Safics | Gay for Petrine 🔞

Picks up a Hitachi vibrator for the first time.

Immediately offers her art friends pose refs because it is way bigger and heavier than people realize. If I can help increase the accuracy of porn by using it I will gladly take one for the team.

The idea that someone would see my right to write certain subject matter as a “participation trophy” of the hell I endured is honestly offensive beyond words. Like I would rather just be called ontologically evil instead of getting faux care.

It’s insane how entitled people in fandom spaces are.

Damn, no love lost lady is fucking amazing. The source I read it from had a bunch of panels missing from each chapter leaving it more than a little bit disjointed but I was still enraptured.

Shame it ends on a cliffhanger that will probably not be followed up. :(

I have an appointment with a specialist tomorrow, one with a different specialist the day after, and a surgery the day after that. I’ll probably be even more inconsistent about posting than I have been, and might complain a bit. I’ll do my best to make an update when it’s all over though.

Has anyone else experienced the like, you’re sick as fuck, you can barely taste food, everything tastes worse.

Except there is that one thing that inexplicably tastes so much better, like it’s insanely good, and you know it will never hit like this again?

Bonus fourth post, he’s also Tone deaf and can’t make new songs on his own, lmao.

Anyway imagine a man who exclusively uses a pseudonym, always wears a mask, randomly wanders into the apocalyptic wastes for months on end but keeps his position because when he is there he’s too useful, who channels magic through music, learned that from a vampire, and is bisexual.

You’re welcome.

That’s actually pretty easily, like, people are gonna simp for certain characters regardless, but I don’t want to just give the other team a Sesshōmaru and call it a day. That’s too easy, I want to create a certified creature of a man like I do for women all that time, that’s just decency.

2/3

There’s this weird quirk for my gay ass in brainstorming stories with a larger cast in that I can’t like… JUST write women. Like, I’m not blind or whatever, I can write a conventionally attractive man or a questionable man with attractive traits, but a guy in a book people will be weird about?

1/3

One part dill pickle seasoning, one part berebere, two parts salt, two parts onion powder. Cayenne optional.

Nice and simple seasoning, I have more complex ones but this tossed on french fries with franks red hot dill pickle as the condiment is one of my favorite girl dinners.

I really love a lot of the Decepticons in Prime, my only issue with that Megatron is that there’s not like… a very logical reason he keeps Starscream around. I get picking him over Dreadwing who was too honorable, but Starscream’s weird immortality in G1 made sense of why Megatron put up with him.

It was the puppet, sorry, still loopy as fuck.

I feel the need to specify this was not a horny dream, just something I witnessed and was incredibly confused by.

Seeing a friend post a fnaf suddenly reminded me.

I read the APNews Fnaf2 review before passing out at some point and then proceeded to fever dream that she was depicted in the movie with luscious e-girl hair that was silvery-purple and massive tits with huge and fully modeled bright colored areola.

Like, I dreamt the review had pictures of that.

Sorry for bitching so much about my health, that double whammy my body pulled on me was just really really rude.

Anyway I feel it is upsettingly telling that I didn’t show any symptoms (besides getting sick for a while after the shot) until my pms started and put even more stress on my body. I got fuckin tag teamed gang. Thank you MCAS, thank you white blood cells.

Color scheme is very nice

Damn we might have overestimated my immune system…

a cat in the hat is holding a bat in his hand ALT: a cat in the hat is holding a bat in his hand

My period or pms or whatever stage of the moon phases cursing me coming up behind me with a bat to slam my head in. I need to do a better job of tracking and preparing for this until they at least find out what’s wrong with me. :(

Also, I’m really sorry I won’t be able to make another advent calendar this year. I have an appointment with a specialist soon that will very likely require a lumbar puncture and then a surgery the day after. Like literally the very next day.

I‘ve got a fun month ahead of me.

I just realized I never mentioned working on a novel except for on my Patreon, I’ll make a public announcement when I’m ready to start sharing chapter previews there.

It will not be for a WHILE though, a lot is going on and I have obligations to do when I can.

Glances at the downfall of one of the five blessed families in my original fantasy novel.

Holy shit is that me???

I always forget how poorly cropped my pfp is. It’s a feature now.

Appointments with surgeons are honestly some of my favorite doctors appointments, we‘re talking about something they know they can fix and they are usually delightfully odd.

Bedside manner is important, but so is making me laugh.

Us Coco’s have got to stick together!

It was so much fun to be able to model for these, kinda crazy to see the finished product and realize I helped.

Thank you for the opportunity!

Perrin, from Pokemon Scarlet & Violet DLC, The Teal Mask

Perrin, from Pokemon Scarlet & Violet DLC, The Teal Mask

wanted to doodle and practice some more

bunnies.

#ffxivnsfw #gposensfw #cahciua

Yeah!!! She and Laslow are besties so she’s basically Soleil’s gay aunt!

Yeah that’s actually my own personal issue with Selena, I’m really glad gay fates gave her and Soleil an AMAZING wholesome honorary aunt and niece vibe in their unrelated support.

Also ngl, I’ve written Sev bringing Beruka back to Ylisse for poly stuff with Luci more than once lol.

Cam and either of her retainers, Selena and Beruka, or the polycule route is very popular. Same with the whole Mikoto Reina Kagero Orochi thing. Camilla/Hinoka is a classic with an awful support. Hinoka and Nyx have an AMAZING gay fates support too.