effie (cool girl)

i am being paid one thousand dollars for netflix to experiment on me

Y is the only letter who is biphobic

Y is the only letter who is bisexual

the doctors say i have a condition known as "super magic autism"

so glad i wasn't born in generation p

click adam sandler

i think that how people view bond girls in the 70s and 80s is how future generations will view women in adam sandler movies. they will teach film lectures at berkeley about the "sandler girls" and every director will be searching for the next big sandler

"hairy" dean stanton

watching eraser head ❤️

had a dream last night we were drinking at a bar called Bottom's

hurricane effie

my autistic dad watched war of the worlds with ice cube he said it was really good

wish i could look people up on facebook through the names of their exes

not plotting against you, plotting for you. plotting and scheming with love and good intentions in my heart

every twink looks the same to me

when i played basketball as a kid sometimes i would crouch and hide behind my teammates and jump out and yell "surprise attack!" whenever someone tried to take a shot

jacques l'arracheur

when i was a kid every car had a lighter so you could smoke cigarettes in them

i hope the green party wins the erection i mean the erection i mean the election

phoenix wright asexual attorney

jack off all trades master off none

taking a man on a nice date at a restaurant and immediately ordering an angel shot when the server asks if i would like something to drink

i think that instead of shonen they should be called magical boy anime

fluent in minionese

all anime is yuri if you're delusional enough <3

sean kingston was right all these girls really are beautiful

i'm like a grandmother with dementia who gifts people random things she finds around the house

anyone wanna come over and drink neocitran

just saw a YouTube ad for YouTube ads we are so cooked

eraserhead baby