tim catts

He definitely thinks the purpose of education is to anoint the kinds of people he finds worthy (neurotypical, financially, well off, stable home, educated parents) and punish those he does not (everyone else)

He did nazi the news

It was the Holy Shit of times, it was the Big Yikes of times, it was the age of WTF, it was the age of LMFAO, it was the epoch of Fuck Around, it was the epoch of Find Out

the true identity of midlefafrt could be the key to everything

Are people getting through to a staffer? Had to leave messages for Kim and Booker.

The End Scams Party would be undefeated at the ballot box, I’m telling you

I remain 1000% convinced that the End Scams Party would easily win a veto proof majority

“…the struggles that Democrats would face in 2024 and beyond.” Have Dems lost an election of any consequence this year? What are these struggles you speak of? Oh right, it’s just vibes.

Democrats In Array

He is helping to create the attention economy dynamics that make losing more likely by using his platform to take ideas mostly advanced by 100 follower BlueSky accounts and generalizing them to a party that nominated Joe Biden and Kamala Harris for president

Is it possible to perform the same analysis for NJ?

Top messaging priority would be to gradually shift the Overton window on what constitutes a scam until “laissez faire capitalism” is dead center

My most ironclad belief is that the Stop Scams Party would win a veto proof majority

Even the smallest chance of harvesting engagement and they can’t help themselves

It’s a lot more fun to talk about the Cure than Morton Downey Jr., is partially what’s going on imho

It’s really unfortunate (for my ability to sleep tonight) that this is the opening scene of like 7 different horror movies

This is my favorite They Might Be Turbines song

Right. Maybe they’re furious and expect a winner (which raises other questions about the past few years!). Maybe they’re don’t care about results if the commercial side is healthy. Maybe they’re waiting on rules to change so they can buy silverware like in Austria. Who knows bc they don’t talk to us

We fans seem to be assuming he was fired for poor performance but 1) usually you don’t get to attend your own post-firing press availability and 2) there’s no hard evidence that RBG sees this year’s on field performance as unacceptable

as befits a guy who got famous for riding the subway basically daring people to punch him

kermit the frog is typing on a typewriter in a dark room . Alt: Kermit the Frog is typing quickly on a typewriter

I write with the urgency of an amphibious variety show host prepping the next sketch.

These dweebs’ love of sci fi is inversely proportional to their ability to understand it

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Kind of surprised not to see Breaking Bad mentioned yet

A raccoon behind the wheel of a tiny car. The caption reads: Me at 2 pm - I need to eat better. Me at 11 pm - Gimme da gorbage

Please improve the roster

One of my most deeply held convictions is that a politician who ran on a platform of banning sports betting apps and stopping Scam Likely calls could win in a landslide

I blame Colson Whitehead (not really, that book was great)

Tunnels are woke now

I’ll die mad at Chris Christie for canceling the ARC tunnel project for the sole purpose of giving Obama the finger. This “tunnels are woke” bullshit and so much other nonsense is the direct result, and meanwhile Jersey commuters will be screwed for a generation.