Joe

I'm shortening "jiggle physics" to "jigfizz" and you should too! 🫵🍔

The promo art for Castlevania Belmont’s Curse where the lead character is facing away from the camera

Cursed to have a great dumper

this isn’t meant to be some doomer shit because I’ve soberly accepted reality, I’ll go back to being punk rock about it all or whatever shortly, the defiance is driven by internalizing how utterly unacceptable the status quo has become and remembering that despite this bullshit we’re still fighting

Historians will say that all these institutions were debased by Trump through threats and intimidation. This will be a fucking lie. They all debased themselves. Trump's threats were always empty paper tiger crap. They capitulated because they were either cowardly idiots or secretly on his side.

Imagine being so afraid of the wrath of an incompetent dementia-ridden man who can't even get a grand jury to indict *anyone* for *anything* that you throw a century of institutional legitimacy down the drain. Because you're so scared of the guy who doesn't know what day it is and poops himself.

Gallup wll miraculously decide to resume on January 20, 2029

When your poll numbers are so bad you coerce pollsters to stop polling. bsky.app/profile/phil...

Trump's approval ratings are low so... they're going to stop reporting his approval rating.

Can't make this complict shit up any more.

Wedding photo top left

Wedding photo removed

SHE REMOVED THEIR WEDDING PHOTO LMAOOOOOO
Oh she HATED his guts

"what about street photographers? what about people recording their abusers? what about people recording ICE?" i'm sorry but I cannot spoon feed you everything. you are going to have to use your own brain to analyze situations sometimes and decide if they are similar or different

i'm sorry but if i say "male influencers using smart glasses to record themselves harassing women should get the glasses smacked off their face" and you jump in to say "what about autistic people using them to read facial expressions?" i don't even know what to say to you

basically everything D'Avekki Studios has done

Doki Doki Literature Club

Kindergarten

Killer Frequency!

they said it couldn't be done, folks, big strong men with tears in their eyes, they came up to me and said "no president could completely wreck an entire united states economy twice", they said "no one's ever put more people out of work than you"

now onto regular stream of navigating the commonwealth in fallout 4! what mundane task will preston garvey have me do next?? ☢️✨ twitch.tv/sarahmarvelous

Screenshot of Amazon customer support chat getting refund for a Ring Floodlight Cam https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4jc9xz/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Screenshot of chat with Amazon customer support getting refund for a Ring product bought in October 2020 https://www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurveillance/comments/1r0m509/comment/o4k6nqk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button

Infographic telling Ring customers they can get refunds for their purchases through Amazon

People on Reddit are getting Amazon to refund their Ring products because of their partnership with Flock and that creepy Super Bowl ad
www.reddit.com/r/FlockSurve...

Twitch Twitch is the world

playing Creature Kitchen tonight, a very cute game about feeding cryptids: www.twitch.tv/joevonhoff

I’ve always imagined Elsa Bloodstone with a posh accent given that she was raised in a manor and all.

So them giving her that Tracer-esque pseudo cockney accent in Marvel Rivals is a little disappointin.

Remember back in the day when big websites did dumb shit people actually just left because no one had some weird stubborn pride about staying with them

No, Chuck, you’re making them the fifth highest paid military in the world. You ain’t reforming shit.

They’re not just talking about rape, they’re taking about kids. They’re not just talking about kids, they’re implying destroying bodies. They’re not just talking about destroying bodies, they’re talking about killing babies.

Currently, the outrage to the visible contents of the Epstein files is so mild that I have to think the majority of people just aren't even casually checking them. I can't think of a phrase to describe what I've read even as a forensic analyst. "Cartoonishly evil" is too gentle. Horrific. Inhuman.

He was literally ordering big containers of acid shipped to his island, the implications re: bodies being destroyed en mass is shockingly evil,
yet 5 year old ICE victim Liam Ramos spent more time in jail than anyone on Epstein's list(s) so far.

I suspect Ossoff is painfully aware his re-election depends heavily on courting the leftist vote that stayed home or refused to vote in 2024, and the rest of the party could really do with understanding that too

Funny how this is coming off the heels of us finding out this whole 'for the children' shit was an Epstein psyop.

"why not quit caffeine?" just say you want me dead

if i know discord for anything is that they can and will pussy out if people bully them enough for something. get fucking loud about this

I'm hardly the first person to note this, but it's enormously instructive that our President and his followers saw the message "THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE" and understood it, correctly, as an attack on them