Christopher Moore

All of it, as far as I know.

Pshaw… blush. Thanks

Thank you!

Hey, you know all those stories and movies where rich people hunt people for sport? We're there.

#TheMostDangerousGame

So glad! Thank you.

Maybe we should all be kind to ourselves like my good friend Tracy.

Thanks so much. Happy Birthday!

The spirit is there, though! Thanks.

Where Kornaki at?

♫And Ringo was his name-o ♫

IN MOTHERFUDGING ANTLERS!

DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
IT IS THE MOTHERFUDGING SEASON
FOR DOGS IN ANTLERS!

A spaniel wearing reindeer antlers

Arlo is ready for Christmas

A dog in in antlers and a red nose

@muppybean.bsky.social
OMG 😂

So much easier when they want all one color instead of just their tips and they're running around the yard for two hours with foil bows in their fur.

"You want me drunk treating murder like a video game.

You NEED me drunk, treating murder like a video game."

One of the four elements of malignant narcissism is sadism.

Well if that's not nice I don't know what is.

Now that the military and national security people from the 1st Piggy administration are coming forward, we realize why he appointed a drunken TV host to be Sec. of Defense. He wanted someone who didn't feel obligated to follow the law, or, indeed, act ethically in any way.

thanks!

SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL OF THE DAY!
SQUIRREL OF THE SAY!
#whitesquirrelmagic

DOGS IN ANTLERS!
DOGS IN ANTLERS!
OMFG, FIRST OF THE SEASON
DOGS IN ANTLERS!

In college, I had to read the Department of Defense’s Law of War manual.

I kid you not when I tell you that firing at the shipwrecked is quite literally provided as an example of an illegal order.

Everybody Poops, so I can quote it during speeches.

Perhaps we go for corruption first. You or your family may not profit from your actions or the actions of your administration while in office. And the government may not hold businesses for profit. They sent two business partners to negotiate a treaty in Russia. The war in Venezula is to take oil.

Thanks!

Piggy's approval rating is at 36% per the recent Gallup poll. His lowest was 34%, in January 2021, after January 6th. We can do better. Association with him needs to appear to be political suicide, or we won't stop the damage. The truth is our best weapon.

Well if that wasn't satire it would be frightening, but thanks for the enthusiasm.

When you think of how many references to 1984 we are making every day, there really should be a line of sneakers.

Except for "Con Man" I don't think that ever gets applied to this administration. But what they've done, does make it harder for all those professions deprived of it to get loans for education. And WE desperately need health care professionals. Grrrr.