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Gotta go fast! [Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]
if the club isn't playing gusty garden galaxy i don't want to go, sorry
07.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 33 🔁 4 💬 2 📌 0i don't need ai to waste my money.
there is simply no ai in the world that could know that i want to negotiate the purchase of a fake tag heuer mario kart watch from a supplier on DH Gate, much less an ai that could do it in 45 minutes
When he fails to consolidate power it will be stuff like this that cost him the margins.
Head in the sand tuned out middle class people can say "Oh I don't know" about anything, but all the stuff he's doing on his birthday at his own direction is so obviously pathetic it's impossible to waffle on.
Trump moving the UFC fight on the White House lawn from July 4th to his 80th birthday instead is some hilarious, cartoon level double corruption.
He simply couldn't resist making even his flagrant abuse of state power for his UFC friends about himself.
volunteering to make campaign attack mailers for local candidates because i am a professional level hater even recreationally
06.10.2025 00:31 — 👍 40 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02024 was an open book test and pretty much everybody with a meaningful stake in ensuring we passed decided to eat the pages instead
02.10.2025 16:00 — 👍 43 🔁 7 💬 0 📌 0somedays when i'm burnt out from the daily stupidity that plagues our nation i remember the fact that this was completely preventable were it not for the efforts of a ragtag coalition of the most braindead people on the planet making the dumbest decisions imaginable to let nazis take the white house
02.10.2025 15:58 — 👍 50 🔁 6 💬 3 📌 0cancel culture isn't real.
02.10.2025 05:35 — 👍 81 🔁 7 💬 6 📌 0
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September 30th/October 1st
01.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 70 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0September 30th/October 1st
01.10.2025 02:38 — 👍 70 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0
and then what happened, yankee fans?
01.10.2025 01:49 — 👍 18 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
01.10.2025 01:14 — 👍 4 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 1
Red Sox #1
Go Red Sox
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Yankees fuckin suck!
sonic adventure 2 splash screen that reads: "I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog! Some military troops suddenly showed up saying they were looking for me. Looks like they might be taking me for a ride somewhere!"
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Are you in the military?
Remember: your oath is to the constitution, and to follow legal orders only!
It has become clear that the President may try to deploy you to unlawfully oppress your friends and neighbors.
Remember your oath, and defend your integrity!
sonic adventure 2 splash screen that reads: "I'm Sonic! Sonic the Hedgehog! Some military troops suddenly showed up saying they were looking for me. Looks like they might be taking me for a ride somewhere!"
Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!
Are you in the military?
Remember: your oath is to the constitution, and to follow legal orders only!
It has become clear that the President may try to deploy you to unlawfully oppress your friends and neighbors.
Remember your oath, and defend your integrity!
now that's what i like to hear
30.09.2025 04:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I approve this message:
29.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 143 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 0So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.
These two gotta go.
I'm Sonic the Hedgehog, and I approve this message:
29.09.2025 01:19 — 👍 143 🔁 25 💬 4 📌 0Why the hell does Chuck Schumer still have a job?
Holy shit this guy is extremely out of touch and clearly has no fucking clue what's going on. He absolutely should not be in congress right now, let alone leading the "opposition".
trump releasing the amelia earheart files to distract from the epstein files is hilarious because it's so fuckin' stupid
"they want files, we'll give em files. they'll have so many files they'll forget about the epstein files."
meanwhile everybody's like
"oh he's trying to avoid epstein files"
fuck nextar fuck sinclair all my homies hate nextar and sinclair
27.09.2025 01:31 — 👍 99 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0fuck nextar fuck sinclair all my homies hate nextar and sinclair
27.09.2025 01:31 — 👍 99 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0trump releasing the amelia earheart files to distract from the epstein files is hilarious because it's so fuckin' stupid
"they want files, we'll give em files. they'll have so many files they'll forget about the epstein files."
meanwhile everybody's like
"oh he's trying to avoid epstein files"
