Mia V

every time i open this app im like "oh this is where all my cool twitter mutuals went" but then also see shit like this. this app sucks so bad

Mr. Boss is in the epstein files

what is going on with walmart ads

it honestly does look yummers

is it literally just shallots???

RANKING LITERALLY EVERY PROPHET IN THE BIBLE BY HOW GOOD OF A POSTER THEY WOULD BE IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER

NO I AM NOT KIDDING

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This is the most wretched campaign of deliberate, explicit persecution the United States has perpetrated against a minority group in decades. Many of the most important people in politics and journalism are busying themselves trying to figure out how little to say or do about it.

i shaved my face after a week and suddenly i don't feel like dying, wow.

oh the amazing things the human mind creates

*queer people cheering in the distance*

Very specific impression

Fourteen hours before the crash. 👇

taking time off of work to hook up, call her a PTho

malort has the best advertising for any alcohol out there. “it tastes like shit, you’ll hate it, and everyone visiting you from outside the midwest will despise it” and every one goes wild for it and can’t get enough

closing all the programs that auto open when i turn on my computer feel like whack a mole

Sen. Romney links TikTok ban to pro-Palestinian content Critics say his remarks belie the "national security" motive and expose free speech suppression.

Reminder that Mitt Romney explicitly said the rationale behind the tiktok ban was pro Palestinian content. The renewed push last year was explicitly to help Israel conduct a genocide without scrutiny on social media.

Imperial boomerang in action.

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🤌🤌🤌

hiii

depressive episodes suck :/

The Death of Net Neutrality Is a Bad Omen While Americans might not mourn the loss of net neutrality, an appeals court’s ruling sets a troubling precedent for consumer protections in every industry.

While Americans might not mourn the loss of net neutrality, an appeals court’s ruling sets a troubling precedent for consumer protections in every industry.

Remeber, tomorrow is New Year’s EVE not New Year’s STEVE

"are you mad at me" asks flug with a sad face, in the distance is a more humanoid flug with sopping sad crying anime eyes

why are so many people (probably bots) following me ??

changed my password today and i got it right the first time i logged in again.

Ws in the chat pls

r/conspiracy

Carter has passed. An accomplished man. A brilliant legacy. Although for many of us he died years ago when he refused to condemn, gamer gate

im locked out of my twitter rn and honestly, good.

Three-panel MS Paint comic. Panel 1: A stick figure is standing on the left, while another stick figure wearing glasses sits at a desk. Left says: "doctor I would like to turn green" The doctor says: "you realize that if you take the medication that turns you green, you will turn green, right?" Left: "Yeah that's the point" Panel 2: A pill jar that says "pills that make you green (warning: will give you green skin)" held in a stick figure hand, with the dialogue "now that I have these pills I just have to take them every single day to turn green, this is great" Panel 3, several months later: The stick figure is now green, and saying "unsurprisingly I don't regret this thing I did on purpose for several months"

Ok let's go. Pills that make you green.