Irene

I had some anyway, just to make sure :)

I have dates. Palestinian ones, even. but I don’t think they’ll deliver what I need

when film nerds agree 💚💙💜

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I choose to believe this untested

for me it will always be The Deer Hunter and the way he smiles in that one scene in Heaven’s Gate but this is just fantastic

you make it sound so easy Jonn

tips for someone with a serious chocolate craving who has no chocolate in the house, please?

💜 Walken

my friend said it’s like Yorkshire but too nice, ie with all the interesting rugged bits taken out

I went three weeks ago and can confirm

I’m going away that week otherwise I’d be all over that

we didn’t know it but in all those years when OpenAI was scraping content, we were establishing what mediocre looks like. If we’d all written muuuuch better articles back then, we wouldn’t have to read so much dumb shit now

Italian ferry booking site asking me to state my biological sex wtf

all I want is for mubi go to stop putting on so many horror films

let’s be honest, any reasoning starting with “at least…” is bound to be successful

Reason to stay married #3: “at least I’m not covered in sick”

One of my “Scottish ufos” prints. A spaceship rises from behind a hill

Talking of which, Americans, if you like unique funny/cute but unsettling wall art buy something from me now or before the 20th because your customs is about to whack $80 dollars on everything not American. Thank you for your attention on this matter marswasrubbish.etsy.com

wait were you flirting?

just made an accidental perfect lunch: half a tin of butter beans, 3 ripe summer tomatoes, bit of chopped cos, fresh basil leaves, crumbled feta, lemon juice, olive oil, it’s so good. no pic bc I ate it all.

it’s He-Man

ok will look into it!

I live 15 minutes from the stadium and don’t know anything about football or Spurs but would love to go and see a game at some point!

Erich Kästner, Fabian (1931)

I love this

the same. found it hard to decide, I like “visit Scotland” and “whistling minotaur” a lot too!

I just got this beauty and you should get one too

complete silence from Jenrick with his daughters on this

Sunday mornings are for cuddling the cat, getting up, making coffee and going back to bed with the coffee and the cat