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Wtf are Scotland at? How did they play so fucking well against England and they play like this against fucking Wales. We need consistency. This is some bullshit.

Ah poor Chichi #BeatTheChasers

Loving Chichi in Beat The Chasers!

Jesus Christ. I don't give a shit about the royal family but the hate Harry and Meghan get is insane. People won't be happy until it ends in divorce.

Yinka on celeb Chase 👀

Called it ages ago #MaskedSingerUK

hold on i gotta take this

If this is how it is with the Epstein files - what's it MAGA used to say? Oh yeah, DRAIN THE SWAMP!

From the illustrious Mike Lukovich

I hereby call for an end to Nigel Farage having a say on anything. Fucking dumbass cunt.

A version of the Wes Streeting 'I never knew Peter Mandelson well' opinion column. Photo is of my cat. Text reads: Ignore the smears: I was never on the kitchen table, and I am deeply concerned about the cultural moral failing of going on tables. I was only in the kitchen in the 1st place to prevent other cats from jumping on the table. That sound you heard was me doing something else. An additional 'linked' headline reads: Scientists study reappearance of mysterious cat-like wet footprints on surface of table, despite assurances that cat ‘knows it’s naughty’ to go on the table.

Wtf is up with the Fairy Liquid baby sounding like a mid-forties alcoholic with a smoking problem?

Was recently in London and snapped this from my phone. I'm amazed at the quality of the camera on the s23 Ultra. If only the video was better, I wouldn't miss my iPhone at all

Comic. [2x2 chart. Top left quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of dinosaurs stegosaurus, triceratops, tyrannosaurus, velociraptor, and long-neck dinosaur. Top right quadrant: seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of mosasaur, quetzalcoatlus, dimetrodon, plesiosaur, and pteranodon. Bottom left quadrant: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are dinosaurs. Silhouettes of penguin, egret, ostrich, pigeon, falcon. Bottom right: don’t seem like dinosaurs x are not dinosaurs. Silhouettes of squirrel, stapler, plant, person, and bicycle.]

Dinosaurs And Non-Dinosaurs

xkcd.com/3204/

Kevin Sorbo everyone. The man with his face and career down the toilet. I've seen hemorrhoids with more talent than this should-have-been wank stain of a human being.

All the countries I've been to in the world so far.

So many still to see.

🤭

This is so fucking powerful

this in a country where the government is deprioritising climate action

Good morning, all!

How the hell is David Dickinson 84 and looking so well for his age. This is Britain's tanned old-age celebrity and we aren't throwing him down as PM - even though he's more charismatic than anyone in politics.

Pom Poko vibes from this

Wow France already looking like the favourites for the 6 Nations. Irish dominance is truly over.

Another sunny day, another session with the Heliostar ☀️🔭

iPhone 15 with the @skywatcherusa.bsky.social Heliostar 76mm Hα telescope. 10 second live video, then processed in Adobe Premiere.
#sungazing #astronomy #astrocelltography

YOLO!

If any of you cunts are actually outraged over Lupita Nyong’O playing Helen of Troy - shut the fuck up. The movie is a depiction of a fucking fictional story. It doesn't have to depict anyone a certain way. So fuck off you racist pieces of shit. Guaranteed, if she was a redhead you'd have no problem

Awesome photos! I've never heard of that site before. I should check it out. I haven't found a photo-centric home yet since I left Instagram

Fucking hell they're so full of shit that if you shook them, a farming subsidy would fall out.

Flight to London today. My visa process finally starts 🙌🏻