CIWizard

prince pine was never invited after

hello i am mr pants let me give you some advice

dont eat yourself up like a cookie it sucks

/lyr

DUKI MOOKI

Imagine being so pathetic you have to split hairs about fanfiction not being true literature just to feel better about yourself

I mean, anything could be done with the simple premise of "Ship shoots aliens". Hell, they could flesh out Space Invaders and give it a full-fledged story.

I might return to the Digimon fandom.

added audio to it cuz i was bored

Screencapped intro to Meg 2 with snarky commentary. There's too much text to type out and images to describe, sorry.

A year ago I tried to watch Meg 2: The Trench. I never made it past the intro. Instead I started working on a detailed riffing. I ran out of steam short of finishing it, completely forgot the whole thing existed, and got reminded of it this week. Now, a year later, it's done. 1/5
#coproliteposting

DISTORTUS REX say the bold letters on an image of Distortus rex (not with bold letters) riding a war chariot pulled by three motorbikes in the australian desert, directed by George Miller

If your name is Distortus rex, your job is to terrorize the post-apocalyptic wasteland. I don't make the rules, that's just how it is.
#coproliteposting

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He doesn't know how to read, but he knows how to be friends.

Very splendid rendition of Police Girl.

Is it like Bluesky?

What's Mastodon?

Any day now

maybe there's still some good left in this world after all

Godspeed, you magnificent son of a bitch.

THAT'S CRAZY!!!

Fuck, Ozzy Osbourne died today. :(

milkshake

In what way?

I used to think he was a really good person prior to the controversies.

For real.

Moldy cheese, and not the kind people like!

Girl, you remember when DanTDM called out their bullshit? That was the best flamewar I've ever seen.

Yes.

A meme of two panels featuring Bane, the Batman villain from "The Dark Knight Rises," above and Shredder from "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles" (TMNT 1990) below. Bane is saying, "I come to your major American city, exiled from a ninja clan. Disfigured, I hide my face behind a mask. I fight your city's vigilante that is trained in the martial arts of my clan. I hide out in sewers and warehouses, recruiting runaway and homeless youth into my mercenary army." Below, Shredder replies, "Bitch, please." If you haven't seen these movies, the joke is that Shredder did the same thing first

"We have Shredder at home"

Shredder at home

SHE SPEAKETH THE TRUTH

Ena