PSB

Charli XCX marries the drummer from The MCMLXXV

you know a tin of these bad boys hates to see me walk in the room

i need some new shirts lol

children used to love the bananaphone but now all they want is applephone

man i gotta cool it on the Craisins .. just pooped out a whole bog ..

we really spent the last however many years making fun of “le wrong generation” types and now every other mfer I meet wishes it was 2001 again

testing out how thing works on this platform, idk what else I was expecting would happen

FB is down, uh hey what’s up
blue sky guys

love that one Chappell Roan song that’s called “Have a Good Time, Toots!” or whatever

sup

through a clerical error it seems i have come into a sizable amount of crab rangoons

The Rizzler is like definitely one of Chris Christie’s illegitimate children right

the trick is to smoke so much that it doesn’t do anything for you anymore

welp I sure did post on Bluesky today what do I get now

unintentionally growing out a beard this month, wasn’t that a thing on the internet a few years back before the no-nutters co-opted November

Tim Henson of Polyphia

it’s actually: a Middle name, a distant surname, and the village where my great great great great grandfather was likely born

ok so am I supposed to post a picture of my ass on this thing or

can’t believe two of the planet’s current hottest dudes are both named Tim. bros lookin like they should be named Skylar or Sebastian or Octavius or some shit but nope its just Timmy

its posting time