Coke

"It looks beautiful, even if it's for soccer"

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Weird Al becomes a martyr of the revolution and by the 2050s we're all getting teary-eyed when a mournful rendition of "Eat It" comes on the radio.

I guess I'm taking the "more active on discord" thing in my bio very seriously. Oops again.

Is it too early to say Walz Abrams 2028

So now that the world is on fire you come knocking at my door

Hockey leads all sports in people watching one game and saying “wow this sport is good I should watch it more often”

I thought sierra mist was pretty alright but this starry shit literally smells and tastes like cleaner

Doing the dirty work since 2012. Shoutout to the brave souls who gave the dumpster bear his first spa day ever. #DCTID

Today is the last day you can post this picture

free him

In line for gas and switched off of the CD player, just in time to hear the chorus of Last Christmas. Thanks @oceanexpressway.bsky.social
#whamageddon

Just a hockey bag in the trunk of a Taurus

turns out, the answer is at least one! #iykyk

me in line at sams club waiting for pizza

um

Jesus would not have said love thy neighbor if he’d had the Next Door app

a fox being buffeted by a very windy snow storm

IT

FUCKEN

WIMDY

grate that cheese, grate that cheese

free friendly as well

An image of a man in medical distress, a doctor, and a list of insurance companies. The man and doctor are saying “I Consent”, and the insurance companies are saying “I Dont” Text at the top reads: The Myth of “Consensual” Healthcare. The text at the bottom reads: “Isn’t there somebody you forgot to ask?”

Just gonna whip out this meme I made a while ago because it seems pretty relevant rn.

Ice cooler with a sign on the door that says "WHAT'S IN YOUR COOLER? TAYLOR ICE" and shows a blue polar bear freezing while holding a bowl of something? Ice probably? Looks like popcorn though

free him

blocked

Fuck off

‘Extortion’ tactic: GM panned for floating five-tower RenCen demo if tax breaks rejected The automaker confirms its backup plan after bipartisan pushback against allocating public money for a RenCen revamp.

Lol, this story just won’t stop getting worse and worse. GM sucks shit out of a straw, simple as

I'd make that trade. It isn't a Christmas song!

Massive away win for the little fella.

A screenshot from my Twitter years ago. There is a picture of the Flyers mascot, Gritty, dressed as Santa, accompanied by the text “you better watch out” which grows more and more threatening looking.

It’s December.

You know what that means.