It took me a year to write this, so you have to read it.
25.11.2025 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0@loukesten.bsky.social
Video game oracle for The Associated Press. Discontent creator. Peabody winner (that is, kids at my bus stop said I looked like Mr. Peabody).
It took me a year to write this, so you have to read it.
25.11.2025 16:33 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I can't stop listening to that big album that dropped today.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg52...
Gibby of the Butthole Surfers punched me in the chest.
29.08.2025 04:10 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0No one on this new version of 'Match Game' is drinking or smoking, which defeats the whole purpose.
24.07.2025 01:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This is a remarkable game in just about every aspect, but I think what makes it particularly special is the writing (led by Jennifer Svedberg-Yen and Guillaume Broche). I can't remember another game in which I cared so much about every single character. It's a tremendous achievement.
13.07.2025 04:56 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0So I'm not going to get the Robert Eggers 'Superman' I was hoping for?
10.07.2025 02:50 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The harbor master in 'Jaws' is named Frank Silva, which was the name of the guy who played BOB on 'Twin Peaks.' IT'S ALL CONNECTED.
21.06.2025 00:41 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I so thoroughly loathed the ending of 'The Last of Us' that I never played 'TLOU Part II.' The HBO adaptation could've steered in a different direction, but it sounds like viewers are just as miserable as I would've been if I had come along for the ride.
26.05.2025 22:55 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My EXCLUSIVE ranking of primary and secondary colors:
1. Purple
2. Blue
3. Green
4. Orange
5. Yellow
6. Red
Someone on Madison Avenue keeps saying: 'You know what totally relatable celebrity would be great for this ad? Pete Davidson!'
10.05.2025 01:47 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The novel I'm reading now has these blurbs on the back cover:
The New York Times: Brilliant...irresistible...compelling.
The Scotsman: There's nothing to force you, having been warned, to read it; nor do I recommend it.
TLS: A literary equivalent of the nastiest brand of juvenile delinquency.
Kentucky Derby prediction: Journalism will have a record-breaking run for the first mile and his owner will shoot him before the finish line.
03.05.2025 03:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I have all the friends I need. What I really need is a serious reduction in enemies.
03.05.2025 01:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 013 years between 'Grand Theft Auto' games seems reasonable. Remember how great 'Duke Nukem Forever' turned out?
02.05.2025 19:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Gah, what an awful word. No.
29.04.2025 21:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Hitting mute now
29.04.2025 03:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Blue Prince' combines the genre I love the most (puzzle) with the genre I hate the most (akin to the 1980 computer game 'Rogue'). Exactly 2.5 stars out of 5.
28.04.2025 22:18 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0'Clair Obscur' reminds me A LOT of Jeff Vandermeer's 'Annihilation' (the book more than the movie). Underequipped explorers forced to reckon with an insanely mutated environment. I'm only a few hours in but I'm awestruck.
28.04.2025 05:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The first sequence after the prologue in 'Clair Obscur'? Holy shit.
27.04.2025 18:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0"Twin Peaks: The Return," Episode 8
08.04.2025 02:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Favorite Val Kilmer performance? 'The Salton Sea' (2002)
02.04.2025 04:56 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was so looking forward to the Netflix miniseries about my favorite art-rock band, The Residents. Oh well.
23.03.2025 02:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Team Gemma. #Severance
21.03.2025 06:17 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Sure, the '90s were the Golden Age of Magazines, but for all the $$$ Graydon Carter spent, Vanity Fair was a shitty magazine so entranced by glamor that it had no connection to reality.
19.03.2025 02:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0There are at least six Emmy-worthy performances in Netflix's 'Adolescence,' but the two primary actors in episode 3? Bone-crushing.
17.03.2025 03:48 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0One episode into Netflix's 'Adolescence' and holy shit I'm glad I don't have teenage kids.
16.03.2025 00:53 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It still blows my mind that Boots Riley's 'I'm a Virgo' ended up on Amazon Prime.
13.03.2025 02:59 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0My big screen conked out, so I hooked up an old 24-inch monitor. How did people watch such tiny TVs for so long???
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