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microdosing son-hood by going to see a professional wrestler do stand up comedy with my dad in exchange for buying him a beer

production-wise i think it was inoffensive but good lord you can’t ignore the words

i feel edged tbh

girl

woke up at six for the bills game and have to go to work in the morning and i’m up on bluesky watching gay football after midnight

dak prescott i have been too hard on you

all time high work vibes today. bills sweatshirt x “did you stay up for the end of the game last night?” combo with all the old people comin in is doin STUPID numbers

buffooneryball all over the place at the end of this slate man

if the bills sign gabe davis im gonna blow myself up centerfield at the ralph when he runs out for the first time

second morning in a row seeing a cybertruck on the way to work and they’re so ugly it’s genuinely day-ruining

old "you wouldn't download a car" warning from movies with the text altered to read "you wouldn't last a quarter in ypsilanti."

is this anything

according to my sources maxwell hairston has died

y’all really weren’t kidding abt the reaction to this on here huh lmao

bucs throwbacks so sexy i might have to sell feet pics or somethin to fund that endeavor

was so excited to text my little brother (non-ball knower) abt the hr derby last night then uh

blueberry muffin squares were my favorite cereal on the planet, brand name or otherwise, and i miss it every day (plus obligatory w pop mention)

airport beer watching wimbledon #lifeisworthliving

omg heyyyy

wandering aimlessly, pulling a cardigan across my body, recrossing my arms, and sighing heavily as i mourn what once was (the panera lemonade that kills you)

something about going to tennessee always awakens the bluesky in me idk

idk i still think xi jinping should buy the buffalo sabres

beautiful that this has also been happening to me all year with westbrook too

the other day my dad asked me who “that one white guy, the kid” was that the bills let go off this offseason and for the life of me i couldn’t find who he was talking abt. after a few minutes of prodding, he finally landed on “oh yeah ! mack hollins”

going to a beer league game next month where i don’t know literally anybody there i can’t tell if this is going to be the greatest or worst night of my life

i can’t even what the hell sure my way outta this one man. good lord

everybody say rip to my dad. cancer didn’t do him in but this one might

“don’t ask don’t tell”-ing the nfl re: conservatism

coworker and i entered the taco bell live más live ticket drop today if ur wondering how we’re doing

the grammys are fake and don’t mean anything except now they do because chappell roan won one