@hazelhicks.bsky.social
MTG, cube/commander, occasional SAHM stuff, bitchiness, and cooking pictures
Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.
07.12.2025 20:01 β π 6101 π 1138 π¬ 77 π 41Iconic. Really. If there's more context I don't want to know
08.12.2025 15:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No. I was building a go kart. I heard about flooding and takesies backsies. Is it one of those things
08.12.2025 15:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0May I offer rage?
08.12.2025 11:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things
08.12.2025 03:53 β π 5322 π 913 π¬ 63 π 53At most 18 months until "Mr. Beast" calls his followers to gather in Las Vegas
06.12.2025 00:52 β π 40 π 7 π¬ 1 π 0The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.
01.12.2025 21:43 β π 1536 π 757 π¬ 14 π 6Also, "don't be corrupt" "do your job" and "represent your constituents" shouldn't be labeled as progressive only, it's what people across the ideological spectrum would expect if they had any faith left in our political system.
05.12.2025 13:05 β π 228 π 40 π¬ 3 π 0A dog centered in the whirlpool of a weighted blanket with a sleep mask foreshadowing his future
The same dog as the last picture leaned back against the pillow supporting his blanket whirlpool with the sleep mask now covering his eyes.
My big dumb noodly baby
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04.12.2025 21:04 β π 6 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0Mtg card: smiting helix
Mtg card: revenge of the rats
Mtg card:Cling to dust
Mtg card:first-sphere gargantua
Most common are payoffs for a long game. Your spider spawning, revenge of the rats, dread return.
First sphere/Cling present a lot of dynamic gameplay. Cling as drawgo support, first sphere if there's an aggressive bent.
These are my weird little guys. I agonized over a lot of 6th slot.
03.12.2025 03:18 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The pokemon spheal making an announcement ATTENTION!!! This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24 Christmas Day - December 25 New Year's Eve - December 31 New Year's Day - January 1
22.11.2025 14:26 β π 582 π 222 π¬ 6 π 3My 12 year old just asked for his social media and it's pintrest?!?!?????
29.11.2025 21:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Lord I see what Youβve done for others
29.11.2025 16:39 β π 913 π 101 π¬ 1 π 0Nude with dramatic lighting, taken from near my thighs and pointing up
Repost if u think im hot
#Trans #tgirl #nudes #goonsky #girl #cock #girlcock #transporn
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds βYes?β while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, βAre you sure itβs the white man who did all that stuff?β The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, βBecause I come from white people,β and the fourth panel continues with him saying, βand this is the first Iβm hearing of it.β
Happy Thanksgiving
27.11.2025 14:23 β π 6896 π 1444 π¬ 23 π 42I hosted thanksgiving.
My 8 year old started a cult.
The smoked turkey was solid.
Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever." Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man." This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."
you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB
27.11.2025 11:49 β π 8380 π 789 π¬ 150 π 47Favorite card printed this year?
26.11.2025 15:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0My mom is kind of a bitch
26.11.2025 13:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0the discord transsexuals all asking "what kind of bee" is so real
24.11.2025 21:00 β π 160 π 12 π¬ 3 π 1Sometimes the idea of hell is a comfort. May the god of the Old testament come to these fucks.
24.11.2025 19:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Americans can't even manufacture their own consent any more smgdh
24.11.2025 01:07 β π 174 π 29 π¬ 2 π 0Bitchmade - things happen to them
Gigachad - does things
Baby - is anxious about things.
I am late to fire up the grill because I needed to make this. Yes I will answer any questions. And yes my knowledge in this setting is both stereotypical and mediocre
23.11.2025 22:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0A Venn diagram listing primarchs and sorting them by what combination of Baby, bitchmade, and gigachad they are.
I propose an alternate reading by introducing a third trait and allowing that some primarchs are able to embody more than one aspect at a time
23.11.2025 22:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0HP Lovecraft and JKR are both hateful scum, but only the latter can hurt me
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