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@uncle-duke1959.bsky.social

In an insane world the sane person is crazy. Shitposting is an art not a science. I'll take age and treachery over youth and skill any day. Still waiting for my 15 minutes of fame.

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I thought a tableau of cheeto jesus and his christofacist gonad gargling gargoyle gang would be too scary for the kids. So I went with this. Happy Halloween!

31.10.2025 21:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I appreciate the effort.

31.10.2025 17:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not just stupid, willfully stupid and proud of it.

31.10.2025 12:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
IHIP News: Katie Miller's PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWN on Live TV, Threatens to DEPORT Guest!!
YouTube video by I've Had It IHIP News: Katie Miller's PSYCHOTIC BREAKDOWN on Live TV, Threatens to DEPORT Guest!!

Stephen Miller and his wife are a tragic love story of the worst people on Earth finding each other.

youtu.be/4IYqwO-zKGE?...

30.10.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 320    ๐Ÿ” 111    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 44    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
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The largest war ship in the world has been moved to the Caribbean, along with other ships, bombers, amphibious vehicles and more.

Thatโ€™s a lot of firepower to stop small vessels carrying drugs.

It looks a lot more like preparation for war.

Congress needs to get involved before itโ€™s too late.

31.10.2025 01:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 15684    ๐Ÿ” 6232    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1189    ๐Ÿ“Œ 421

One more biopsy to determine if it's cancer or polyps.

30.10.2025 11:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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"I did not raise my right hand to be used as a pawn and activated against my community." โœŠ๐Ÿพ

Capt. Dylan Blaha

#ONEV1
#Pinks ๐ŸŒธ
#Voices4Victory

30.10.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7303    ๐Ÿ” 2514    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 257    ๐Ÿ“Œ 124
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a man in a gray sweater is being interviewed by a group of men and the time is 60 minutes ALT: a man in a gray sweater is being interviewed by a group of men and the time is 60 minutes

Microsoft is down globally. Bill gates must have spilled coffee on his keyboard.

29.10.2025 17:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Get Outside and See the World
#WindowsOnWednesday #photography #travel #NewMexico #Bandelier #EastCoastKin
Bandelier National Monument, New Mexico August 2006

29.10.2025 12:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 40    ๐Ÿ” 3    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The decline isnโ€™t subtle anymore.

28.10.2025 15:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 17962    ๐Ÿ” 5234    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1295    ๐Ÿ“Œ 408
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Lights are on but nobody is home.
We have a broken Roomba for President.

28.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16321    ๐Ÿ” 5549    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2253    ๐Ÿ“Œ 861

The US government, specifically ICE, will be using Pegasus Spyware to monitor phones. If you work with immigrants, Dem politics or are against Donald and are vocal about it, everything on your phone could be a target.

28.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Did you know that over 1.3M active duty service members and veterans rely on SNAP benefits to feed themselves and their families?

Now you know.

26.10.2025 23:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 28922    ๐Ÿ” 11112    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1057    ๐Ÿ“Œ 524
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๐Ÿ‘‡

26.10.2025 23:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 34    ๐Ÿ” 20    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

If you were a foreign leader watching trump, wouldn't you want to hedge your bets. Better safe than the other thing.

26.10.2025 18:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

T/L cleanser: listen to some legends predict the future bsky.app/profile/wuta...

26.10.2025 01:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 175    ๐Ÿ” 48    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re leaving whether they want to or not.

The Secret Service will literally drag him out of the building if they have to - not that I expect them to with his current health.

I know the GOP wonโ€™t push back on him *now* but they are very much looking forward to getting rid of him, too. 1/2

26.10.2025 01:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1561    ๐Ÿ” 143    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 26    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

I'm not the first to say it and I certainly won't be the last, but the guy is a fucking loon. He's like a drunken toddler with a loaded revolver.

26.10.2025 18:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They don't care who gets hurt as long as it aint them. It just that simple.

26.10.2025 18:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Well there you have it. This is one reason why he wants a war. He just said it.

26.10.2025 11:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4028    ๐Ÿ” 2225    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 544    ๐Ÿ“Œ 281
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So incredibly corrupt. Shout out to everyone who complained endlessly about Hunter but says nothing about this. @RepTimBurchett @MarshaBlackburn @AndyOgles @RepFaison

techstartups.com/2025/10/24/t...

25.10.2025 21:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6374    ๐Ÿ” 2798    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 241    ๐Ÿ“Œ 132

Root for Toronto to win the World Series. Then in a show of Canadian pride they can refuse to come to the White House to meet the president as is the custom.

25.10.2025 21:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's "Trick Or Treat " tonight in my neighborhood. I have full size Snickers, Hershey and Kit Kat bars for cute costumed little kids. Any kid who looks older than 14 or gives me attitude (there's always a few) gets little packets of last year's Candy Corn.

25.10.2025 21:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This!!

25.10.2025 15:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sorry, why are the media giving cover to the president by saying that the escalation in the Caribbean vis-ร -vis Venezuela is about drugs? It's clearly about the fact that Venezuela has the largest oil reserves in the world and a regime change to privatize those benefits Trvmp and his donors.

24.10.2025 19:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2026    ๐Ÿ” 586    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 80    ๐Ÿ“Œ 27

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