noted fatherless behavior

"Mirror" from the UNBEATABLE album / soundtrack playing on an MP3 player. The player is propped up against a monitor showing notepad open, with a bunch of "j"s and "f"s, the same inputs that one would hit when playing UNBEATABLE

it's just not the same 😔

me: "I feel like if I don't reverse-engineer at least one or two dogshit embedded device per week, I'll go into withdrawal"
her: "this is like drug addiction, but counterproductive"

this is what it feels like riding a motorcycle in downtown madison

🚨BREAKING🚨

Zohran Mamdani will FORCE all New Yorkers to play through the rhythm game UNBEATABLE.

What are your thoughts on this?

Anxiety: What if you’re not good enough

Depression: Everyone hates you

Obama the 2nd level druid: let me be deer

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

those are toys and u were playing

it might be hallucinating this but its real

first refrigerators now this. its so tired of having to inform everyone of the latest ear piercing screech at 18000Hz. fortunately daylight isnt quite so high pitched

daylight definitely makes a sound you allistics just ignore EVERYTHING

its backpack not only contains a multitool but has a dedicated chest pouch for it. and the knife.

and "ask to pet"

getting this patch

its too cold out for a cigarette its fukjcing OVER

bambibimbosparkles I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing. kittygirltitty rock & roll bambibimbosparkles girl i just walked into that one like a coyote with a painted tunnel

whenever i tweet in rapid succession i feel like a desperate fool prancing for a court that has already decided to execute me.

evilbeast also it finally happened. a girl called me hot for having a multitool in my backpack evilbeast right so i also have a patch like this on my backpack: STOP 🛑 NO TALK NO TOUCH NO EYE CONTACT its meant for a service dog but i like to think i'm funny. anyways same girl saw this patch, read it out loud, then made direct eye contact and Grabbed my throat evilbeast the moral of the story is that if you are a pathetic fag with the strength of a wet napkin scary women want to keep you as a pet

ITS OK OOMF ITS JUST A CAT

JESUS CHRIST U REALLY ARE EASY

something something just wait til the belt comes off

THE BELT IS ALL IT TAKES TO IMPRESS U????

what!!!!!!!!! its literally just a cat

AND OTHER SELLING POINTS ITS FORGETTING RIGHT NOW

IT ALSO HAS LESBIANS WITH GUNS IN THE LATER SEASONS

PERSON OF INTEREST IS SO GOOD IT LOVES THE MAIN CHARACTERS: JESUS CHRIST AND PETER THIEL

gay ben shapiro: fags dont care about your feelings

morgan's first time tongue kissing... i think it would gross her out on a base level but would also be gratifying because it's the type of act where you can really feel and hear the other person unraveling and getting turned on

tasty treat

i need that twink fractured across time and space