𝗦𝗟𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚𝗙🍩🍩𝗟

100 percent bullshit.

Ehh...

@wtyppod.bsky.social Maybe as a guest and not as subject matter.

"Hookers, Jim! Green-skinned hookers with cloacas that can crack a walnut!"

Ed Meese logic.

I remember when it was just the Grand Gulch.

"Is this thing on?"

"I read it in the Epstein Files."

Can't find myself or @heyscoops.bsky.social. Wonder if it's a setting that blocks stuff like this?

Sorta like how I'm into Rammstein but only know a few German curse words I learned from Frank Zappa.

It's called puberty.

Why do I feel like I need this lobster shaker

The hole is merciful. Unlike many institutions that will remain nameless.

Wind[the]schitl hits the fan.

Doctor Doom loved the dancers at Big Earl's Goldmine. And he tipped more than your average worker from the nearby tire plant.

"It wasn't 'Sea *Hunt*' the nurse was muttering under her breath."

That hat!

When mama is away, Bug is the King of Chaise Sofa Mountain.

Forest Avenue Library in Des Moines.

Iowa City Public Library.

Davenport Public Library

Waterloo Public Library

Iowa has beautiful public libraries. Iowa HSB636 looking to ban partnerships between schools and libraries is counterintuitive and counterproductive if education is indeed the goal. I love delivering the free Black Iowa Newspaper to libraries across the state. Support public libraries. ❤️ #libraries

One in the serial port and two in the parallel.

A trio of Twin Bings! From bottom, Caramel Crunch, Cherry, and Coconut. All feature a chocolate and crushed peanut exterior, but with added crisp rice for Caramel Crunch and coconut for Coconut. Cherry and Coconut offer a flavored nougat center, while Caramel Crunch has a center of…well, caramel.

Damn. Once I crack apart a Terry's Chocolate Orange, I can't stop noshing.

"ANGRYDUDE," "KISSYFACE," and "CHEEKYANGUS."

Who wouldn't recognize these characters?

Ozempic is a btich.

Sheesh! Another Moff fooling around with cloning themselves.

Jimmy Carter lusted more than just in his heart.

Cori for the win!