Zach Durden

This app feels like Kindergarten idk why 😭

Makes senses tbh!

Superman’s biggest weakness??

A bird is not a plane, and a plane is not a man, how can anyone be Superman?

Least they be sent to Martha Stewart!

Miranda: Each year it keeps getting colder and colder..
Charlotte: Surely they’ll do something about climate change before we all freeze to death?
Samantha: I just make sure to keep more wood around me at this time of year!
Kevin: My parents left me to go to Paris.

Oh, Mary! adult animated feature film when???

So if you care to find me, look to the level P, as someone told me lately every one deserves a chance to penis!

All these finger prints on Dorit’s floppy disk…

AI is already disappointing me cause where are the Reba versions of The Black Eyed Peas discography? I need to hear Boom Boom Pow

I think it’s so funny all the time it’s “men of the housewives just get along while their ladies fight” - but what do they talk about??? 🏏

PHONY will not stand in the way of the greatness that is New York Citayyyyyy

Never in my life would I have expected…nor held space for..

I feel like I need to know more about the time Teresa spent in jail???

This was my wallpaper on my old phone, body in the trunk of the car serious

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Challenge has been with me this journey, first it was the red wine given to me by the stewardess, and yet I traversed the dangerous road of stainage to only persevere with unstained teeth, don’t recite the old magicks to me with I was there when they were written

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And now what? Now that we’ve said it

Every time I vape it’s a secret sshhhhh

Alexis and Johnny J ≠ The Joker and Harlequin

Gladiator wasn’t hot enough and Wicked wasn’t real enough!

Chappell Roan on Hello goodbye when!?!?

Watching early RHONJ and thinking of Borders Bookstore

@quintabrunson.bsky.social and the writers of Abbott gave everyone at Vulture Fest such a good time! Insightful and inspiring!! Thank you!! 💙💙💙

SHE’S A TV STAR!!

Your mind!!

sameeee, just rewatched knockoffs, one of my favs!

It’s giving flower, red!

Getting back into my random snaps of flora and fauna

Moments like this make me so grateful I didn’t stick to the dirt roads and pickup trucks I was used to 😭😭

The rumor on RHONY is not what they meant when they said bring manufacturing back to America