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@slakingfool.bsky.social

A congenital loser trapped in a dead-end profession, deriving no personal satisfaction, yet self-aware enough to recognize the absurdity of his situation. Also on Instagram and Facebook. Not here to accumulate meaningless follows, neither should you.

321 Followers  |  271 Following  |  3,190 Posts  |  Joined: 19.08.2023  |  2.242

Latest posts by slakingfool.bsky.social on Bluesky

Keep it above the equator, Hal.

17.11.2025 17:33 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. Server issue.

17.11.2025 17:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Pimple or spider bite?

17.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A bag of Kar's Peanut Butter 'N Dark Chocolate trail mix.

A bag of Kar's Peanut Butter 'N Dark Chocolate trail mix.

Who doesn't like to lay siege on some Kars now and then?

17.11.2025 17:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"--I already went to Dave & Buster's last night and lost a fortune on the claw machine!"

17.11.2025 13:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jackfruit chili.

17.11.2025 02:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the dirt with his eyes closed and says kinky . Alt: Hedley Lamar says, "Kinky."
16.11.2025 01:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"But what about the vat of acid in his basement?"

"I said 'NO skeletons!'"

16.11.2025 01:20 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
A glowing green tree-like object that looks more like a giant butt plug.

A glowing green tree-like object that looks more like a giant butt plug.

Minimalist Christmas tree design, courtesy of The City and County of Honolulu.

16.11.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

Good for him I hate dodgeball.

14.11.2025 18:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of a man smelling something in front of bottles Alt: ALT TEXT FAIL: a cartoon of a man smelling something in front of bottles

I just rewatched "Roll for Sandwich" BTW.

14.11.2025 18:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

my most woke belief is that most of the world's suffering stems from systems of inequity enforced with violence at the sadistic behest of an incurious & frightened elite; liberal democratic governments believe their responsibility is to provide them with labourers, and we can change it all today.

14.11.2025 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 476    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Hoodie weather!

14.11.2025 18:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"--with ALCOHOL!"

14.11.2025 18:35 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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"One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest starring Jack Nicholson and Louise Fletcher was released a half-century ago next Wednesday. It would win five Oscars, including Best Leading Actor and Actress, Best Director and Best Picture. My Further Review in today's Spokesman-Review.

14.11.2025 13:09 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Robin, hand me the Bat-Lint Roller!"

14.11.2025 18:27 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"But wait! Let me jab a needle into his scrotum to extract whatever spermatozoa remains living."

"Then what?"

"To the sperm bank!"

14.11.2025 06:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The horta doesn't prefer blondes. Sorry, Aquaman.

14.11.2025 06:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Something perhaps for Brave New Faves, @kathleen.loadingreadyrun.com.

13.11.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Robyn Robyn - Dopamine (Official Music Video)

NEW ROBYN TRACK!!!! LETS GOOOO!!

12.11.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And Red Hot Riplets.

13.11.2025 16:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ack!

13.11.2025 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Dang, that's some nice looking plates!

13.11.2025 16:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Screen shot of a scam chat request.

Screen shot of a scam chat request.

Watch out for scammers pretending to be @bsky.app in your chats.

13.11.2025 08:49 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
"If it's yellow, let it mellow." Pictured is a bottle of Mello Yello soda.

"If it's yellow, let it mellow." Pictured is a bottle of Mello Yello soda.

Just remember, @thefamouspaul.bsky.social…

13.11.2025 08:17 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a yellow shirt is holding something over his head in front of a blue sky Alt: a man in a yellow shirt is holding something over his head in front of a blue sky

Strange's Gorn fighting skills tops Kirk.

13.11.2025 00:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Like Uranus?

13.11.2025 00:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Four years.

13.11.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
"Hey! That pop culture thing you like happened a long time ago! do you feel old ye-"
*interrupted by being beaten to death*

"Hey! That pop culture thing you like happened a long time ago! do you feel old ye-" *interrupted by being beaten to death*

This comic I did years back continues to be as relevant as the day I drew it.

12.11.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 158    πŸ” 47    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

At least it's not Mr. Beast chocolate.

12.11.2025 16:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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