiola), Baby’s Breath (Gypsophilla) & Eucalyptus Baby Blue.

Tui Hills has this great mirror. The frame is 3 overlapping circles with the mirror in the centre. That’s a rare shot of me after setting up the reception space. Tui Hills have long trestle tables that are joined together to form rows. This wedding had 2 rows of 3 & 1 row of 2 tables with black linen runners down the centres. My floral runners sit on the linen & run the full length of each row. In the background is the Head Table & Mantelpiece. Both have floral runner to match the ones on the guest tables. The couple chose the β€œ Til Death” neon sign for the front of the mantelpiece. Beneath the mirror are the bride’s bouquet, buttonholes for the groom & his attendants & 3 single King Proteas for the bride’s attendants. Flowers include pink King Proteas, Black Magic, Something Special & Quicksand Roses, burgundy Sweet Williams, Callicarpa berries, Strong Love Tulips, pale pink Alstroemerias, peach Chrysanthemums, red Gladioli, Ruscus Milano & Eucalyptus Baby Blue foliage.

Tui Hills has this great mirror. The frame is 3 overlapping circles with the mirror in the centre. That’s a rare shot of me after setting up the reception space. Tui Hills have long trestle tables that are joined together to form rows. This wedding had 2 rows of 3 & 1 row of 2 tables with black linen runners down the centres. My floral runners sit on the linen & run the full length of each row. In the background is the Head Table & Mantelpiece. Both have floral runner to match the ones on the guest tables. The couple chose the β€œ Til Death” neon sign for the front of the mantelpiece. Beneath the mirror are the bride’s bouquet, buttonholes for the groom & his attendants & 3 single King Proteas for the bride’s attendants. Flowers include pink King Proteas, Black Magic, Something Special & Quicksand Roses, burgundy Sweet Williams, Callicarpa berries, Strong Love Tulips, pale pink Alstroemerias, peach Chrysanthemums, red Gladioli, Ruscus Milano & Eucalyptus Baby Blue foliage.

It was a busy weekend! 2 weddings, 1 at Markovina & 1 at Tui Hills, & they were complete opposites in terms of style. From pretty blush & white to wild & trailing red & pink. The Tui Hills wedding, on May the fourth, had a Star Wars theme.

04.05.2025 19:42 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.

21.04.2025 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 19801    πŸ” 4134    πŸ’¬ 348    πŸ“Œ 282

Thank you Ani. It’s a labour of love.

20.04.2025 09:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thank you.

20.04.2025 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Kings College Auckland chapel. The most ornate woodwork & stunning stained glass windows. I did flowers for a wedding there today. Here are the arrangement either side of the altar.

Kings College Auckland chapel. The most ornate woodwork & stunning stained glass windows. I did flowers for a wedding there today. Here are the arrangement either side of the altar.

This is the groom’s buttonhole. It has a single white Rose, a freesias, green Lisianthus buds & foliage.

This is the groom’s buttonhole. It has a single white Rose, a freesias, green Lisianthus buds & foliage.

The mother of the bride’s wrist corsage of miniature white Roses with green & white accents. All attached to a pearl bracelet.

The mother of the bride’s wrist corsage of miniature white Roses with green & white accents. All attached to a pearl bracelet.

The bride’s bouquet is a mix of white, blue & green including Roses, Freesias, Lisianthus, Delphinium, Hydrangeas, Lepidium & Agonis.

The bride’s bouquet is a mix of white, blue & green including Roses, Freesias, Lisianthus, Delphinium, Hydrangeas, Lepidium & Agonis.

Today’s wedding. I got the opportunity to see inside the amazing chapel at Kings College in Auckland. I actually got goosebumps & a bit emotional inside the chapel. I could feel this amazing energy. Does that sound crazy?

20.04.2025 08:03 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

It did just start raining at ours so I’m now keeping an ear out for the storms.

20.04.2025 06:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Loudest & longest yet the person beside me snored on totally oblivious.

19.04.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So do we think Simeon Brown has modelled his look on Peewee Herman?

17.04.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If only my internal alarm clock would get the memo.

17.04.2025 06:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Specials Board

12.04.2025 08:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elvis Castello.

12.04.2025 07:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imelda Mayonnaise

12.04.2025 07:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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