court

hell is hot & so am i 💋

ending the year with the blessings of my dpn babes coming in so beautifully 🥹

drive to a little town (solvang) because your niece is here until sunday 🥰

i wish a bitch would cancel me for calling myself a dyke. babes, go unpack that with the friends who cry about not looking queer enough, your wombyn’s studies professor and your favorite queer ig infographic influencer

i’m certain there are ways i could’ve achieved this, like asking venue staff at places i’ve worked, but there’s something special about *stumbling* upon something so precious!!!!

ever since i was a little orange kitten, i’ve wanted to meet a nightclub disco ball. closing out 2024 with a lifelong dream being fulfilled 🥹🪩✨

you deserve TWO snacks. one for each admin things. i don’t make the rules, i just enforce them 😌

finals, you know?

you’re so brave for this 🫡

i keep forgetting i have this account, hahahahha

the best way to get over a crush is to run them over tbh

i’m unsure of how i can convey how important interpol has been to me the last 20 years, so i’m going to leave this photo here because it’s probably the closest visual representation of that

there are worse things in the world than my ass getting too big for my pants and yet i’m still going to complain about my ass getting too big for my pants

so much has changed in 10 months. like the fact that i don’t wear 3 out of 4 of those rings anymore and i’m also not in denver so my nails haven’t been anything to call home about

i can’t keep living like this*

*forgetting this account exists

just truly horrendous

either i don’t know what i’m doing (highly possible) or gels just don’t like me (also highly possible). i painted them a little over 12hrs ago 😌

i literally forgot i had this account. which tracks tbh

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