Piper Paige

Happy valentine's day!

They're executing me tomorrow on baroque insta for saying I actually prefer Bach piano interpretations to the original harpsichord renditions

Maoist transphobe who writes it as tranSSexual

White people love saying "this would go sooooo good with kewpie mayo"

YES THAT'S HOW I FOUND IT!! Have you played the game?? It's so much fun

Okay after some digging I have found out they're actually from Solitaire Overload for the DS, which makes sense bcuz it is uses the DS soundfont. Still... Very excellent

YouTube video by PixelFizz 2048 - Amazon Queen

Maybe it's just like, standard DS game fanfare but it's so unbelievably good

Listening to the OST for 2048 3DS and what the fuck. Why is it so good????

Two seperate dates on Valentine's Day waow...

Omg I've had the same exact dream before 😭 it's always devastating to wake up from...

When someone w/ a handle like "transluvr69" likes all the lewds I've posted I wonder if they were given that name at birth and it's nominative determinism or if they'd chosen the name as proof of will over their own destiny... in some sense we're more alike than different,

deuce: I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND A BITCH IS 9, 10 TOPS deuce: OKAY MAYBE 11 deuce: LET'S CALL IT 10% +- 1% OF PROBLEMS WHICH INVOLVE BITCHES

"N PROBLEMS" https://bonequest.com/9827

A classic

See, you know, personally, I think this is worse lol

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Been trying to brainstorm new things to call "polyamory" so it sounds less cringe but couldn't. Instead I've decided that castrating yourself at the pillar of humility is the penance one pays to date more than one person at a time

I didn't know that was an option...

Equally it's stupid that "lady" is the feminine of "lord". It's obvious why it doesn't hold as much power but eurgh, we should just make 'lord' a unisex title.

I feel similarly about master/mistress,,

It sucks that "lord" is a gendered term, I would really enjoy being called little lord obedience,, what a beautiful title...

Injections are scary but I saw soooo much progress when I switched, best of luck :)!

What if I became a tradfluencer and started posting stuff like this

I've read Temple of the Golden Pavilion but I was putting this one off for some reason.... Very pipercore he's literally me.....

I've spent the last two hours reading Confessions of a Mask, which I might finish tonight, just completely enraptured in it. I feel like I've never been so seen by a book before 🤧

Waow

He's just like me fr

Man I really fucking hate when trans men transmisogynybait on social media. I really REALLY hate it

Saw a post that was like "hey conservatives still think I look like a man??" and ofc there's a ton of comments that are like "ywnbaw" and he's just like "hehe thx"

Like ok glad u find this funny

My nightmare...

These are so pretty 🥺