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TRANSCRIPT OF CARTOON This cartoon has six panels. A caption at the top says "History, Rhyming." PANEL 1 A close up of someone's hand lying limply on the ground, in sepia tones. CAPTION: August 20, 1965: Civil rights activist Jonathan Daniels put himself between a deputy sheriff and the black teen the deputy was attacking. The deputy shot Daniels to death. PANEL 2 A close up of a gloved hand lying limply on snowy pavement, a cell phone lying nearby. Drawn in blue tones. CAPTION: January 24 2026: Anti-fascist activist Alex Pretti put himself between border protection agents and the woman the agents were attacking. The agents shot Pretti to death. PANEL 3 This panel is divided in two, sepia on the left and blues on the right. On the sepia side, a man inn a suit sneers. On the right side, a man in a border patrol uniform sneers. BOTH (in unison): He was intended to commit a massacre! CAPTION (sepia side): Arthur Gamble: Corrupt prosecutor who threw the case. CAPTION (blue side): Gregory Bovino: Border Patrol Commander. PANEL 4 Another panel divided into sepia and blue sides. On the sepia side is a cheerful middle-aged man in a suit. On the right side are two masked Border Patrol agents. ALL THREE (unison): I was in fear for my life! CAPTION (sepia side): Tom Coleman, Daniels' murderer. CAPTION (blue side): Jesus Ochoa and Raymundo Gutierrez, Pretti's murderers. PANEL 5 On the sepia side, three people with 1960s haircuts are angrily yelling. On the blue side, same thing except with current-day hair and clothes. ALL (unison): If he hadn't put himself where he didn't belong he'd still be alive! Cops have to make split-second judgements! Law! Order! Bark bark bark bark woof! CAPTION: Boot-licking stooges. PANEL 6 In a clearing, surrounded by grass, trees, and shrubs, two men talk to each other. One, wearing a clerical collar, is "Jonathan Daniels, 1939-1965." The other, wearing a winter jacket and baggy jeans, is "Alex Pretti, 1989-2026."

History, Rhyming

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"You cannot take my home by force" is a really basic principle of human civilisation, if you don't get it that's a you problem.

Kash glugging beer in the USA locker room

Kash Patel: Rest now, brother. We have the watch.

Also Kash Patel:

has to be 3rd ave.

it would be pretty funny if he walked this back as they move the practice facility so the rubes are convinced the power station was responsible.

Every policy issue everyone cares about is <entirely downstream> of fixing our deeply broken, fundamentally antidemocratic, non-functional-right-now legislative, judicial & electoral institutions. Trying to Do an Abundance of Popularism will not solve this, just like it didn't in 2008-16 or 2021-25.

WHO KNEW that an #adoption agency would partner with ICE.

Adoptees, that’s who. Listen to adoptees.

spoiler warning? sheesh!

jk.

on the other hand, if that is an antisemitic dog-whistle (cheeseburgers aren't kosher), that is DEFINITELY Trump.

FINALLY! Someone willing to say 'Keep the politics out of politics'!

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

Trump is going to confiscate at least one when the team visits Mar-a-lago, so there's that.

And yet it’s even more dumb: Both hospital ships are in dry-dock in Alabama, so they won’t be arriving anytime soon.

This is a weird distraction from the Danes medically evacuating a sick US sailor from a US Navy nuclear sub yesterday 9 miles from Nuuk. What was a sub doing nine miles from Nuuk?

This is honestly like "choose your next meal, pizza or dog food?"

eventually going to get Athens the best small town transit system in America solely based on maintaining the integrity of the depth chart

A fake ICE tip line reveals neighbors reporting neighbors A Nashville comedian’s deportation hotline, set up as a joke, has gone viral among viewers who say it shows the “banality of evil personified” in the U.S. immigration crackdown.

New: A comedian set up a fake ICE tip line as a joke. Then 100 calls flooded in: neighbors ratting on neighbors, a teacher reporting a kindergartener. Fans say the viral TikToks revealed deportation's "banality of evil." Conservatives say he should be in prison wapo.st/4kM4qbF

Every news story is now “State Senator Randy Pervert (R-Springfield) was indicted on 8 counts of lewd behavior with a child under 12 and has been put on paid leave from his two jobs as Border Patrol liaison and youth pastor at First Presbyterian (PCA) where parishioners say they were ‘blindsided.’”

The last time the UK had anything like the head of state *just personally even trying to decide who should get a pardon* was sometime 1822-1830 (and surprisingly reasonable sounding).

So for ~200 of the the 250 year history of the US, UK Kings have had considerably less power than US Presidents.

agree with this (hah) but also think a particular mistake the left made for a long time online, and still makes to an extent, is failing to understand that the person whose mind you may actually change is the one reading the argument you're having, not the one you're arguing with

Super Bowl Recap And Winter Olympics Sex Hut Report Podcast Episode · Shutdown Fullcast · 02/11/2026 · 1h 32m

Congratulations to the Seattle Seahawks, who did not use their victory speeches to announce they'd had affairs. We are joined as always by @brianmfloyd.bsky.social

If that warehouse didn't want to be burned, it shouldn't have dressed up like a potential concentration camp.

If they get a really sunny game they can try to recreate Archimedes' death ray with the sun reflecting off their collective domes.

A close perusal of the factbook would allow readers to understand the massive failure of countries that pursued the same kind of economic policies and endured the corruption that Trump has thrust upon us.

It’s really not too shocking they discontinued it. They don’t want you to learn from history.

JD Vance; "May i have your sexy couch after my colleagues kill you?"

Trump and Lutnick: We're going to rape and rob you.

RFK, JR: I'm going to poison you.

Noem: I'm going to shoot you in the face and kidnap your kids.

Duffy: I'm going to wreck your plane.

Gabbard: I'm going to help the Russians kill you.

Musk: I robbed you

This admin is trying to kill you.

Lutnick last year on his visit to Epstein's house in 2005: "My wife and I decided that I will never be in the room with that disgusting person ever again." (Lutnick testified under oath today that he visited Epstein's island in 2012.)

there are two things about this, one is that there is no prime minister of switzerland, he's talking about the president of the swiss confederation, which is a different thing entirely, and, two, i'm not sure you could make a more persuasive case to SCOTUS for nuking tariffs than this one

Watters: I was walking in my street, a car drives by and I give him a wave. He rolls down the window and says, “F U fascist.” He doesn’t know I’m a fascist!

Jessica: Yes, he does. You’re on TV.

U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.