Christopher Moore

What do you want to bet it was DHS border drones, not cartel drones?

Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.

Can you imagine Piggy firing someone for lying?

No way, no how. Blame him for tomorrow's job report, maybe, then fire him, but not for lying.

Don't feel that bad, they just funded a huge research project at the National Cancer Institute to test it's efficacy against cancer cells totally driven by crankism, so it's winning the PR war, and as we've learned, that's all that matters.

I'm sure they do. I haven't traveled in the Great White North as much as I'd like. Almost all cities, no towns.

Beginning my curling training with the verbal:
Sweep right you stew-eyed sniveling wankbeast!
Hard! Hard! Hard! You crumbling fookin chimney!

A small local squirrel looks to be thoroughly enjoying an afternoon walnut 'snack' here on the patio, in the reflected light from the sliding glass door. • Raleigh, NC • February 7th, 2026 • 1:20:42 PM •

'Monday's Squirrel' № 2-9-2026
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Collingsworth fighting down the urge to say, "Wow, they just suck, Bob."

Plus you could dance to it! (But yes, that was a lot of subtext and imagery.) And...

No, but you might score big on Ebay with that.

How is there a way to bet on Jeebus not returning this year and I'm not a kerjillionaire?

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

Thanks so much. I wasn't scolding you for the A.I., just saying, I get yelled at for posting it, and usually it's squirrels driving tanks and stuff, which is really intensive to make happen in real life.

Thanks. I'd repost it but I get yelled at every time I repost A.I.

Thank you. Honored.

If you wait for them to go on sale on Amazon they're like $19.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

We have a rack of them for friends. Otherwise no one will come up on the roof deck with us.

All the times.

We sell a lot of hoodies that way. But yes, October is gorgeous.

We had dim sum for Christmas this year at a place in Ghiradelli square. It was terrific. Soup dumplings are still strange and magical to me.

It was 73 degrees yesterday. No wind. In February.

But yes, on the roof, the wind can be chilly.

LOL, that does seem to be filling up the feeds today, doesn't it?

The "Stick" was a weather nightmare in itself. Our Giants announcers, who both played there, talk all the time about how grocery bags would blow across the field during a game, and sometimes there'd be a frozen turkey inside.

Overall our weather is like autumn. All year.

Author in a wearable blanket on a roof in San Francisco with Coit Tower, the Transamerica Pyramid, and Salesforce tower in the background.

Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.

looks good to me

Welcome to Kristi Noem's MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.

That sounds like it.

I don't know who started it, but big props for whoever suggested that Kristi Noem was hosting the MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.

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