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Hazel, Voltron Mom

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MTG, cube/commander, occasional SAHM stuff, bitchiness, and cooking pictures

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09.12.2025 19:04 β€” πŸ‘ 968    πŸ” 191    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.

Bugs Bunny dresses up as a Goth Girl with thick mascara, black tank top, ankh necklace, mesh sleeves. She says "eh... time to evade murder by using gender tricks, Doc." She goes up to Elmer Fudd, who says "wow, you are the most beautiful woman I've ever seen." Elmer then sheepishly asks "so... how big is it?" Bugs' ears go down and she looks horrified.

07.12.2025 20:01 β€” πŸ‘ 6101    πŸ” 1138    πŸ’¬ 77    πŸ“Œ 41

Iconic. Really. If there's more context I don't want to know

08.12.2025 15:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No. I was building a go kart. I heard about flooding and takesies backsies. Is it one of those things

08.12.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

May I offer rage?

08.12.2025 11:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scientists now believe that the human brain--a magic goo for worrying--can also be used to do other things

08.12.2025 03:53 β€” πŸ‘ 5322    πŸ” 913    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 53

At most 18 months until "Mr. Beast" calls his followers to gather in Las Vegas

06.12.2025 00:52 β€” πŸ‘ 40    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The death of Flash basically killing an entire segment of independent and free game development overnight is one of those things that never really gets spoken about, which is a real shame because a lot of that first generation of Newgrounds talent did break into the animation and games industries.

01.12.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1536    πŸ” 757    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 6

Also, "don't be corrupt" "do your job" and "represent your constituents" shouldn't be labeled as progressive only, it's what people across the ideological spectrum would expect if they had any faith left in our political system.

05.12.2025 13:05 β€” πŸ‘ 228    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
A dog centered in the whirlpool of a weighted blanket with a sleep mask foreshadowing his future

A dog centered in the whirlpool of a weighted blanket with a sleep mask foreshadowing his future

The same dog as the last picture leaned back against the pillow supporting his blanket whirlpool with the sleep mask now covering his eyes.

The same dog as the last picture leaned back against the pillow supporting his blanket whirlpool with the sleep mask now covering his eyes.

My big dumb noodly baby

05.12.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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04.12.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
03.12.2025 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 541    πŸ” 197    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
Mtg card: smiting helix

Mtg card: smiting helix

Mtg card: revenge of the rats

Mtg card: revenge of the rats

Mtg card:Cling to dust

Mtg card:Cling to dust

Mtg card:first-sphere gargantua

Mtg card:first-sphere gargantua

Most common are payoffs for a long game. Your spider spawning, revenge of the rats, dread return.

First sphere/Cling present a lot of dynamic gameplay. Cling as drawgo support, first sphere if there's an aggressive bent.

03.12.2025 19:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

These are my weird little guys. I agonized over a lot of 6th slot.

03.12.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The pokemon spheal making an announcement
ATTENTION!!!
This year's Christmas dates have been leaked:
Christmas Eve - December 24
Christmas Day - December 25
New Year's Eve - December 31
New Year's Day - January 1

The pokemon spheal making an announcement ATTENTION!!! This year's Christmas dates have been leaked: Christmas Eve - December 24 Christmas Day - December 25 New Year's Eve - December 31 New Year's Day - January 1

22.11.2025 14:26 β€” πŸ‘ 582    πŸ” 222    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 3

My 12 year old just asked for his social media and it's pintrest?!?!?????

29.11.2025 21:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lord I see what You’ve done for others

29.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 913    πŸ” 101    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Nude with dramatic lighting, taken from near my thighs and pointing up

Nude with dramatic lighting, taken from near my thighs and pointing up

Repost if u think im hot

#Trans #tgirl #nudes #goonsky #girl #cock #girlcock #transporn

27.11.2025 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 368    πŸ” 113    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4
A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds β€œYes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, β€œAre you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, β€œBecause I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, β€œand this is the first I’m hearing of it.”

A four-panel meme from the animated show King of the Hill. In the first panel, John Redcorn, an indigenous man, responds β€œYes?” while looking at a blond boy Bobby Hill in a classroom. In the second panel, Bobby looks confused and asks, β€œAre you sure it’s the white man who did all that stuff?” The third panel shows Bobby gesturing toward himself and saying, β€œBecause I come from white people,” and the fourth panel continues with him saying, β€œand this is the first I’m hearing of it.”

Happy Thanksgiving

27.11.2025 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 6896    πŸ” 1444    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 42

I hosted thanksgiving.

My 8 year old started a cult.

The smoked turkey was solid.

27.11.2025 21:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever."

Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man."

This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."

Dee on Twitter writes: "I don't understand what unmarried women are expected to do. Just coast through life, hoping someone will feed and clothe them forever? Or are they allowed to work, but only in a minimum wage job that requires no schooling? Not everyone can just stay with their parents forever." Defiant Baptist retweets her and writes: "A high value man would much rather marry a sweet girl that works at a coffee shop than a boss babe CEO type that sees herself as his equal or superior. That's just a fact. She should stay at home under her father's roof and focus on attracting such a man." This is part of a long convo chain about women who go to college and grad school, build careers, and buy a home. Defiant Baptist notes that this makes women unattractive to "high value men."

you've tweeted 452k times since december 2013. that's 103 tweets a day. assuming you sleep 8 hours a day, that's a new tweet every ten mins for twelve years. talking about how to attract a high value man. brother, you need to attract a HIGH VALUE JOB

27.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 8380    πŸ” 789    πŸ’¬ 150    πŸ“Œ 47

Favorite card printed this year?

26.11.2025 15:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

My mom is kind of a bitch

26.11.2025 13:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the discord transsexuals all asking "what kind of bee" is so real

24.11.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 160    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

Sometimes the idea of hell is a comfort. May the god of the Old testament come to these fucks.

24.11.2025 19:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Americans can't even manufacture their own consent any more smgdh

24.11.2025 01:07 β€” πŸ‘ 174    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Bitchmade - things happen to them
Gigachad - does things
Baby - is anxious about things.

23.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am late to fire up the grill because I needed to make this. Yes I will answer any questions. And yes my knowledge in this setting is both stereotypical and mediocre

23.11.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
A Venn diagram listing primarchs and sorting them by what combination of Baby, bitchmade, and gigachad they are.

A Venn diagram listing primarchs and sorting them by what combination of Baby, bitchmade, and gigachad they are.

I propose an alternate reading by introducing a third trait and allowing that some primarchs are able to embody more than one aspect at a time

23.11.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

HP Lovecraft and JKR are both hateful scum, but only the latter can hurt me

23.11.2025 17:09 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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