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@selv.bsky.social

City dweller, successful fellow. If you don’t have a plan, nothing can go wrong. SW London

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Christ. I’m not surprised that is staying with you - not something I could shake any time soon. Stuff like that would linger quite badly. Do hope it fades in some way.

10.12.2025 00:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Rarely but yes. Anything positive you can get from it? Have to say, for the ones I’ve had, I haven’t.

They tend to be something I’ve experienced and I was happy with the time but the dream introduces something new and unknown that makes it unpleasant.

09.12.2025 23:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Just in case you don’t have a copy, I bring good news.

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09.12.2025 23:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

@talkingbottom.bsky.social

09.12.2025 23:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Aside, now there’s a name I’ve not read for a while..

09.12.2025 23:25 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This is literally the “you will be visited by three spirits” post I was waiting for.

09.12.2025 23:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

"STOP CRYING. We've come all this way to see Santa's corpse and all you do is cry."

09.12.2025 12:48 — 👍 7    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

I hear you.

3.5 You are Santa and that thought is the one of things that sustains you to keep finding gainful employment. 🫠

09.12.2025 23:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤓 @garygsaenz.bsky.social

08.12.2025 23:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Patreon link doesn’t seem to work - could you repost it?

08.12.2025 21:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Crikey.

08.12.2025 20:50 — 👍 51    🔁 22    💬 0    📌 0

Nice. Was there on Saturday. bsky.app/profile/selv...

08.12.2025 21:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Belgian breweries Christmas decorations.

Belgian breweries Christmas decorations.

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The tree is up.

07.12.2025 14:23 — 👍 17    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 1
The Consulting Detective series: "In the for volumes of her Consulting Detective series - beginning with The Crack int he Len - Cypser chronicles the early life of Sherlock Holmes while weaving in many of the untold adventures mentioned in the Conan Doyle canon." Steve Steinbock, The Jury Box, Ellery Queen Mystery Magazin March/April 2025. Displays cover images of The Crack in the Lens, The Consulting Detective Trilogy Part I: University, The Consulting Detective Trilogy Part II: On Stage, and The Consulting Detective Trilogy Part III: Montague Street. Available from Amazon, Bookshop.org, Kobo, and many other booksellers worldwide via Ingram.

The Consulting Detective series: "In the for volumes of her Consulting Detective series - beginning with The Crack int he Len - Cypser chronicles the early life of Sherlock Holmes while weaving in many of the untold adventures mentioned in the Conan Doyle canon." Steve Steinbock, The Jury Box, Ellery Queen Mystery Magazin March/April 2025. Displays cover images of The Crack in the Lens, The Consulting Detective Trilogy Part I: University, The Consulting Detective Trilogy Part II: On Stage, and The Consulting Detective Trilogy Part III: Montague Street. Available from Amazon, Bookshop.org, Kobo, and many other booksellers worldwide via Ingram.

Interested in Sherlock Holmes' backstory before he met Watson? #SherlockHolmes

08.12.2025 17:48 — 👍 2    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
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“What part of this do you believe to be true?” 🤓 www.bandnamebureau.com/p/181-the-st...

08.12.2025 18:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Forget Bodie and Doyle… Richie and Eddie are the real Professionals.

07.12.2025 18:07 — 👍 6    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

Food comes on boards and in pint glasses?

07.12.2025 14:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Did I mention I've met the trophy? #F1

07.12.2025 12:44 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

No idea, I’m afraid. He’s popped off for a while before (his profile got auto-labelled as ‘rude’ or some such oddness) but hoping he’ll make it back.

07.12.2025 12:24 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

And attacked RAF Kota Bharu starting the invasion of Malaysia just before Pearl Harbour.

07.12.2025 01:00 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Please stop - I’m getting RSI from liking these.

07.12.2025 00:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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👀

07.12.2025 00:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
Letter to the Guardian.
The protection of badgers has a long pedigree (Report, 29 August). Arthur Gore, known as "Boofy", the eighth Earl of Arran, was a fanatical defender of them. He was also a tireless campaigner for the rights of homosexuals. In 1967 he managed to push through a law in the Lords that decriminalised homosexuality but failed to pass a bill to outlaw the cruel hunting of badgers. When asked why he had not received enough support for his badger bill, he replied: "Not many badgers in the House of Lords." Tony Lywood Keswick, Cumbria

Letter to the Guardian. The protection of badgers has a long pedigree (Report, 29 August). Arthur Gore, known as "Boofy", the eighth Earl of Arran, was a fanatical defender of them. He was also a tireless campaigner for the rights of homosexuals. In 1967 he managed to push through a law in the Lords that decriminalised homosexuality but failed to pass a bill to outlaw the cruel hunting of badgers. When asked why he had not received enough support for his badger bill, he replied: "Not many badgers in the House of Lords." Tony Lywood Keswick, Cumbria

Found when sorting an old drive. I still, very occasionally, say 'not many badgers in the House of Lords' and this is why:

08.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 2995    🔁 1032    💬 21    📌 29
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@tonyhancock.bsky.social

07.12.2025 00:38 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I bet he did. Most afternoons and evenings too, I’ll wager.

07.12.2025 00:30 — 👍 15    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Patrick McGoohan as Number Six in The Prisoner being driven back into The Village by Rover

Patrick McGoohan as Number Six in The Prisoner being driven back into The Village by Rover

@mrtrellis.bsky.social - do let me know if you come back?

07.12.2025 00:23 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Marvelling at the range of involuntary noises “one” finds “oneself” emitting in middle age:

*Standing up - dying manatee winched from mineshaft
*Sitting down - air escaping from punctured pouffe
*Bending over - concussed bison wrestled into sack
*Sneezing - final roar of once-proud warrior race

06.12.2025 23:09 — 👍 159    🔁 29    💬 9    📌 0

😂

06.12.2025 23:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s interesting the tune could be changed like that. I like the the way you describe the original. In fact, to use the only Swedish word I know - jättebra!

06.12.2025 23:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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