Jon

God I’m so fucking attracted to movies ugh

It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards

Not anymore…

i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

is that that guy with the gums above his teeth

Rewatching game of thrones while high as fuck gives me a new appreciation of the story and it’s like I’m watching it for the first time again because the weed makes me forget everything that happens until right when it happens. Maybe I should rewatch all my other shows while high as fuck.

Hi

I had to leave the house because my parents would not turn off the news. Got me a cinnamon roll 😌

We will when enough people wake up.

I wish they didn’t pomp Trump around like some Jesus Christ idol swooping in and “saving” the app like he didn’t manufacture this whole thing as a PR stunt for Gen Z.

The opening of The Two Towers might be the most metal four minutes ever captured on film.

Physical media king

Trump won and they started scrambling for rewrites

10 days until this masterpiece drops on Netflix. I can’t wait. #TOWL #TheOnesWhoLive

Jimmy Carter, the 39th President of the United States, has passed away at age 100

Wait am I under arrest 😳

YEAAAHHHH

an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ... ALT: an elderly woman in a green shirt says it 's been 84 years ...

I haven’t seen snow here

“We get older... 'Interstellar' stays the same age" ✨

— Christopher Nolan

HE IS SO REAL FOR THIS

Because otherwise how else am i gonna get those connections in this industry without having a project to call my own, from start to finish 😎

Gonna try to write something every day from now on just to be able to say I’m working on something

I’ve been craving that experience of pure dread lately

“What radicalized you?” Bro I was told to treat people the way I would want to be treated in kindergarten and it made sense idk what else there is to say

I’m terrible at goodbyes. I hate saying goodbye so I do it quickly to get it over with and it can be awkward sometimes, perhaps coming off as me wanting to be out of there asap, but it’s really because it’s hard to part with you so I just rip the band-aid off.

So what is the partridge doing in the pear tree? Plotting our downfall? It doesn’t add up. They’re up to something…

#MalcolmInTheMiddle revival series is in the works at Disney+

Frankie Muniz, Bryan Cranston, and Jane Kaczmarek will reprise their roles

It’s going to have 4 episodes

23? My condolences