Philocrates

Classic Pokemon games can be emulated on even the weakest of phones.

That is the most slapped together and fake shit I've ever seen in all my days. Come on.

Haha holy shit. About ten seconds ago, here in the suburbs of Kansas City Missouri, I heard some hoots outside of my window and was surprised. Opened Bluesky, your post was the first thing on the screen, and as I read it I immediately heard another series of hoots. There goes another now.

We all need to have the energy of that woman in KC that tried to burn that one potential location down. Her heart was in the right place, though the owners had apparently already turned down selling to ICE.

What is he serving is it chicken fajitas or sushi or orange chicken or gyros or chicken fettuccine alfredo I'm so hungry

"Currently" is the keyword, a weasel word, and anyone who buys it for a fucking second is a gullible idiot. They said such things about UB slop in the past. About the reserved list. About so many fucking things. But when the bag of money is handed over and word comes from on high, they do it.

That's not how this works. That's not how any of this works. They don't announce that far ahead except in rare cases. If they're workshopping a Harry Potter UB set for 2027/2028/2029, they're not going to say so now. They especially wouldn't say so if it was going to be a Secret Lair. Surprise. 2/2

1. No. 2. It's called living in reality, not being "cynical". Note the wording of their announcement. "Our Universes Beyond roadmap currently doesn’t have us visiting any others." Currently. Big notable keyword there. A weasel word. "If they were gonna announce something they'd have done so" 1/2

Just as they made it clear that what's currently happening with UBs wouldn't. If you believe them, I have a bridge and formula for turning lead to gold to sell you.

handed over, shill boy Rosewater will happily pivot to how good of an idea it is and how any uproar about it doesn't match their internal data. 2/2

A few hours ago, after it was announced, a Wizard rep said on Reddit that they have no plans to do anything with Harry Potter in Magic. In part due to them already having their own setting with Strixhaven. Anyone who believes that for even a second is gullible as fuck. Once the bag of money is 1/2

And actually, hell, that's just focusing on RPGs since that was the genre of the game you're talking about. Dynasty Warriors games, LEGO games, League, various fighting games, etc all have examples dwarfing even Suikodens number.

For instance Suikoden 2 has 72 out of the 108 that are playable and used in combat. 2/2

No? Not even close. The Suikoden games typically have 108 recruitable characters aka Stars of Destiny. While not every recruitable character is playable in terms of combat(Some open shops/do support roles), the number of combat available/playable characters tends to average around between 70-80. 1/2

Age verification? These are the simple steps in how to make a Molotov cocktail, and a list of reasons why the establishment and corporations need to be checked as they force us into a surveillance state dystopia.

That was my thought. I've said far more direct things about what should be done with certain people.

Fuck off with your UB slop.

Sitting on our hands rather than exercising our 2A rights as necessary when faced with fascists.

For everyone in this administration and everyone supporting this administration.

Remember when Um, Actually was on YouTube and I would watch it? I do. Oh well.

I've thought about it. My conclusion: You're unhinged and you need to stop foisting your trauma onto others and their entirely unrelated situations.

Some real melodramatic fucks in here, huh?

The fuck are you weirdos doing, take it to a DM and hide your shame from the public eye

"Set your feelings about Spider-Man in Magic aside"

No.

Disrespectfully: You're infuriatingly stupid.

Or mayhaps video games learned to time travel and made the Nazis do a genocide? 2/2

This just in: All of human history prior to the invention of video games was peaceful and free of sociopaths. No wars, no murders, no genocides, no conflict whatsoever. "Crystal" has thus decreed all records to the contrary to be incorrect. 1/2