Slater

100% absolute truth

A silver SUV has crashed into the side of a brick building marked "Drive-Thru Pharmacy."

i think both sides are to blame here

Wait… what did I miss?

Starting to wonder whether Kobe is to MJ what Yang Hansen is to Yao Ming for the Chinese market 👀

Working in tech in a nutshell

Anyone who says Dame to PDX = bad is confusing bad for ring chasing w/ bad for winning

Dame gives Portland the best chance at a chip, not the other way around. If it doesn’t happen in 3 years, the young guys will be in their prime and we can trade for another star with our war chest of picks

100%. Just SO many holes in his weird take that it’s gotta be some personal vendetta. Like… the whole point is that we were real good in transition and our half court offense was ugly. Now we get BOTH THINGS. Deni and Tou for steals and transition buckets, and Dame to juice the half court offense

The irony of ending the entire piece saying Dame is the yin and Yang is the yang like it’s a bad thing. The yin and yang is LITERALLY about how seemingly opposite forces are actually complimentary. This dummy inadvertently argued that Dame finally balances the roster 🙄

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Need a guide to #pirateparamount so I can watch Colbert without giving that evil corporation a dime

Colbert comes out swinging. Gonna be a fun 10 months...

After a two-year breakup with Portland, there’s only one thing left to do….Get a ring on Dame’s finger.
TBAGTWTC ♾️

And when he started listing team’s defensive construction, first name was Tou 🤘😤🤘

Thank You Joe !!!!! #RipCity #Blazers #JoeCronin #DamianLillard #PortlandTrailBlazers

I was wearing my pinwheel tee today as an undershirt because I was scrambling to get dressed today

Dame’s back. I guess it’s lucky now 🤷🏻‍♂️

#ripcity

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It’s giving Jake’s great great great great great grandfather

This is me here to give you credit.

This Blazers pick is so nuts I can't help but love it, don't care.

JOKIC IS THE SERBIAN HANSEN YANG

🕯️In Cronin We Trust🕯️ #RipCity #Blazers

DON’T PUT THAT EVIL ON ME RICKY BOBBY

Throw some other stuff in there to make it work, but you get my drift

Celtics draft fits: Is Illinois' Kasparas Jakucionis worth trading up for? Illinois star Kasparas Jakucionis has an exciting skill set as a scorer and playmaker. Should the Celtics trade up for him in the 2025 NBA Draft?

If this is real, then Jerami Grant + 11th pick for Jaylen Brown would be FASCINATING

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Mac DeMarco is just Ween for cowards

There. I said it.

It does sound like the team is broadcasting that they’re planning to keep him…

Having said that, that doesn’t mean much. The minute they say they don’t value him on the roster is the moment his price goes down. All it’s gonna take is a team coming to Portland with the right package

That, or trade up for the 2nd pick from the Spurs (but like, that feels like more of a stretch)

Um… which parts?

The Rockets just lost a defensive stopper and have have young players in Tari Eason, Jabari Smith, and the 10th pick that the Blazers may want

I smell a trade at the deadline if not sooner