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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women

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a crowd of people watching a game with the final four written on the bottom ALT: a crowd of people watching a game with the final four written on the bottom

You can’t be sure they didn’t mean:

Parking lot kinda crazy

That Will Smith would bang Bieber?

As long as it isn’t BK I’m gonna be happy.

Fourteen professional innings. It’s insanity.

More like “catcher”

Muschamp for sure.

I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment

Much like your mom, the Blue Jays just got screwed two times at once.

A successful season for LSU as of now. Prove me wrong.

A successful season for LSU any way you look at it.

obviously it is going to be difficult for LSU to pay Brian Kelly's $53 million buyout if they choose to fire him. however, if he were to be eaten by some sort of crocodile or oversized nutria...

Yeah, and it’s led to Selick’s work all being credited to Burton or Burton’s style because it all has this kind of look and feel, but really it’s Selick’s style. So something like Coraline comes out and looks like Nightmare Before Christmas and ppl just instinctively associate it with Burton.

I heard an interview with him a few years ago and he seemed pretty salty about it all. Which I guess you can’t blame him.

If you are like 25 or older, you remember ESPN doing something with sports that enriched your enjoyment, nourished your knowledge, and made you excited about being a sports fan. So what’s turned not only sucks, it feels like a betrayal

If you’re under the age of let’s say 20, it’s just always stunk

"doxxing" was named after the first person doxed, Robert Dox, 4520 Jacobs Ave, Belview, MN

Fun fact: Tim Burton had almost nothing to do with that movie. He wrote a poem that it is loosely based on, and is credited as a producer, but that’s about it. Sally and the main villain weren’t in that original poem. His name was just put on it for better marketing of the movie.

Yordan’s in game 6 can’t be lower than 3rd for me. That essentially won the series.

Always remember Seattle cheered when Springer got hit in his knee, and booed when he was able to walk off on his own, and then he destroyed them.

I’m still sitting under a pair of framed George Springer pictures in my office. Probably won’t ever change that.

HOLY SHIT I STILL LOVE HIM.

I want good things for Springer.

[Receiver slams his head into the ground, goes limp, clearly unconscious]

Joe Buck: He had to turn on the jets and already has a bad hammy.

[Trainers work to wake him up, he staggers across the field, eyes mostly shut]

Joe Buck: This injury could really be anything.

An old job I had used to assign us books like this and hold meetings to discuss like a book club but really to make sure we read it. There was one called Eat That Frog, which was a way of telling you to do whatever the days hardest task is first, and the rest of the day is easier. It was 200 pages.

Clown from the Reel Big Fish album yelling at a guy to cheer up.

Billy leaving the Lebatard Show is a huge bummer. Easily my favorite character they’ve ever had.

And invariably, there’s a bunch of fat finger accidental clicks that will get reported as results.

I used to run a Martech agency, and shit like this was always added to give sales ppl another thing to sell to an advertiser. “AAAND! People can send your ad straight to their phone!” No real regard for if they would ever. So it’s not for you. It’s a tool to trick businesses into buying.