Kitt the Tora

hell yeah i finally see someone draw wario stuff!!!
weirdly underrated considering how he is and all

peak method to get someone to smell your gas tbh

another one i like the idea of is farting on a cushion and tossing it at someone's face like a grenade
kinda silly but i like silly lol

yknow funnily enough i have an oc who hits a surprising amount of these beats? yet to write w/ him yet, though.
he's not, like, huge, but he's certainly a buff gym bro, and a cougar; he's not exactly a bully, but he's not exactly nice either…

also yeah he's got real nasty protein farts lol

bap

"reptiles don't fart"
well i asked a reptile man if that was true and he ripped ass on me so bad i passed out so uhh?
checkmate.

dude i love cats. look at this

when a fellow knight steps out of line he teases them by slowly lifting a leg in their direction… they never hang around long enough to find out if he really does it or not

"worst in the order"… so does that mean they've compared them before? like a contest? 👀

you have good taste

wubbadubbadub is that true?
*BRRAAAPPP!*

…pls forgive me

that being said i did go for that one lol
also i was so caught up in pinch snout i didn't even notice the others?? what kind of surname is gobbo or oatcake

A list of generated names, with "Pinch Snout" being highlighted.

so i'm not good at coming up w/ names for my characters
usually i just name them after ac villagers or i use a generator

anyway last night i was on one of these generators and i got this??
what kind of name is pinch snout 😭

massage parlour where they just bring in a fat lion guy to sit his big ass on your spine

i've hit double digits now with how many wips i've got 😅
my brain just comes up with so many ideas and i get so excited to write them that i never stop to consider how the story should end lol

i don't mean to complain so much about writing btw
sry if it's annoying or whatever

i'm ~1200 words deep into this new piece, and i'm really liking how it's turning out! the scenario's one i've been wanting to do for a while now, too…

however, i have no idea where to go from here 😔
my fault for not planning ahead, but i have no clue what to do lol

anthro crocs just don't look right to me if they don't have a big belly on them…

the fun part of writer's block is that i have no other hobbies to occupy myself with in the meantime (:

i mean i did learn how to code text adventure games like zork n stuff. however ☝️ this also requires me to write something

i've never seen zootopia but he looks kinda cute...

i think ideally i would have something like that lifewithdave guy on tumblr, where i can do a bunch of episodic stuff from one set-up? if that makes sense
idk what the set-up could be though bweh :P

i kinda wanna write longer stuff tbh (not like. novel length, just longer than i'm currently doing) but i can't come up with anything that can go on for longer than one scene 😭

i have no idea how other people can write like 30k words about furry farts when i can hardly break 1000

every lion is a good lion in my book… especially their big, furry lion bellies

you have a lion guy??
👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

forgive my nonexistent drawing skills but i was inspired by their goomba-esque physique:

coincidentally, on your hands and knees is the best position for a gassy lizard to put his ass against your face… 😈

Smells like Death – A solitary vampire bat learns the consequences of eating too much before sleeping in his coffin... the hard way.
www.furaffinity.net/view/62826872/

this one's kinda silly but idk i like silly :3
hope you do too

you know, in a suit of armour, the only direction gas can get out in is up through the visor…

yknow it'd probably be easier to come up with things to write if i had any recurring ocs
all the chars i've wrote so far are one-offs (including the upcoming halloween thingy) so idk what to do for that :/
how do people come up with ocs anyway

this isn't fair how are they allowed to be this pretty

you can hear his belly sloshing around as it gets more and more full... 🥴