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The Celtics better not embarrass me in front of* my coworkers by losing to the Wizards (they can and they will)

*I’m not there but they all know I’m annoying about the C’s

06.11.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Straight into my veins

05.11.2025 23:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone needs me for the next 3 days I’ll be crying about how my team is in Boston and I’m not

03.11.2025 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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How can you not be romantic about baseball!!!

02.11.2025 03:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have watched an obscene amount of College GameDay, Big Noon Kickoff, and college football for someone who has no college football affiliation

01.11.2025 14:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a cartoon scene with the words there 's only one more sleep till christmas ALT: a cartoon scene with the words there 's only one more sleep till christmas

G’night!!!

01.11.2025 03:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

To anyone not into baseball I’m sorry but also get into baseball

01.11.2025 03:00 β€” πŸ‘ 3924    πŸ” 452    πŸ’¬ 170    πŸ“Œ 46

Understatement

01.11.2025 01:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Making sure kids are safe by kidnapping their parents on Halloween, we really need to bring back the guillotine

30.10.2025 20:52 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

awesome work as always, Noa!!

30.10.2025 14:09 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

How anyone can hate this man is beyond me

30.10.2025 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idk i just think there's something special about leaving a sports game & walking with the crowd to a bar or a restaurant and getting to continue that celebration of a win or talk some real cool moment you all witnessed together. You can't get that when everyone needs to get into their own cars after

29.10.2025 22:21 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

A clothing rental service is a great concept until you end up wanting to buy everything you’ve rented

29.10.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I cannot stress this enough: every one of these ghouls belongs so far into the depths of Hell that Satan has to shout down to them

24.10.2025 21:49 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Celtics Opening Night, I’m ready to get hurt again 🫑

22.10.2025 13:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

For me it’s Mark Prior

22.10.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Is it a coincidence that the IU football coach looks like Tom Crean, or do you have to look like that to coach there

11.10.2025 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happy Dallas Stars Hockey Day to all who celebrate

09.10.2025 13:45 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I am not ok. Probably won’t be ok for six months.

03.10.2025 02:42 β€” πŸ‘ 63    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 0

Professional sports should not be able to end in a tie, this isn't 5th grade kickball

29.09.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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MLB continues to suck, playing Wild Card games during the work day is genuinely the worst thing they can do to their fans

28.09.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Keep Derrick White in Boston forever

27.09.2025 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
TEXT: Tremendously Postseason Bound
Postseason 2025
IMAGE: Postseason clinch graphic featuring shaded, black and white cutouts of players on the 2025 Red Sox roster on top of a light blue background. The design includes a red hanging Sox logo, the 2025 MLB Postseason logo and sticker variations of the team’s slogan β€œTremendously Locked In.”

TEXT: Tremendously Postseason Bound Postseason 2025 IMAGE: Postseason clinch graphic featuring shaded, black and white cutouts of players on the 2025 Red Sox roster on top of a light blue background. The design includes a red hanging Sox logo, the 2025 MLB Postseason logo and sticker variations of the team’s slogan β€œTremendously Locked In.”

YOUR BOSTON RED SOX ARE POSTSEASON BOUND!

27.09.2025 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 528    πŸ” 130    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 39

*inhale* UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

26.09.2025 02:08 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I just hope that whatever happens to the Cubs this postseason Matt Shaw knows it's his fault

24.09.2025 02:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The Bill Nye-Jaylen Brown friendship is everything to me

24.09.2025 00:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Never ever ever forgiving Scott Walker for blocking the high speed rail from Milwaukee to Chicago

23.09.2025 21:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Did I miss the rapture or do I still have a chance?

23.09.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Walgreens marketing truly sucks, I got a flu shot 2 weeks ago via an appointment I made through my Walgreens account yet every. single. day. I get a "time to get your flu shot!" email

22.09.2025 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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