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Deeply Moving #Marvel #IronMan #Disney #NielPatrickHarrisPleaseTeachMeHowToDoMyMakeup

Okay so from my understanding there are only three types of kinks.

A: Boner from dominating/submitting

B: Boner from doing smth taboo

C: Boner from sensory experience

For example!

Macro and Micro? Classic type A kink.

Voyeurism? Type B, clearly!

Temp or Nipple Play? Type C baybee

People who are into cryophilia when their blind date is hot as fuck:

:(

*trying to wrap my head around why someone would enjoy a niche kink I just learnt about*

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OH ITS A SUBMISSION THING

(Literally 100% of the time)

Not into feet but if you could like, step on my back till it pops just right like you’re a trophy hunter and I am a chronically afflicted lion… Im reaching the point where it’s less about ‘popping it back into place’ and more about ‘can we just like… break it and be done?’

I’m not a pervert, it’s my special interest.

Hm. Comic where two ‘straight’ ftm bromancing homies are chilling and they no homo eachother running-with-scissors style

‘’Girlcock’’ this and ‘’Pegging’’ that… Where my boypussy appreciators at? Furthermore, to avoid the confusion with ‘bussy’ I propose we refer to it as ‘’Brahgina’’

Shoutout my Dad for breaking gender norms and giving me mommy issues as well. Such a rounded palette I have 🤩🤩✨

My phone number? Uh… it’s six se

Bit a cops face off and it didn’t even ruin my lipstick #girldinner

Someone's screenshot of a two-post twitter thread, from user blue (@bluewmist): the fastest way to kill motivation is to make your identity depend on the outcome. it's called ego involvement. when failing becomes failing as a person, your brain starts avoiding the whole thing. not because you don't care, but because you care too much. you don't need lower standards. you need less self-worth tangled up in your goals. the work gets easier when it's not about proving who you are.

Found this on the AO3 subreddit, and I'm about to let it change my whole life (or at least work really hard to internalize it wrt my writing).

A scene from a restaurant facing down at the table to display a special dish. What appears to be six shriveled human turds stacked in two rows of three on another, larger, flatter turd, like a rowing crew of turds packed into a shit canoe, gently floating on a plate of what appears to also be liquid shit. A glass of wine hides in the distance. All of this is delicately placed on the unluckiest white tablecloth in all of restaurant history.

“Ah, oui, garçon, le coq au vin for ze lady, and for me, I will have les tùrdes, merçi”

伸びる虎

‘’Call me a naval captain the way i’m upping my knots’’ - My partner

Agent Rabbit Portrait

Watercolour painting of a dog called Cooper!
#dogs #dogsofbluesky #art #watercolours #paintings

Stream Sketch Comm for Brad

Not much just enjoying the autumn vibes :) Wbu?

噛みつきゃしないよ

GL GL!! 💙🐀

a collage of a couple different images with the words "help keep me and my mom from homelessness" written on it. There is a clipart house and heart on top and two blushing hamster drawings (symbolizing my mom and me) down at the bottom

i feel guilty asking for help but we're getting kicked out of our house soon but cant afford to move. we're trying to pay rent to give us some more time but the money just isnt there.

if you like my work and want to help my disabled mom and i please consider donating and sharing :)
ko-fi.com/ftdire

THIS GOES CRAZYYY

lil alt 🎃🐺

Xena x Callisto fanart from https://www.patreon.com/laurenknight Xena is standing over Callisto warning her to stay down. Callisto says “Gladly.”

Friday night Xena x Callisto from my patreon www.patreon.com/laurenknight

a lil guy, tummy full of love

CARTOON/HOMER.GIF

A female anthro black cat named Ares basically naked with what remains of her blue and gold string bikini two-piece. She got her right tiddy out and her pussy just out there because it's the beach—who needs clothes? In her left hand is a tall call of Mewds Reserve High Gravity which is a spoof of "Steel Reserve High Gravity" which is a real world cheap beer with a lot of alcohol that makes you feel absolutely wasted. Ares is sitting under a beach umbrella while Pepper, topless and wearing pink trunks, is grilling a small steak and a glizzy (hotdog) like a brave soul. "Hey, Achilles! You ever had HIGH GRAVITY?" Ares shouts towards the viewer (Achilles is out of scene) while Pepper reacts with concern, "Girl, please wear your swimsuit!" In the background is a relaxing and clam ocean where Peachykeen and Timtam stand in the shallows. Peachykeen is naked, but conveniently modest due to the inflatable donut around her waist. Timtam is wearing a simple two-piece swimsuit and has inflatable water-wings around her arms. Timtam is orange. Ares, Pepper, and Peachykeen are characters from Hello from Halo Head created by Batty @batshaped

Ares on the Beach
Colored Doodle Fanart
#mewdsart #nsfw #personal #fanart #HFHH #hellofromhalohead #ares #pepper #peachykeen #timtam #female #male #cat #dog #bat
2025 Jul 27

Do you think Achilles could pound a Mewds Reserve High Gravity?

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