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Gotta go fast! [Obvious parody, not affiliated with Sega in any way]

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Friend,

I hate Trump. You hate Trump. Give me $10 about it.

Respectfully,

Amy Klobuchar's Stapler

25.11.2025 16:56 β€” πŸ‘ 28    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

update: get pet insurance. diarrhea for people is no big deal but persistent diarrhea for dogs apparently can cost you like $2000 out of pocket

25.11.2025 16:41 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Alvin and the Chipmunks!?

25.11.2025 16:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't understand how anyone can watch how blatantly Grok is manipulated to answer the way ownership desires it to and then act like the other LLM chatbots couldn't possibly be similarly but less obviously compromised to produce responses in whatever way corporate interests and priorities dictate.

23.11.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 5994    πŸ” 1729    πŸ’¬ 53    πŸ“Œ 109

just one spin dash away from generational wealth

24.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray.

It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.

23.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I was unsure about the change to voting on the stadium before I starting playing and yeah, it really rounded off the mode, giving you a chance of a comeback

Even if that's by taking a gamble by picking a stadium no-one else is

23.11.2025 18:32 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I also think that City Trial is maybe the perfect game mode for the TikTok age.

Quick, isolated, endlessly replayable matches: all the dopamine of mystery boxes with the thrill of combat, joy of discovery, and a true "you're never out of the game" stadium system.

It's the real draw of the game tbh

23.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I also think that City Trial is maybe the perfect game mode for the TikTok age.

Quick, isolated, endlessly replayable matches: all the dopamine of mystery boxes with the thrill of combat, joy of discovery, and a true "you're never out of the game" stadium system.

It's the real draw of the game tbh

23.11.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think part of the confusion is that the game treats all three of its very different game modes as equally valid (maybe not so much Top Ride)

It complicates the fundamental question of "What does it mean to play Kirby Air Ride" just slightly enough to leave new players asking "what is the point"

23.11.2025 18:16 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kirby Air Riders is beautiful for those with the eyes to see it.

With that said it is indeed different than any other racing game and so I feel like it will always suffer from a mismatch of expectations and reality.

The Road Trip mode is great because it's functionally little lessons in the game.

23.11.2025 18:13 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
Taylor Swift is a Coward
YouTube video by fantano Taylor Swift is a Coward

Anthony Basedtano the internet's most correct music nerd (in this instance)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=U3je...

23.11.2025 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I haven’t put in Kirby Air Riders yet but just as I expected, it seems to be just as divisive as the previous game

it’s either GOTY or absolutely unplayable, no in-between lmao

23.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Even the term "progressive" make Sonic shudder. He lost his life savings chasing the Buffalo Link 'progressive' jackpot at Arizona Charlie's on Boulder Highway before being asked to leave by staff for striking Tails with a casino ash tray.

It cured me of any fantasy that 'progressive' is desirable.

23.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 35    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

which one of these guys is lightning mcqueen

23.11.2025 04:49 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i wonder what medical deformity or apparatus he is covering up

23.11.2025 03:01 β€” πŸ‘ 47    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
Pope Leo holding the mic but real emo

Pope Leo holding the mic but real emo

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

23.11.2025 02:28 β€” πŸ‘ 324    πŸ” 34    πŸ’¬ 10    πŸ“Œ 19

my dog has terrible diarrhea and man oh man the smell is very very bad

21.11.2025 03:28 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 1

remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence

remember when people were calling employers for shitposting

20.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

remember the when republicans said dems were the proprietors of all of our nation's political violence

remember when people were calling employers for shitposting

20.11.2025 17:27 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives?

like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped

wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this

19.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

We've all been meaning to tell you...

19.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

based

19.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ever think about how trump and the maga movement have genuinely fucked up the last decade of our lives?

like yes absolutely obama and hillary bad in their own ways etc etc but what if the vibes from pokemon go summer never stopped

wouldn't have been perfect but certainly wouldn't have been this

19.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 95    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1
sonic wearing a cop hat in a star with japanese text and the sega 1991 copywrite

sonic wearing a cop hat in a star with japanese text and the sega 1991 copywrite

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Weewooweewoo!

I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.

Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!

Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!

18.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0
sonic wearing a cop hat in a star with japanese text and the sega 1991 copywrite

sonic wearing a cop hat in a star with japanese text and the sega 1991 copywrite

Hey it's me, Sonic the Hedgehog!

Weewooweewoo!

I'm no fan of the police but even I'd throw the hat on for a minute if it means I get to throw the cuffs on these powerful pedos.

Trump, Clinton, Prince Andrew, whoever!

Release the Epstein Files and throw these freaks in the cabinet for good!

18.11.2025 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

are you trying to tell me that the most powerful men in the world are behaving badly?

surely that must be fake news. has never ever happened before

16.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
bill clinton rides a horse on the beach

bill clinton rides a horse on the beach

16.11.2025 17:44 β€” πŸ‘ 23    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

are you trying to tell me that the most powerful men in the world are behaving badly?

surely that must be fake news. has never ever happened before

16.11.2025 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Based on the info we have seen made public it appears as though Presidents of the United States from both parties may have committed serious crimes against children. As former Presidents we more than anyone pray that this isn't true, but the need for accountability and transparency is obvious"

ez

16.11.2025 01:43 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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