Piper Paige

Ohhh that's what that word means... I always wondered

I hate showing Helluva Boss to people cuz you gotta be like "yeah the style kinda sucks and the writing isn't that good and the creator is lowkey a bad person but I promise it's good" and then they do a song and you're like "okay yeah.. it's also a musicalm.. but PLEASE I promise it's good"

It's funny that God punished HP Lovecraft for being racist by reincarnating him into an Irishman (Timothy McVeigh)

It is :(((

This should've never happened...

I think if people did less cock and ball torture and did more cock and ball mindful loving awareness the world would be a better place

This is what 10 years of HRT looks like.... Wow.

Haha yes that is the Serial Experiments Lain VHS boxset, glad you noticed

Picture of my fucking ass

Asked for by NOBODY
Dedicated to NO ONE

They invented a sequel to my boobs;

My balls

I hate when a guy asks if he can suck me off. Buddy, I don't even let women suck me off

"Can you wear an outfit that shows off your boobs without feeling AGP" - the greatest thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,

You could tell a conservative talking head got assassinated today because the vibe at Trader Joe's was absolutely jubilant

*American trying to explain gender reassignment surgery* okay imagine there was a Christian Hamburger

Luckily there's not much! There's only one, brief, body horror scene

@cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social you should watch this movie if you haven't, it's a certified cowtoolslike

I saw the cow tools Dead Ringers (1988) joke has been made a bunch, but no one has made a comic for it yet...

do y'all remember when they found all that tf art in Osamu Tezuka's drawer post-mortem because I think about it often

anyway keep chasing your bliss and draw weird shit, god knows we need that right now

My favorite part of There Will Be Blood (2007) is the part where Daniel gets super into femdom. The way PTA uses sexual domination as a mirror for the oil rig's domination over the rest of Daniel's life is pure kino

I had a dream that one Chinese TikTok voice was asking "what kind of truth is this?" to which the other would reveal a fundemental truth about the nature of existence, each one more profound than the last. I woke up weeping, then reflexively opened Instagram and immediately forgot all of it

Hegel remarks somewhere that all great, world-historical facts and personages occur, as it were, twice. He has forgotten to add: the first time chopped, the second as unc.

Sixpence None the Richer is yearnslop. Gilmore Girls is yearnslop. Hell, anything that a woman of Anglo-Saxon descent would enjoy is probably yearnslop. Arguably the season of Autumn in of itself is yearnslop, but many have argued that it's genuine yearncore. We sadly may never know the answer.

I remember the first time I showed my friend my ereader and they were SHOCKED that it wasn't just a screen, and it literally just looks like moving ink on paper. It's such an awesome technology

I love reading on da bus :3

New cashapp card came in :)

Truth nuke....

Seeing someone gulp down a tall glass of water is like a piss fetishist's version of seeing a girl with fat boobs wearing a tank top

Me when I freaking. When I freaking eat Annie's fucking macaroni and cheese....