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if you'd like a special little treat please google "dave portnoy tippy toes"

Store sign reading: 哇！这里全是护手霜！ WOW, THERE'S HAND CREAM ALL OVER HERE

my buddy sent me this from nanning, which is presumably one of china’s most supple and moisturized cities

Picture of Mr House, an AI, from Fallout New Vegas but replaced with Vince McMahon

The fire alarm chirp was the icing

Since time immemorial, American psyches haven't been able to handle good covers

6 and 7 making the best and weirdest First Take

Unlimited Slop Works

Aaron hiring AI chat bots to astroturf for him now?

Sunscreen in America is regulated by the FDA as an over the counter drug. If a cosmetic company here wants to add a sunscreen to their product, there's significantly more hoops to jump through.

Also that America only allows a few types of sunscreen that kind of all feel awful to use.

YouTube video by scytheleg september

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👏 MORE 👏 PUBLIC 👏 URINALS 👏

RIP Translator

5... 3... 1... 8... Hundred ask Gary... 6...

The Myers Briggs thing is astrology for millennials

The streets in some major American cities are literally owned right now by foreign conglomerates because they sold the rights away to put a bandaid on their debt, and you paid billions to Elon to dig tunnels that go nowhere that can fit a handful of Tesla.

But hey, China bad right? Lol

The Sears Tower looking insanely creepy during a blackout, including the impression of a scary face topped by a crown of spikes. It looks like a giant humanoid evil robot or a demonic Minecraft creature.

"It's ok, honey. The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout won't hurt you!"

The Sears Tower experiencing a blackout:

Forgot to let you know, I have a site now!

www.ilyakuvshinov.com

A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested in Tallahassee for credit card fraud

the horses have won my heart

Sorry but personally if a miniature horse woke me up from anesthesia by banging out nonsense on a miniature keyboard it would send me into a liminal space between life and death from which I would never return

Watch what everyone (or at least one person) is clamoring about!

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My sister and I both have pretty long hair and multiple Roombas Human hair isn't too bad to deal with as long as you clean it out like once a month. Our dog's fur shedding though is choking the living room roomba.

I don't have this issue at all, bsky shows you what you follow and look at. Is there something that you would like to tell the rest of the class?

There's no good pizza in Chicago. You should totally go to the Ado concert while you're there.

YouTube video by EB Sakura Bakushin ○ dances Bakushin Bakushin Bakushin shin HighRes

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Time to throw away thinking and strategy and embrace the Sakura Bakushin O only speed training run.

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️