Athena

Panel 1: Text says "My dad was an orc". It's a green orc wearing a dress shirt with a purple tie and glasses, holding a cup of coffee. The cup is made of stone and has an ragged axe blade on it. He also has a pencil in his pocket protector, and the pencil is also a tiny axe. Panel 2: Text says "My mom was a witch". It's a woman with green skin and one yellow eye, glowing and emanating magic, gleaming from beneath her big purple witch had, which has small wood constructions hanging off of it and two pins on it: one of a mushroom and one of the Newgrounds angry face. He's wearing jeans and a Costco tank top, with a reddish purple vest over it, and is holding a broom and a tote bag with a bag of chips visible within it. Panel 3: Text says "You'd think I'd be some kind of magical berserker". We are looking overhead at a muscular green man looking up at us, with his arms splayed out in a powerful stance, and his left arm holding an axe. He has a dark purple had and shoulder-cape, and smiles with malice. Text continues, saying "but actually I ended up with my MOM'S strength and my DAD'S magic attunement." Panel 4: A normal looking with green skin, messy purple hair, big round glasses, and a pointy nose, wearing a t-shirt with the night sky in a square in the center, says "so, basically, I'm green."

He will become soup

A black and white cat in a red and black vampire cape stares forward confidently.

Vampires aren’t real? Really?

illustration of a shark working on a laptop. Second image is them crying on their desk Text: "Why do cute people (me) have to suffer so much"

Im just a shark
#art #sharks

Ooooh Roy my beloved he so stinky and chonky

or perhaps a hearty stew

now that it's october im legally allowed to post this

WATCH: "They are underwater across the board, and they know it. And that is causing them to double down in public. But it is backfiring. That is why—whether it's a shutdown, whether it's all of this—they want us to blink first. And we have too much to save," says AOC.

A fluffy respite

Sir you need to stop being so sexy I am losing my mind

Classic Lady

Ghost of Yotei artist fired after Kirk killing joke Senior artist Drew Harrison 'is no longer an employee' of Sony Interactive Entertainment subsidiary Sucker Punch Productions.

"If standing up against fascism is what cost me my dream job I held for 10 years, I would do it again 100x stronger."

anyone else real horny?

Fan art of Hornet from Hollow Knight: Silksong. She is sat on the ground on her knees and smooshing her face into the fluffy body of a flea. They both seem to be in bliss.

flea cuddle

Comic of a lazy round raccoon "Today we observe the raccoon, they stay up all night, usually eating junk, and are kinda round."

Me as of late 🦝
#art #comic #raccoon

A tuxedo cat wearing a bow tie sits upright and looks up with wide, pleading eyes, as if politely asking for some chicken.

Just some chicken… please?

Panel 1: There is a small, pink, frowning blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen is crouching down to it, resting his elbows on his knees, and asking, "Self Esteem, why are you so SMALL?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down with reflective, emotional eyes and says "I'm s-sorry." Shen's hand pets it on the head as Shen, from off-panel, says "It's okay!" Panel 3: Shen, still resting his hand on Self Esteem's head, points behind him with his thumb, and shifts his eyes to gaze that way too. Self Esteem also looks that way, curious. Shen says "just take some notes from your brother, okay?" Panel 4: In the corner of a room, on a metal bench bending under his weight, sits a massive lime green blob labeled "Elf Esteem." He has a menacing and confident smile and muscular yellow arms and legs, and he is curling a dumbbell with his left arm. He's surrounded by posters of fictional elf women, such as Frieren, Zelda, and Marcille Donato. He also has a bow and arrow leaned against the wall, and a pair of fake elf ears on the ground near him.

Man, my Bluesky's gotten way more boring since this dumb Online Safety Act thing, maybe I should get a VPN for my phone.

We are very far over the cliff here folks

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Illustration of a duck being complimented "Oh wow! Look at you! You look so cute!" Duck: Quack! (Translator note: You too!)

very cute duck 🦆
#art #ducks

OSA is gonna make us lose access to fucking wikipedia

write to your MPs.

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Itch's new content policy is:

1. We can't tell you what violates the rules.

2. If you violate the rules, we take all your money. Not just the money from that work, ALL your money from EVERYTHING you've ever made.

I don't care how much of a smol bean Itch is, this is not a viable platform.

But I'm in bed D:

What a polite egg, very handsome

He looks like he gives great hugs, 10/10 would smooch

Insects capable of and willing to commit crimes is my favourite genre of arthropod