this is literally never not accurate

More Proof That Everything Chump Touches Dies.......

Someone from the Trump administration complaining about “overly political and inaccurate statements” is fucking rich.

When you only have amateurs every hour is amateur hour.

Remember when Republicans drew Virginia's Congressional map so Black people were packed into one district and said we should be grateful they gave our community this district. NOW they can have one district and see how much they love it.

Virginia state Senator Louise Lucas (a Democrat who is the chamber's president pro tempore) just tweeted this:

Dersh fantasizing about the Budd Dwyer special

If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE

Nothing suspicious here 🙄

Great now I can’t get that out of my head

If you are the victim of genocide, the United States is now more likely to admit the people committing that genocide than they are to admit you.

I have been charged in a federal indictment sought by the Department of Justice.

This political prosecution is an attack on all of our First Amendment rights. I’m not backing down, and we’re going to win.

TRUMP'S NEXT ADDITION TO THE WH!!! LMFAO

Errors is funny way of spelling lies

But states’ rights and all that …

A president so stupid that one of the great intellectual achievements of his life is “passing” a dementia screening. A president so narcissistic that he can’t stop bragging about passing that dementia screening as evidence of his immense genius.

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

The Supreme Court created Super Citizens in 2010. The government has been serving them exclusively since then.

The Supreme Court voided our constitutionally guaranteed democratic republic on July 1, 2024 replacing it with serial authoritarianism.

I did not consent to this form of government.

Wow! Very impressive for them to do all of this in 2020 while Trump was president and they weren't in the government! Very normal post from the President of the United States!

an older man in a blue suit is reaching into a closet with the hashtag schittscreek on the bottom ALT: an older man in a blue suit is reaching into a closet with the hashtag schittscreek on the bottom

The show about space communism is primarily for conservatives is a hell of a take.

HOW DOES IT KEEP GETTING STUPIDER?!?!?!? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Yes!

Law 101: it’s only illegal if it’s enforced

Beyond that, let’s say ad arguendo, that the image pictured is a pirate symbol. That’s not the tattoo he has (had). He has (had) the black filled one which is the exact literal totenkompf used by the SS.

Garfield looking at a Nazi SS skull with a caption that says "Huh. I wonder what that means."

Graham Planter looking at his tattoo in the mirror every morning for 20 years.

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped