Hell Iween

Totale Guidemotherscham

YouTube video by TheEcstaticTruth Werner Herzog on Languages ...

If there is a French version of the audiobook it’s probably not read by Herzog himself: „you will only get some French out of me with a gun pointed at my head“

youtu.be/6pY-0JfEdLY?...

trust me. that’s exactly what happened here (the ridiculing happened internally, silently. well, and now, here). They’re lovely people and they had a whole “we’re atheists but want our friends involved in our kids’ lives” reasoning going. (and yet).

aaawww yessss

desolée

I really like them both, but whenever she says it, I want to wiggle out of that label like it’s a too tight scratchy jumper

and whenever I go over there for lunch, his partner announces to the son “look who’s here, it’s guidemother Irene”

this is hitting extra hard today

this is a whole thing with him. I’m actually “guidemother” (not godmother) to his son

ok

hahaha

I’ve never bought a car but would avoid

posted this on Linkedin replacing boyfriend with “boss”. no likes.

I have a very good friend who is so extremely middle class that he just texted that he won’t be able to make my bday drinks bc “Mark and Yvonne are having their annual soirée that evening” :)

heard your boyfriend asked ChatGPT to summarise Satantango

Who could say that Bluesky is in a crisis when all of you are on here?

I know. I seriously need to find something else to do. Been in this biz too long 17:54 J or at least find something else to do alongside it 17:55 лл Yh i know. Trilingual film-sourdough-acting hustler. 17:57

how my friends describe me

crunched through a bucket of popcorn while the horse was whipped

no one likes a showoff, Stanley :)

Heard your boyfriend watched Satantango in five sittings

looks like I won’t be able to make it. November though!

Ninotchka vibed with it

I read about 30 pages of it, found it extremely hard going. Will try again.

I’m going to have to read it now, don’t I

A little advice, please

Daughter (15yo, Year 11) is looking to go into hairdressing

Is she better off 1. Going to college 2. Doing an apprenticeship?

Many thanks 🙏

petition to retire the phrase “that doesn’t cost the earth”

Do you know how rich you had to be to be able to watch a movie on demand while sitting on a toilet in 1953? And now virtually anyone can do it.

just walked past someone in the street who said - to no one, addresing the oncoming traffic: “put your head between your legs and blow”

found the team that won the Betsey Book Quiz.
And met all you lot 😘

goals