Basilloon

As a modular toy, you basically let nearly anything happen to you...

Including becoming the next big fashion line-up

And THAT is why I left Twitter early. It had gone downhill ever since Melon took over and enshittified it, I recognized the signs, and took my leave

This is a public announcement: please make sure your loved ones are fully puffed up this valentine's day

Introducing Mike's Smugleaf Forelock!
Just look at how PERFECT he looks! Wouldn't you want to stay this way FOREVER?

❤️ +2 Hours & 30 Min
🔁 +4 Hours
💬 +8 Hours
Timer starts at 10 days!

..Huh. Having a rare moment where I am *fully* unsure of what to do, as in I've done absolutely nothing today

we live in the ruins of a greater civilization

cuhmision for @nota.bsky.social

Time remaining: error?!
..Well that sucks, but I guess there's only one logical thing to do from there~

Oh look, @sweetcandy.bsky.social found a piece of bubblegum with Mew's face on it.

C'mon, we all know what this dork's gonna do to it x3c

Imma just, do what I normally don't aaaand

Bump it!

hi stoplights!

In my defense, the journalist *did* prompt the question lmao

Yeah so uh, sorry not sorry~

Get bubl'd nerd!

CØM for @nickthegoat.bsky.social

filler text but it's probably balloons (horny)

that's a lot of lailah toys, he gonna have a fun time

💎Squeaky comish for Jäger! 🎈

⭐️Looks like someone is having a good time getting bigger and squeaky~ More hugs and squishes! 🐱🍔

Pool toy possum

comm for @sasspossrilla.bsky.social ! thanks!! :3 💙 #pooltoy #furryart

a two panel drawing. panel 1: eirini the dragon/snow leopard hybrid, with half of their body being covered in a pooltoy goop. its dripping down them, and half of their face is covered in it and has pooltoy decals instead of their regular face. panel 2. a fullbody of the new pooltoy dragon eirini, with a null bulge and hip handles. they have a static pooltoy expression but are evidently flustered by the turn of events

the goop @kaisenso.bsky.social

Age Verification?

I was able to play Half Life 2 on my own before I knew about any social media

feesh doodle

#fat

DA FEESH !!!

Actually fun fact; Me and my hubby decided to do this idea a while ago since it was hella underrated on FA, all the way back in- holy hell 2022. we got old fast xD

"Not like I'm new to being marketable."

i got light-headed making this

#pooltoy #inflatable #3d

...Huh, never even knew that was a thing.
Oh well, I'm already not getting paid for shit so I wasn't gonna bother anyways lol

Balloon fish are underrated tbh
So i brought back this dude a while back :D

Hypoxia (Flygon) and Vazz (Sootseer) delivering pizza by air. Hypoxia is blown up like a balloon while Vazz is tethered to their belly

When you order from High-flyers pizza, be sure to ask for their roundest delivery mon's

Commish for @areoants.bsky.social feat. @moffballoon.bsky.social

GOM'S P-MINE CHALLENGE has a very punishing mechanic if you run out of time: every p-mine detonates and blows you up till you're fit to burst. 10/10 good update gom is @comettheghost.bsky.social

Chase the Akita/ jackal, as an anthro inflatable suit with a null bulge. they're holding open a zipper on their torso invitingly

The same picture of Chase, except the zipper is closed and zipped up

showing off the goods @owochrepup.bsky.social

I may as well say; The reason I am making this post is because I'm see way too many people making quick assumptions and jumping the gun.

Just take a few moments to think, do a little research and logic check if needed, before making the conclusions.

Seems like Deque had a run-in with some rather teasing and pesky Robot arms lol 🎈

(Fwomphmission for @dequethedragon.bsky.social!!)

Like I said, I do apologize if this is a rather negative post compared to my usually chipper demeanor, but something's gotta be said from a logical standpoint. Flame me, sure, but I'd rather speak my piece and inform than to let the fear continue to happen.