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Video game oracle for The Associated Press. Discontent creator. Peabody winner (that is, kids at my bus stop said I looked like Mr. Peabody).

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Clair Obscur leads the AP's list of 2025's top video games In a year in which technology news was dominated by artificial intelligence, the outstanding video games were still being designed by human beings.

It took me a year to write this, so you have to read it.

25.11.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Snooper - Guard Dog - Official Music Video
YouTube video by SNááPER TV Snooper - Guard Dog - Official Music Video

I can't stop listening to that big album that dropped today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg52...

03.10.2025 22:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gibby of the Butthole Surfers punched me in the chest.

29.08.2025 04:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

No one on this new version of 'Match Game' is drinking or smoking, which defeats the whole purpose.

24.07.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 Lead the members of Expedition 33 on their quest to destroy the Paintress so that she can never paint death again. Explore a world of wonders inspired by Belle Γ‰poque France and battle unique enemies ...

This is a remarkable game in just about every aspect, but I think what makes it particularly special is the writing (led by Jennifer Svedberg-Yen and Guillaume Broche). I can't remember another game in which I cared so much about every single character. It's a tremendous achievement.

13.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So I'm not going to get the Robert Eggers 'Superman' I was hoping for?

10.07.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The harbor master in 'Jaws' is named Frank Silva, which was the name of the guy who played BOB on 'Twin Peaks.' IT'S ALL CONNECTED.

21.06.2025 00:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Nintendo's Switch 2 soups up the graphics, but does it deliver the games? Nintendo's Switch 2 video-game console is out, and it makes some substantial improvements over its predecessor.

My #Switch2 review for the AP.

09.06.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I so thoroughly loathed the ending of 'The Last of Us' that I never played 'TLOU Part II.' The HBO adaptation could've steered in a different direction, but it sounds like viewers are just as miserable as I would've been if I had come along for the ride.

26.05.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My EXCLUSIVE ranking of primary and secondary colors:
1. Purple
2. Blue
3. Green
4. Orange
5. Yellow
6. Red

19.05.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone on Madison Avenue keeps saying: 'You know what totally relatable celebrity would be great for this ad? Pete Davidson!'

10.05.2025 01:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The novel I'm reading now has these blurbs on the back cover:
The New York Times: Brilliant...irresistible...compelling.
The Scotsman: There's nothing to force you, having been warned, to read it; nor do I recommend it.
TLS: A literary equivalent of the nastiest brand of juvenile delinquency.

06.05.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Kentucky Derby prediction: Journalism will have a record-breaking run for the first mile and his owner will shoot him before the finish line.

03.05.2025 03:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have all the friends I need. What I really need is a serious reduction in enemies.

03.05.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

13 years between 'Grand Theft Auto' games seems reasonable. Remember how great 'Duke Nukem Forever' turned out?

02.05.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gah, what an awful word. No.

29.04.2025 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hitting mute now

29.04.2025 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Blue Prince' combines the genre I love the most (puzzle) with the genre I hate the most (akin to the 1980 computer game 'Rogue'). Exactly 2.5 stars out of 5.

28.04.2025 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

'Clair Obscur' reminds me A LOT of Jeff Vandermeer's 'Annihilation' (the book more than the movie). Underequipped explorers forced to reckon with an insanely mutated environment. I'm only a few hours in but I'm awestruck.

28.04.2025 05:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The first sequence after the prologue in 'Clair Obscur'? Holy shit.

27.04.2025 18:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The Jesus And Mary Chain - Reverence (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by UPROXX Indie Mixtape The Jesus And Mary Chain - Reverence (Official Music Video)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNfb...

18.04.2025 23:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"Twin Peaks: The Return," Episode 8

08.04.2025 02:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Favorite Val Kilmer performance? 'The Salton Sea' (2002)

02.04.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was so looking forward to the Netflix miniseries about my favorite art-rock band, The Residents. Oh well.

23.03.2025 02:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Team Gemma. #Severance

21.03.2025 06:17 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sure, the '90s were the Golden Age of Magazines, but for all the $$$ Graydon Carter spent, Vanity Fair was a shitty magazine so entranced by glamor that it had no connection to reality.

19.03.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There are at least six Emmy-worthy performances in Netflix's 'Adolescence,' but the two primary actors in episode 3? Bone-crushing.

17.03.2025 03:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One episode into Netflix's 'Adolescence' and holy shit I'm glad I don't have teenage kids.

16.03.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It still blows my mind that Boots Riley's 'I'm a Virgo' ended up on Amazon Prime.

13.03.2025 02:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My big screen conked out, so I hooked up an old 24-inch monitor. How did people watch such tiny TVs for so long???

11.03.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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