Not Tim Tales 😭😭

More of this, America.

A man at the gym told me I’m getting big :3

From the editor:

If any of you are in the Atlanta area, attend if you can.
-Scholl

This is gonna remain evergreen for the next four years...

Learning that there’s conservative folks in the PTCG community is WILD 🤣💀

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

I might come out of retirement if we get a Smash 6 announcement tbh

This year I will bench 225

Getting called into work on a Sunday ain’t fun 😭

Been replaying Skyrim and I am determined to marry a giant Orc

Trying to bulk is hard as hell 😭

Just realized I’m not getting paid again until the 27th. Fuck lmao.

Would suck the kidney stones out of this man through his dick like boba pearls

Is this a safe space? Because Bob Saget was lowkey hot on Full House 😮‍💨

Been in training at this job since January lol. Finally done as of Monday 🥲

Need to be kristmas boilet idk

I apparently got drunk yesterday and ordered plants…

David Muir can punch me in the face and I’d thank him

Night shift really screws up my schedule 😭

Night shift sucks, but I can play so much pokemon while I’m bored lol

Me after holding the Glen Powell lookalike contest in my bedroom

Flygon Ex is my new favorite card

Cringy gym post because I am proud of my progress on my back :3

Need him to fist me til his tats rub and inside of my colon looks like a 1920s newspaper hot off the press

Found out the pay for my position is going to be higher than I was quoted! Look at god 😮‍💨

Adam Kinzinger is so hot

Jail

Night shift sucks. But I’ve been having fun playing PTCG Live all night so…