Sailor Mars shopping-cart surfing with the caption: if you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

Hey.

'Playing'??!?

Remember, folks.

No, it just means you're limiting your caffeine.

I was like that too after playing SMB RPG.

They protecc, attacc and blep.

I am so sorry for your loss of sanity.

Twitter is like deja vu and porn mixed together. Deja screw.

Honestly, @freezepopband.bsky.social remixes slap.

Did you use the spit bucket?

Vitaly Ugolnikov

Oh it's not as dire as it sounds. Just things happening that I wasn't expecting.

Another day, another mini mental breakdown.

Nice work coach.

That was pterryble.

I wear it out in public. Full suit.

question card: have you see the glenn powell gq photos where he's wearing some smitizen muscle suits.

A gq magazine cover of glenn powell wearing fake silicone muscle legs with extremely thick thighs.

A photo of glenn powelll wearing a hyper muscular torso underneath a vest.

A photo of glenn powell wearing a suit and tie to look like a politician, his skin is freakishly shiny and plastic looking.

OMG I had not. That's fabulously goofy. Thanks for the heads up!
I have those legs, but I don't have the super hench torso!
I'm specifically fascinated by the plastic make up look (a kink I share with @jonasiason.bsky.social for the android fakeness)
www.reddit.com/r/whatthefro...

I have the shirt. It's so much better than advertised.

"Am I so stoic and pessimistic that I think Disney announcing the 'Latin Days' for their parks is an elaborately overthought plan by ICE?

"No, it's the children that are wrong..."

Drop an old person you're going to turn into in the future

YouTube video by Vincent Gargiulo Taste The Biscuit

It finally happened. In a severe case of anachronistic serendipity, my YT algorithm caused Taste the Biscuit to appear in front of me. And it's caused me to pause. Like...wut?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gchg...

Susan Stryker continues to be absolutely amazing.

I grew up on these streets.

What are everyone's nerdcentricities (TM)? Meaning some fixation that you could easily give a five hour TED Talk about? Mine is pinball. Cut my gaming teeth at 3, standing on a chair in front of the cabinet to see the play field and frantically flipping flippers.