Irene

happy birthday!!! 🎂

also Curry’s is sooo expensive. The markup is insane. I asked for the price on an HDMI cable and it was like 30 quid. You can get a decent one online for a fifth of that. When I said “no thank you”, they offered me a 5 pound discount. ie you can actually haggle at Curry’s (but still overpay)

The Talk of the Town (1942 film) - Wikipedia

watched this last night. Jean Arthur delightful as always. Clever scriptt. recommend! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tal...

hehe I have a feeling Weezer might play when I log on

This organisation is also putting all team meetings into my calendar that you can’t delete. They stay there even if you decline. Corporates suck so bad.

The @douglascheape.bsky.social and Hamish bromance is one of the nicest things in my timeline every day

oh I just heard they’re laying off a huge amount of staff

a very old and dirty laptop keyboard

working on a freelance project where the client demands top security so I’m not allowed to use my own computer. The agency just sent me this ffs. It looks like straight out of 1999, it’s dirty, it’s cracked in three places and it has one of those little red clits

to think that my last amazon purchase probably helped finance the Melania film is enough to never use them again

when your twisted tights slide down just a bit so most of your thighs are being strangled while the tops rub against each other as you waddle

haha and the clandestine pulling into place with your hand when you think nobody’s watching

The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Google the golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion. That should pick you up."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."

what play

In other news, I just saw Stoppard’s Arcadia at The Old Vic. Loved it!

The doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Google the golden ratio, also known as the divine proportion. That should pick you up."
The man bursts into tears. He says, "But doctor... I am Fibonacci."

good luck!!!

Neil Young Trashes Amazon, Gives His Complete Musical Catalog to Greenland for Free Neil Young has escalated his way against Amazon due to Jeff Bezos' support of Trump, and is giving his music to the people of Greenland.

Neil Young has escalated his way against Amazon due to Jeff Bezos' support of Trump, and is giving his music to the people of Greenland. More:
www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...

💚

If I were the Beckham's family therapist, I'd lock them all in a room together and tell them "None of you is leaving until all of you have farted."

JOB(S) ALERT

We're looking for TWO new members for the editorial team - send your application to editorial@the-fence.com.

I think Brooklyn taught David to fart in front of Victoria

I’ll just do that then, shall I?

No, Bovino and Stephen Miller

i’m just mostly…baffled

that’s inspired

her: I guess I'm looking for something of a Renaissance Man, you know?

me (thinking of Vitruvian Man, slowly shifting my arms and legs to outline a perfect circle): Totally

you’re leaving the room along with @kelseyfeed.bsky.social

bahahaha busted

ooohhh yesssss Rory!!

commiserations