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@cryobiotic.bsky.social

It burned out 500 million years before I ever saw it

17 Followers  |  43 Following  |  61 Posts  |  Joined: 03.10.2023  |  1.9945

Latest posts by cryobiotic.bsky.social on Bluesky

That's 0.2 goals worth of grit

04.11.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

AGAIN. HIT THEM AGAIN

04.11.2025 04:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Easier to skeet the bon mots when you're not covered in beer

04.11.2025 04:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

40-40 is scorigami πŸ‘€

29.09.2025 04:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

actually he was famous for doing the dead horse joke at Tacoma Comedy Club in 2017, which is where I saw him and said 'this guy is pretty funny'

15.09.2025 02:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Everything from the Rockies to the Appalachians north of the Mason-Dixon line

15.09.2025 02:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to saying 'yellow' against mono red beatdown and trusting they'll back off a bit

05.09.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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This angle of De Ro's goal 😱

28.08.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 22    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 11

There's a lot else going on that takes the edge of the matchup. . Vermes and Melia failed out, it's mostly rotated squads, Leagues Cup is taking a lot of attention, etc.

But also Fuck Kansas City

25.08.2025 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If Andrew Thomas smiles at you, you are in trouble is all I'm saying

21.08.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me: What's the Mariners score?
Google: You want to know the score of the game between the Mariners and the Mets?
Me: Sure, if that's who they're playing
Google: I'm hearing you love the METS, here's all the latest news and banter about the METS, your favorite team, for the next 2 years

19.08.2025 18:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I played the hell out of the old EA CF games. And I didn't even care about the games much, I was just playing recruiting simulator with a spreadsheet and it was glorious making Akron a national powerhouse.
Sad this one isn't on Game Pass yet

19.08.2025 18:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.

13.08.2025 06:06 β€” πŸ‘ 19038    πŸ” 7411    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 994

Spent the last week working with gemini cli as a coding tool for a personal repo and I fully understand all the studies concluding that dev productivity is not actually up, but dev morale is.
You're basically giving everyone an incompetent intern. And micromanaging an intern is more fun than coding

12.08.2025 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine being a Timbers, winning your first 2 matches easily, and watching Santos just roll over to leave you eliminated.

08.08.2025 04:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a little dickheaded though

07.08.2025 05:16 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Am I going to watch the Leagues Cup wrap-up with Kevin Egan and the crew? You bet your ass I am

01.08.2025 05:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm getting word that Cruz Azul has still not come out of the locker room for the 2nd half

01.08.2025 04:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Obed just dematerialized a dude so hard he might have been beamed to the Enterprise

01.08.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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up the bridges

20.07.2025 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does Pride and Prejudice and Zombies qualify?

14.07.2025 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If whatever Alex Roldan did with his limbs isn't save of the week, we riot

13.07.2025 02:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Wow I didn't know fennec foxes were native to Korea

09.07.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Drunk on half a Michelob Ultra repeatedly sombrero'ing you in front of your gf while you sob, what a dick

09.06.2025 19:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ah I see we are not

07.06.2025 20:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

wow we're going to win the World Cup?

07.06.2025 19:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hand and graveyard tics are common and part of learning to play in person playing across from a human. If they're not emotionally able to handle that, they're not, and it's not your burden to make it possible for them. It sounds like you were as accommodating and considerate as you could be

07.06.2025 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

that's so many

07.06.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

am I correct in thinking the Reign now have 9 different goalscorers this season

07.06.2025 04:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

yung pinoe just twisted up her defender and hit a banger, these kids are menaces of the highest order

07.06.2025 03:59 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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