smooth operator

mmmh are cereals soup

In the last 5 years I’ve pivoted to sharing things mostly on Instagram after switching from Twitter, it’s a bit of a shame having different groups of people in different platforms

Anyway I finally finished one (small small) sketchbook, so some pages:

in London that’s a pipe dream 😭😭

how do people even clean the outside of their windows in the uk where windows dont open fully, fuck this window design, gimmie back european windows

So if you complete the McDonald's reward subquest as early as possible, you can get access to the Sausage Biscuit. This item is actually glitched with a calorie value of 460,000, so consuming it causes a stack overflow error that allows you to skip straight to dying.

just went yesterday to a shop to get it the ol fashioned way, actually ended up not using amazon so thats nice

funny continuation of this story, they sent me a replacement, but again with ups, now they tried delivering it on monday/tuesday but I was at work, then they said they tried a fake delivery on wed/thurs (not true at all) and sent it back to the seller

someone in edinburgh got a free guitar, hope ya enjoy it (im getting a free replacement)

i hate taking the tube so much in london it should be illegal for it to be so hot and packed every day

Im just taking a break from limes because that shit is expensive, i need my company to hurry up and get the cycle to work benefit going

that's not true at all ups is fucking me over for 4 days in a row

Y2K Japanese

where are the communitieeees goddamn living in 2025 is such a slog give me back sense of belonging and support networks and communities you rich bitches

i have a lot of collections on tiktok but i have two special ones called core humour and core me and one day i will find a victim willing to go through both and hear me explain why the videos are either so funny or so me

the most unethical thing i do is go take a dump in the disabled people toilets

listen up, they're in such a better state than the other toilets, much quieter, and I don't have to worry about the guy in the next stall wondering if i have to fix my diet

me in charge of not ordering take away on the weekends

honestly if i didnt have therapy life would be so much harsher

sometimes i think about we're all just a random combination of dust and why the hell did those trillions and trillions of atoms decide to be me of all they could've been, damn your loss man

was supposed to go to a very cute event today but i am so exhausted i will have to skip it

the summer that hikaru died is another mf heavy hitter this season, cant believe i got both this and takopis original sin to quench my thirst for emotionally being hurt

nowadays 99% of the time I am going out in crocs, truly revolutionary tbh

i love the look of my doc martens 1461s but in the last year i mustve worn them 3 times in total because they demolish my feet, so i only wear them if its a limited time event that i am going, and its a shame

i mustve appeared in the background of at least 5 tiktoks today as i was roaming around london

oc🌀🦋🌳

takopi original sin really hurt me ngl

the sketches in panty and stocking s2 and city the animation must win some prize in comedy or something i am thoroughly killed and taxidermied with the ghost of my lasts laugh painted on me

do you guys also imagine being a rich victorian explorer and decide fuck it i am gonna make it my life goal to travel and catalogue all animals in the world and just being able to do it because you're so rich you dont ever have to worry about anything

i am starting to hate youtube video essays, video essays have been undergoing a genreification of sorts, now you see many with the same formula and they are so boring, fuck the algorithmification of everything on the internet man

yesterday night i wanted to do a walk in southwark park which was supposed to be closed, I said heck it lets still go check it out, and one gate was open!!! but I chickened out and didnt go in, another guy came after me and got inside, and idk its london you know.... but i really wanted to go in