Monumental Matt

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They really didn't want people watching the all-star game this year. Wtf would you have it in the early afternoon?

I appreciate the recommendation. If I'm ever brave enough to try sushi again, I'll give it a shot.

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Salmon and cream cheese?!?! I didn't even know there was a philly roll, honestly.

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I don't think I've had cooked sushi, but I've tried the raw ones and...

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Shout out to sushi eaters. That shit is disgusting to me, but yall mf'ers be eating sushi rolls like it's not uncooked fish, couldn't be me.

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Word back to more interesting things

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J. Lo would have been front and center, and joe is unmistakable

I'm surprised J. Lo and Fat joe weren't involved with this, but alba and Ricky pulling up was cool.

They produced the heck out of that halftime show. It felt dumb quickly, though.

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I wouldn't have minded subtitles, but forcing America to read might have been one step too far

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You gosh darn right

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Spotted Jessica alba from 1 yard line, baddie.

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Amazon delivery people deserve a union. These people work hard to get you that thing you didn't even really need.

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I'm noticing that girls that love inuyasha are hella freaky for some reason

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Propaganda has you blaming a computer for corporate corruption

Where the fitness mami's @😍😍

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400 years of conditioning, even my conditioning has been conditioned.

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Cannot be in the streets with that affliction

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Jermaine Cole has dropped. We eating.

The Bronx is burning again!

The best thing you can do for your child is be a friend to them, best friends if possible.

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I don't understand Nicki Minaj. All this loyalty to weirdos is wild.

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You gotta hit her with one of these

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I stopped drinking soda because of the sugar, but I'm now discovering diet and sugar-free sodas! These joints gotta have some sort of undiscovered cancer because they are too fire

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If beyonce/t.swift got on tiktok or IG and told the people to resist, we'd have this shit figured out by Wednesday.

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I'm sick of being nickel and dimed everywhere with everything. Small pleasures are now huge luxuries, I do not want to subscribe to life.

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I'm describing what I need from these people very specifically so as to not be confused with asking for a crack pipe

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Visiting local smoke shops looking for bongs and accessories, and there is a surprising amount of stores that sell crack/meth pipes.

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Hov's verse on "seen it all" had dudes feeling like they were on the block in diapers, selling work hand to hand while keeping an eye out for the jakes