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personally, I'm more of a "idk shit about fuck" kind of gal, but the message still stands

29.10.2025 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

war, war never changes.

08.10.2025 05:50 β€” πŸ‘ 3319    πŸ” 510    πŸ’¬ 59    πŸ“Œ 8
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The war runs on linux

07.10.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 278    πŸ” 30    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 2
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

06.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9883    πŸ” 1782    πŸ’¬ 55    πŸ“Œ 96

"hand-to-hand combat with antifa every night"

06.10.2025 19:45 β€” πŸ‘ 11655    πŸ” 3483    πŸ’¬ 490    πŸ“Œ 192

today calls for my 2010s era trashy college house party playlist

20.08.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

eg. I almost knocked a sweet little old lady at work with a door and apologized, to which she replied "well gee, I wish you would have"

13.08.2025 17:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure there are generational differences in the workplace, but one trait that will transcend all ages is cynicism and blatant lack of self regard

13.08.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones
text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world

a bunny holding a spiked morning star by lily seika jones text: we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world

12.08.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 16154    πŸ” 5094    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 93

Presence patrols worked so well in Iraq, I'm sure they'll work great in DC

13.08.2025 17:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
12.08.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 282    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0

Technically a Caesar cipher is military-grade encryption. They don’t mention *which* military

13.08.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 500    πŸ” 85    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

Threat actors should be named after real actors. Yeah sorry you got hacked by Leonardo Dicaprio.

They're a government-aligned group in Vietnam.

28.07.2025 15:52 β€” πŸ‘ 139    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 2

I've always thought there has been an overcorrection in international studies/relations/security when it comes to the study of war. It drove me completely bonkers in grad school there was not one class that seriously engaged with tactical, institutional, and political dimensions of armed conflict...

23.07.2025 14:14 β€” πŸ‘ 405    πŸ” 49    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 4

sorry I was late for work, there were TWO monarch caterpillars on the parking lot milkweed this morning

24.07.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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love when a paywall sounds like it’s drawing a gun on you

23.07.2025 13:54 β€” πŸ‘ 19929    πŸ” 2179    πŸ’¬ 429    πŸ“Œ 93
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Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

20.07.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 25280    πŸ” 5605    πŸ’¬ 405    πŸ“Œ 919

Nicotine. Next question.

21.07.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 121    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 0

Grace Hopper was the OG computerboy.

16.07.2025 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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alright everyone, back to our regularly scheduled programming of "nothing ever happens"

23.06.2025 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

every Iranian response against the US is "we have launched operation The Mighty Vengeance of God, and also called ahead to make sure nobody gets hurt." this is good and sensible.

23.06.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1219    πŸ” 129    πŸ’¬ 30    πŸ“Œ 12
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The boys and I at the battle of Tehran after Joe Rogan convinced a bunch of broccoli haired zoomer incels to vote for trump:

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GWOT has now been rebranded to "BBW: Big Beautiful War"

17.06.2025 16:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was told we were getting rid of DEI?

17.06.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 458    πŸ” 53    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 1
A post on X Dot Com (The Everything App) by CNN reporter Haley Britzky on 13 June 2025 stating the following:

The Army announces it's swearing in four tech execs -- from Palantir, Meta, Open AI, and Thinking Machines Lab -- as Army Reserve lieutenant colonels

It quotes a previous post by the U.S. Army stating the following:

BREAKING NEWS - Today, the U.S. Army will officially swear in four tech leaders into the 
@USArmyReserve
 to bridge the commercial-military tech gap.

The new Executive Innovation Corps is just the start of a bigger mission to inspire top tech talent to serve without leaving their careers.

FULL RELEASE: https://army.mil/article/286317

A post on X Dot Com (The Everything App) by CNN reporter Haley Britzky on 13 June 2025 stating the following: The Army announces it's swearing in four tech execs -- from Palantir, Meta, Open AI, and Thinking Machines Lab -- as Army Reserve lieutenant colonels It quotes a previous post by the U.S. Army stating the following: BREAKING NEWS - Today, the U.S. Army will officially swear in four tech leaders into the @USArmyReserve to bridge the commercial-military tech gap. The new Executive Innovation Corps is just the start of a bigger mission to inspire top tech talent to serve without leaving their careers. FULL RELEASE: https://army.mil/article/286317

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-

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