Christopher Moore

A small local squirrel looks to be thoroughly enjoying an afternoon walnut 'snack' here on the patio, in the reflected light from the sliding glass door. • Raleigh, NC • February 7th, 2026 • 1:20:42 PM •

'Monday's Squirrel' № 2-9-2026
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Collingsworth fighting down the urge to say, "Wow, they just suck, Bob."

Plus you could dance to it! (But yes, that was a lot of subtext and imagery.) And...

No, but you might score big on Ebay with that.

How is there a way to bet on Jeebus not returning this year and I'm not a kerjillionaire?

Here’s the situation in the Twin Cities:

Random Bovino-style tear-gassing: Way down

Relentless persecution of immigrants: Unchanged

Thuggish violence against observers: Way up

Thanks so much. I wasn't scolding you for the A.I., just saying, I get yelled at for posting it, and usually it's squirrels driving tanks and stuff, which is really intensive to make happen in real life.

Thanks. I'd repost it but I get yelled at every time I repost A.I.

Thank you. Honored.

If you wait for them to go on sale on Amazon they're like $19.

kind of funny that an olympian said they are here to represent "compassion, respect, and love for others" and some people automatically knew that was a statement against them

We have a rack of them for friends. Otherwise no one will come up on the roof deck with us.

All the times.

We sell a lot of hoodies that way. But yes, October is gorgeous.

We had dim sum for Christmas this year at a place in Ghiradelli square. It was terrific. Soup dumplings are still strange and magical to me.

It was 73 degrees yesterday. No wind. In February.

But yes, on the roof, the wind can be chilly.

LOL, that does seem to be filling up the feeds today, doesn't it?

The "Stick" was a weather nightmare in itself. Our Giants announcers, who both played there, talk all the time about how grocery bags would blow across the field during a game, and sometimes there'd be a frozen turkey inside.

Overall our weather is like autumn. All year.

Author in a wearable blanket on a roof in San Francisco with Coit Tower, the Transamerica Pyramid, and Salesforce tower in the background.

Oh really. They lied to you about San Francisco, did they? Nevertheless, welcome. Enjoy the game.

looks good to me

Welcome to Kristi Noem's MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.

That sounds like it.

I don't know who started it, but big props for whoever suggested that Kristi Noem was hosting the MAGA alternative Puppy Bowl.

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Are wolf packs family units?

I should not have to say this but if you are a legal observer your job is not to go snitch on any and all illegal things.

Your job is SPECIFICALLY AND EXCLUSIVELY to record law enforcement brutality, illegality, and overreach.

It is ABSOLUTELY NOT to snitch on protests you find too spicy.

What Shapiro is perhaps forgetting, is in the beginning the Nazis were very much like ICE. They are only building the camps now. They are testing the American people, pushing boundaries, violating the Constitution, impeding investigations. The comparison to Nazis is to alert people to the path.

Another ICE case! Murphy's owners fled the state and couldn't take him with :( Murphy is dog/cat/kid friendly and just an all around good boy. He is being dropped off today, if anyone can say YES! Email fostersupport@thebondbetween.org!

The ICE surge in Minnesota has meant dogs losing homes. If you can foster Murphy, get in touch at the email listed.

You're very welcome.

'measles outbreak at the child prison' seems entirely avoidable, it's really the kind of thing that only happens if you do several unthinkably evil things on purpose all at once